Jiang Siming's Art of Insulting

Jiang Siming's Art of Insulting.

"Are you going to the Strongest Streamer Competition the day after tomorrow?"

"Yeah, I am."

"Then I'll drive over and pick you up so we can go together, okay? It's pretty far, over in Shanghai Putuo."

"No need. I have a car."

"Alright, see you then. I want to see what this Voice Actor Monster Hidden Singer actually looks like, haha."

"I hope you won't feel inferior after seeing me."

"Tch, what kind of handsome guy haven't I seen?" Wei Shen gave a disdainful laugh, not taking it seriously.

Meanwhile, Tuan Tuan, who had remained silent all this time, began turning things over in her mind.

So Little Ming Bro is going to participate in an offline competition. If I go compete too, won't I be able to meet him?

The more she thought about it, the more excited she became. Tuan Tuan immediately called her best friend over and asked her to book two plane tickets to Shanghai.

The three chatted while searching for things. With Jiang Siming and Wei Shen, two top players, in the game, everything went smoothly. Whenever they encountered a team, the two of them quickly dealt with it.

However, Jiang Siming always killed three players before Wei Shen killed one. Jiang Siming's killing speed was far too fast.

Just as the three were having fun, an argument suddenly came through Wei Shen's headset.

"You ungrateful bastard! Who let you into the base? Get out!"

"I haven't terminated my contract with you yet. What gives you the right to stop me from coming in?"

"You still have the nerve to come back, you dog? Sorry, but we don't need you anymore."

"I'm going in! I haven't terminated my contract, so I'm still a member of 4AM!"

Wei Shen hurriedly said to Jiang Siming through the headset, "Gu Cun's bastard self came to the base. I'll deal with it first. Lao Jiang, you guys play for now."

"Okay, go ahead." Jiang Siming understood.

But the matter made everyone curious. Hadn't Gu Cun betrayed 4AM and left on his own? Why had he come back?

"What's the deal with Gu Cun? Someone fill me in."

Tuan Tuan, who knew the inside story, explained it to Jiang Siming. "Gu Cun's contract was about to expire. 4AM wanted to renew it with him, but Gu Cun wasn't satisfied with the offered salary and demanded that his compensation be doubled."

"His treatment was already the best in 4AM. The club definitely wasn't willing to double it again, so they refused. Then Gu Cun started causing trouble. He deliberately stopped playing in matches and went out to have fun every day instead of training."

"I originally thought Gu Cun was just an innocent kid, but after learning the truth, I was convinced. The club had really treated him well. They supported him from having nothing to reaching a level comparable to Wei Shen's, and his compensation was several times higher than Aruka's and the others'. I never expected him to still be unsatisfied."

Tuan Tuan complained angrily about Gu Cun on 4AM's behalf. However, some of Gu Cun's fans overheard her, maliciously twisted her words, and told Gu Cun, who was causing a scene at 4AM.

Gu Cun became furious after finding out. He went straight to Wei Shen's computer, picked up the headset, and began cursing into the microphone.

Wei Shen had not left the game, so his account was still in the YY Channel.

"F*** your mother, you bitch! What the hell does my business have to do with you? Who do you think you are to criticize me? I'll f*** your whole family!"

The torrent of obscenities frightened Tuan Tuan. She had only stated the facts and had not exaggerated anything. The matter was completely true, with no baseless speculation involved.

But Gu Cun paid no attention to that. Even though she was only a girl, he still furiously cursed her out.

At that moment, everyone could see it clearly.

This young man, who had seemed harmless, innocent, and pure during his livestreams, was not his true self at all.

The fact that he could endure it for so long and maintain his persona while painstakingly milking his fans showed how scheming he was.

Now that everything had been exposed, he no longer needed to hold back and had begun revealing his true nature.

Gu Cun hurled every filthy word he could at Tuan Tuan, but despite feeling wronged, she still chose to remain silent.

Although she had spoken the truth, she probably felt that she was also at fault for speaking first, so Tuan Tuan did not want to fight back.

But the filthy language was difficult for her to endure. Her eyes soon reddened, though no one could see it.

However, her silently enduring it did not mean Jiang Siming would.

"Did you install a toilet in your mouth? Didn't your mother tell you to wash it before you started talking? You spray filth every time you open your mouth—how are you so fashionable?"

The moment Jiang Siming spoke, the audience's anger on Tuan Tuan's behalf burst into laughter.

When someone dared to curse him, how could the dignified Young Master Gu endure it? He immediately cursed back!

"You're that Ming, right? You took my position while I was away. I'll f*** your whole family!"

"Look, there's still so much crap in the toilet. Could you eat it all back before speaking again? Every other word out of your mouth is about someone's father or mother. If you want to talk, then talk—why do you keep dragging me into it? I don't acknowledge an unfilial son like you!"

Pfft!

The audience laughed even harder. They had never expected Ming Shen to be so incredible at insulting people.

"I'll f*** your whole family! Who the hell do you think you are, you piece of trash? I'll f*** your whole family!"

It was nothing but obscenities. The audience now believed what Jiang Siming had said: this man's mouth really was a toilet, and not even a flushed one.

"So you want to trade insults? You only know those two lines. Let me give you something fresh!"

As Jiang Siming spoke, his tone suddenly became razor-sharp, like a keen file.

"When your mother gave birth to you, she probably threw away the baby and raised the placenta instead. Otherwise, how could you have grown into such an ugly mess?"

"You look like an illegal building, with your face all pitted like the surface of the moon, yet you call yourself Young Master Gu? You'd be more like Young Master Pothole!"

"A person can be cheap for a lifetime, but a pig is cheap for only one knife. You waste air while alive, land when dead, and money at home!"

"You're truly a cute, charming, hardworking, white, tiny, new hybrid fish species that's always serving the people!"

"Someone like you could only play a lump of dung in a television drama. Even that would be better than chewing gum on the roadside that a dog had peed on!"

"When the east is dark, the west shines. You're exactly what a moron looks like!"

The string of insults poured from Jiang Siming's mouth like gunfire. They were not only vicious but also completely free of repetition.

Anyone who got cursed like that would be furious enough to smoke from all seven orifices.

The audience laughed while kneeling in admiration of Jiang Siming.

"Hahahahahaha! When it comes to insulting people, I only acknowledge Ming Shen!"

"Lu Laoye, the President of insulting people, is nothing but trash in front of my Ming Shen!"

"Look at my Ming Shen charging into battle for Tuan Tuan in a fit of rage. So handsome!"

"My Ming Bro's little mouth must be coated in honey~"

"They're all insults, but why do I feel better and better the more I listen?"

"Tuan Tuan, did you see that? Ming Shen even threw away his idol image for you. Where are you supposed to find a man like that?"

Tuan Tuan naturally heard it all too. She broke into a tearful smile, deeply moved.

She swore that if Jiang Siming confessed to her at that moment, she would agree without the slightest hesitation! Or... I could confess to him too.

The popularity of Jiang Siming's livestream skyrocketed, becoming even higher than when he had sung the previous day.

Viewers from Huya came because of his reputation, not to mention the local viewers from Shark.

They had all been drawn over by this unprecedented battle of insults.

The only person who was nearly driven mad with anger was Gu Cun.

The filthy words he wanted to use to curse back were stuck in his throat. He felt that if he continued cursing people's fathers and mothers, he would never be Jiang Siming's match.