Jiang Siming's Art of Cursing

046. Jiang Siming's Art of Cursing

"Are you going to the Strongest Streamer Competition the day after tomorrow?"

"Yeah, I am."

"Then I'll drive over to pick you up? It's quite far, over in Shanghai Putuo."

"No need, I have a car."

"Alright then, see you there. I want to see what this Voice Actor Monster Hidden Singer actually looks like, haha."

"I hope you don't feel inferior after seeing me."

"Tch, what kind of handsome guy haven't I seen?" Wei Shen scoffed dismissively.

Meanwhile, Tuan Tuan, who had been silent, started to ponder.

If Little Ming Bro was going to participate in the offline competition, and if she also competed, wouldn't she be able to meet Little Ming Bro!

The more she thought about it, the more excited she became. Tuan Tuan immediately called her best friend and asked her to book two plane tickets to Shanghai.

The three of them chatted while searching for items. With Jiang Siming and Wei Shen, two great gods, in the game, it was very peaceful. Every team they encountered was quickly and easily dealt with by the two of them.

However, Jiang Siming always killed three while Wei Shen only killed one. Jiang Siming's killing speed was much faster.

Just as the three were having fun, a quarrel suddenly erupted in Wei Shen's headphones.

"You ungrateful wretch, who told you to come into the base? Get out!"

"I haven't terminated my contract with you yet, why can't I come in?"

"You dare to come back, you dog? Sorry, we don't need you anymore."

"I'm coming in! I haven't terminated my contract, I'm still part of 4AM."

Wei Shen quickly said into his headphones to Jiang Siming, "That scoundrel Gu Cun has come to the base. I'll handle it first. Old Jiang, you guys play ahead."

"Okay, go ahead," Jiang Siming replied understandingly.

However, this incident made everyone very curious. Didn't Gu Cun betray 4AM himself? Why was he back?

"What's Gu Cun's situation? Someone fill me in."

Tuan Tuan, who was familiar with the inside story, explained to Jiang Siming, "Gu Cun's contract was about to expire, and 4AM wanted to re-sign him. However, Gu Cun was dissatisfied with the signing fee, saying he wanted his treatment doubled."

"His current treatment was already the best in 4AM. The club definitely wouldn't agree to double it, so they refused. Gu Cun started causing trouble, not only deliberately not participating in matches but also going out to play every day instead of training."

"I originally thought Gu Cun was an innocent kid, but after knowing the truth, I was impressed. The club treated him exceptionally well, nurturing him from having nothing to a position comparable to Wei Shen, with treatment several times higher than Aruka and the others. I didn't expect him to still be unsatisfied."

Tuan Tuan complained about 4AM with some indignation, but unfortunately, Gu Cun's fans overheard her. They maliciously twisted her words and told Gu Cun, who was causing a scene at 4AM.

Gu Cun was furious upon hearing this. He directly went to Wei Shen's computer, picked up the headphones, aimed them at the microphone, and started cursing.

Wei Shen hadn't left the game, so his account was still in the YY channel.

"Go to hell, you bitch. What business is it of yours, you slut? How dare you talk about me? I'll fuck your mother."

A torrent of profanity startled Tuan Tuan. She had merely stated the facts without exaggeration. This matter was absolutely true, and there was no baseless speculation involved.

Gu Cun, however, didn't care. Even though his opponent was a girl, he continued to curse furiously.

At this moment, everyone could see it.

This young boy, who had seemed harmless, innocent, and pure in his streams, was not his true self at all.

The fact that he could endure and maintain a persona for so long, meticulously accumulating fans, showed that he was a very calculating person.

Now that his facade had been exposed, he no longer needed to restrain himself and began to reveal his true self.

Tuan Tuan was subjected to every vile word Gu Cun could muster, but being wronged, she chose to remain silent.

Although she had spoken the truth, she perhaps felt that it was also her fault for speaking first, so Tuan Tuan didn't want to retaliate.

However, the vulgar language was unbearable, and her eyes soon welled up with tears, though no one could see it.

But just because she endured it silently didn't mean Jiang Siming would.

"Are you using your mouth as a toilet to speak? Didn't your mother teach you to clean the toilet before talking? Spraying shit while you talk, how are you so fashionable?"

When Jiang Siming spoke, the audience's anger, which had been simmering with indignation for Tuan Tuan, erupted into laughter.

Seeing someone dare to curse him, how could the esteemed Young Master Gu tolerate it? He immediately cursed back!

"You're that ming, aren't you? Taking my position while I'm away, I'll fuck your mother."

"Look, there's still so much shit in the toilet. Can I ask you to eat it all back before you speak? You keep mentioning your dad and mom. Just talk, why do you keep bringing me up? I don't acknowledge you as my unfilial son!"

Pfft!

The audience was even more amused. They hadn't expected Ming Shen to be so skilled at cursing.

"I'll fuck your mother, who the hell do you think you are, you piece of shit, I'll fuck your mother."

All profanity. The audience now believed Jiang Siming's words; this person's mouth truly was a toilet, an unflushed toilet at that.

"You want to curse? You only have these two lines. Let me give you something fresh!"

As Jiang Siming spoke, his tone suddenly became sharp, like a keen file.

"When your mother gave birth to you, she probably lost the baby and raised the placenta instead. Otherwise, how could you have turned out like this?"

"You look like an illegal structure, your face is pockmarked like the surface of the moon, and you call yourself Young Master Gu? More like Young Scammer!"

"A despicable person for a lifetime, a slaughtered pig is better than you. You waste air alive and land when you die, and you waste money at home!"

"You truly are a cute, charming, hardworking, white, tiny, new hybrid fish species that's always serving the people!"

"People like you, if you were to act, you could only play a pile of dung in a TV drama, not even as good as chewing gum on the side of the road that a dog has peed on!"

"The East isn't bright, so the West is. You're just like any other idiot!"

The string of insults spewed from Jiang Siming's mouth like a machine gun, not only sharp but without any repetition.

Anyone cursed like this would have their seven orifices smoking with rage.

The audience, roaring with laughter, knelt before Jiang Siming.

"Hahahaha, when it comes to cursing, I only bow to Ming Shen!"

"Lu Laoye, the number one curser, is trash in front of our Ming Shen!"

"Look at Ming Shen getting so angry for Tuan Tuan, so cool!"

"Your mouth is so sweet, Big Boss Ming~"

"Even though it's all curses, why do I feel more relieved the more I listen!"

"Tuan Tuan, see? Ming Shen has abandoned his idol image for you. Where can you find a man like this?"

Tuan Tuan, who naturally heard everything, stopped crying and started smiling, deeply touched.

She swore that if Jiang Siming confessed his love to her at this moment, she would definitely agree without hesitation! Or… she could confess too.

Jiang Siming's live stream popularity surged, even higher than when he sang yesterday.

Viewers from Huya flocked over, not to mention the local viewers from Shark.

Everyone was drawn in by this epic cursing battle.

The only one on the verge of going crazy was Gu Cun.

The curses he desperately wanted to hurl back were stuck in his throat, unable to come out, because he felt that if he continued to curse his parents, he wouldn't be a match for Jiang Siming.