Schizophrenic Tuan Tuan

045. Split Personality Tuan Tuan

The plane took off.

"I'm definitely going to kill someone this match. I can't live without dignity like this."

Perhaps it was the comments in her livestream, but Tuan Tuan felt that even with Jiang Siming carrying her, she had to perform well!

She couldn't let everyone think she was just a noob who relied on her 'boyfriend' to carry her, even though she loved hearing that sentence~

"This game, I will be a killer. A killer without emotions. I have a strong sense of self-respect, I'm telling you!"

Jiang Siming let her chatter beside his ear like an old woman. Not only was he not annoyed, he found it a little amusing.

He marked a relatively remote city, and the two of them jumped there. However, they found that two other teams had followed them.

"Excellent! Little Ming Bro, if I kill someone this match, you have to praise me, okay?"

"Okay, no problem." Jiang Siming readily agreed.

With his affirmation, Tuan Tuan became even more spirited. She even chose to land in a house a bit further away from Jiang Siming.

She was afraid Jiang Siming would snatch her kills.

Jiang Siming was happy to trust her skills and began looting on his own.

But before half a minute passed, he heard her screams.

"Wow! Little Ming Bro, hurry up, I'm begging you, I'm going to die, sob sob, they're right outside my house~"

Jiang Siming looked and saw that her health had already dropped by half. It seemed she had been shot.

"I'm coming over now. You stall them."

"I can't stall them, sob sob, they're about to break in~"

"Then tell them, 'Big brother, don't kill me.'"

"'Big brother, don't kill me, please don't kill me, I have elders at home...' Ah! Useless! They're rushing the building~"

"Switch to English, dual-language broadcast."

"Oh, emm, brother, brother, don't kill me, no, no."

The livestream effect from their back-and-forth banter was explosive. The viewers were laughing so hard their mouths were practically splitting.

Perhaps Tuan Tuan's 'sonic attack' had some effect, as the opponents gave up on attacking and decided to throw grenades.

Jiang Siming, who had already arrived at the scene, wiped out the team in a few swift moves.

Tuan Tuan, who had broken out in a cold sweat, felt her heart pounding.

Still shaken, she picked up some items and then stuck to Jiang Siming's heels like glue, refusing to go anywhere else.

"What happened to killing people yourself?"

"What happened to the woman with strong self-respect?"

"I'm a killer without emotions, remember?"

"Go kill someone, Tuan Tuan."

Facing the comments in her livestream, Tuan Tuan didn't fall for it anymore.

"I think since this is a duo queue, I can't just rush ahead without considering Little Ming Bro. It would put him in danger, and he wouldn't have anyone to protect him."

Tuan Tuan said this with great 'loyalty,' her face not flushing at all. She even took the time to sip her pearl milk tea.

"Can you have some shame? Does Ming Shen need your protection?"

"It's a good thing if people don't run into him, let alone need you to protect him!"

"Tuan Tuan's skin is getting thicker and thicker."

"You're sticking to Ming Shen so closely, aren't you afraid the Old Woman will get jealous?"

Tuan Tuan acted as if she couldn't see whatever the comments said, continuing to drink her milk tea and acting as Little Ming Bro's follower.

She drank too much and accidentally let out a hiccup on stream.

Jiang Siming was about to tease her when he noticed she had already started a split-personality defense.

Tuan Tuan: "Little sister, who told you to hiccup? Big sister is live-streaming. If you do that, they'll think this hiccup was from big sister."

Little Sister (split personality): "I didn't (pitifully)~"

Tuan Tuan: "You did! And you won't admit it. Do you know that's called dishonesty? How does big sister usually educate you? Why are you so disobedient?"

Little Sister: "Sob sob, I was wrong, big sister."

Tuan Tuan: "Good, that's better. Go play now, big sister has to work."

Little Sister: "Bye-bye, big sister."

Tuan Tuan: "Alright everyone, my little sister was being naughty just now. Please don't mind it. And Little Ming Bro, don't misunderstand~"

Jiang Siming was stunned. There's such a thing?

With Tuan Tuan, this split-personality drama queen, Jiang Siming's journey of killing enemies in the game became much more enjoyable.

Jiang Siming won the chicken dinner with 26 kills in a relaxed and comfortable match.

Jiang Siming could handle a 4500-point lobby without pressure, let alone with Tuan Tuan, who had barely scraped her way to 2000 points.

Tuan Tuan's score significantly lowered the average skill level of the players they were matched with, making it feel like Jiang Siming was playing in a kiddie pool. It was too easy.

Moreover, because Jiang Siming constantly drew enemy attention, Tuan Tuan managed to get 6 kills, which made the silly girl ecstatic.

After winning the match, Tuan Tuan excitedly returned to the lobby and proudly announced to everyone, "My KDA must have skyrocketed! I'll show you my KDA right now!"

However, when she opened her stats, Tuan Tuan suddenly fell silent.

Curious, Jiang Siming checked Tuan Tuan's stats.

KDA: 0.22

Her KDA was truly something else. He couldn't fathom how she even achieved it.

Embarrassed, Tuan Tuan, refusing to believe it, opened Jiang Siming's stats.

KDA: 22.99

It was exactly a hundred times hers.

The viewers teased that Jiang Siming could take on a hundred Tuan Tuans, lamenting her terrible stats.

Jiang Siming's KDA increased again, but he didn't particularly feel anything.

His skills were becoming even stronger. The chicken dinner he just won had also given him three white fragments: VSS, AWM, and Mk14 mastery.

Jiang Siming had grasped the core techniques for both airdrop sniper rifles. With this, he had completely mastered the sniper rifle category.

As the two were about to queue for another match, Jiang Siming suddenly received an invitation from [4am_GovdzzZ].

"Wanna play together? I'm solo queuing," Wei Shen's message arrived.

Jiang Siming directly pulled him into the team.

"Wow, Wei Bro, long time no see," Tuan Tuan greeted Wei Shen.

Wei Shen chuckled and teased, "Are you getting cocky now that you have Old Jiang? You haven't asked me to play with you in ages. You used to call me every day."

"Hehe, Little Ming Bro is amazing. I only need him to carry me now."

"Heh, women. Truly fickle creatures," Wei Shen scoffed.

"Hey, hey, hey, Wei Bro, if you keep this up, I'll file a complaint with Sister Mi Feng!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, just kidding. Don't take it seriously. Let's start, Old Jiang," Wei Shen said, 'cheerfully' changing the subject.

The three officially entered the game. Wei Shen ignored Tuan Tuan and started chatting with Jiang Siming.

"Next month, the PCPI national qualifiers will begin. We have to start from China. We need to at least get into the top three to go to the UK. If you have time this month, come train more. We need to practice our synergy and tactics."

"Okay, if nothing comes up, I'll be there."

Jiang Siming didn't take it too seriously, as he believed that in the face of true skill, tactics were not reliable.

Tactical drills only served one purpose: to improve one's shooting accuracy and compensate for any shortcomings or mistakes in aim.

This was an FPS game. As long as your skill level was far superior to others, any tactic would simply be a matter of one magazine.

Even if the enemy tried to surround you, they would have to expose their positions by engaging you in a firefight. As long as they dared to reveal themselves, Jiang Siming was confident he could take them down!