You Can't Just Say Whatever You Want

"Pfft."

"Okay, okay... I'm not in a hurry."

"Wait for you."

Yimo's unexpected reversal made Xia Yuxi burst out laughing, which relieved her mood considerably.

Yimo let Xia Yuxi go into the ∞ Room first, then moved two stools, sat on one herself, and let Xia Yuxi sit on one as well.

Xia Yuxi looked around the small ∞ Room, her eyes sparkling with Guangmang.

The house wasn't big, but it was very cozy.

This is something Xia Yuxi hasn't experienced in the past two years.

At this time, Yimo also openly searched on Baidu what to do on a date.

In fact, Yimo had gone out with Xia Yuxi a few times.

However, it's very different from a formal date like this now, so it's really not something I can use as a reference.

There are several ways to prepare for a date online.

1. Arrange a meeting place; the guy should arrive at the meeting place early and wait for the girl.

Oh, Xia Yuxi has already found her way home, so it's not very significant. Next item.

2. Schedule.

Yimo glanced at it and, in general, it was just shopping, watching movies, and eating out—the same few things over and over again, really nothing new.

Yimo scratched his head, turned to Xia Yuxi and asked, "Do you want to go shopping first? Or see a movie first? Or have dinner first?"

Xia Yuxi: "Anything is fine."

Although Xia Yuxi thought it was fine, Yimo thought it wasn't so good; this kind of thing had to be done with caution.

After careful consideration, he said solemnly, "I think our date needs to be original and different from others!"

Xia Yuxi's interest was piqued by this. "Okay, whatever you say!"

"So what are we going to do?"

Yimo: "Let's go eat!"

Xia Yuxi: "???"

Huh?

Where's the promised originality?!

Fifteen minutes later, at a roadside breakfast stall.

Xia Yuxi fully understood the sentiments Yimo had expressed; they were indeed different from those of others.

In Xia Yuxi's understanding, no one would take a girl to a roadside stall for a bowl of tofu pudding that costs one yuan and a fried dough stick that costs five mao on their first date.

Yimo: "Eat as much as you like, don't be shy!"

You're so thin, you need to eat more!

Yimo turned to the shop owner and shouted, "Boss! Two more Braised Egg, the really flavorful ones!"

After the shopkeeper brought out the braised Braised Egg, Yimo swaggered over and pushed both Braised Egg in front of Xia Yuxi, looking at her with a tender expression, and said, "They're both yours!"

Xia Yuxi couldn't help but blush as she accepted it, nodding, "Mm."

Why do I blush?

The key point is that carrying that big black bag containing 1 million yuan over this morning took a lot of effort, and I was really hungry, so I felt a little embarrassed.

Yimo Xia Yuxi's reaction, Yi Mo was secretly pleased; the online dating guide was indeed somewhat useful.

3. When on a date, be attentive and show more care for the girl.

At this time, boys should be more generous and should not skimp on things that need to be spent!

The attitude should be assertive yet gentle; it's important to strike a balance!

Yimo not only accomplished it, but surpassed it.

He managed to make treating Xia Yuxi to a 2-yuan Braised Egg feel like a student couple having a lavish meal!

Yimo also thought they should press their advantage, so she took out her phone and continued browsing online dating guides.

4. To prevent awkward silences during a date, be sure to find topics to talk about and chat.

When Yimo saw the fourth item, he immediately perked up.

That's it?

Chatting?

Isn't this Lao Tzu's greatest strength?

A piece of cake!

Yimo: "Oh right, I remember now."

"I told you about the origin of the universe a couple of days ago. I went back and did some research, and I have several more hypotheses."

"I think it's quite interesting, let me tell you all about it..."

Xia Yuxi was enjoying her meal, but upon hearing this, her face turned green. She quickly finished her tofu pudding in a few gulps and said, "Um, I'm done."

What do we do next?

Yimo: "Um... are you full?"

"Want to eat some more? I can tell you more about it."

Xia Yuxi quickly replied, "I'm full, I'm full!"

Yimo: "Oh, okay."

What a pity!

After finishing their meal, the two went to the city's commercial street.

Today isn't a day off, so there aren't that many people.

Yimo's pace is faster, while Xia Yuxi's pace is slightly slower.

It was Yimo's first formal date, and she was actually a little confused, not knowing what to do.

They can only play to their strengths and keep talking to avoid awkward silences.

Xia Yuxi kept her head down, lost in thought, glancing at Yimo every now and then, and didn't say much.

Walking along the commercial street for almost an hour without going into any shops, Xia Yuxi looked at Yimo, who was talking enthusiastically, pursed her lips, and finally couldn't help but step forward and take Yimo's hand. "Don't worry about those things online."

"Talking all the time must be tiring."

"It's alright, there's no need for that."

Yimo was taken aback by this, and said apologetically, "It's nothing. I usually talk non-stop when I'm doing live streams."

"Actually, I've never been on a date before, so I don't know what to do. Sorry..."

Xia Yuxi looked at Yimo, shook her head, and said, "It's okay, just be natural."

Although Xia Yuxi said that, her hand holding Yimo's was actually trembling slightly.

Clearly, she was also putting on a brave face.

Yimo, I can feel it.

Yimo: "What do you want to do? Is there anything you want to play?"

Upon hearing this, Xia Yuxi thought for a moment and said, "How about we go shopping?"

I'm thinking of buying some clothes.

Yimo patted his chest and assured her, "Oh, oh, oh, my judgment is still very good!"

"Don't worry, leave it to me!"

Yimo this was a perfect opportunity.

One's inner character is not easy to change; one cannot rush it, but must proceed step by step.

Why not start by changing Xia Yuxi's style of dress? Buy her some clothes that have a more student-like and well-behaved feel.

Yimo is not short of money and has already rolled up his sleeves, ready to make a big splash.

Xia Yuxi looked at Yimo and smiled, her eyes holding a deeper meaning.

Thirty minutes later, in Cross-Dressing Store, when Xia Yuxi held up a white dress and urged Yimo to change, Yimo was dumbfounded.

Yimo: "Wait, wait, wait?!"

Didn't you want to buy clothes?

Xia Yuxi: "Yes, I wanted to buy you clothes."

Yimo: "Um... I actually have quite a lot of clothes, I'll buy them for you!"

Xia Yuxi shook her head and said, "No, it's my first date, and I'd really like to experience what it's like to buy clothes for someone else."

Yimo Xia Yuxi had already said so, Yi Mo could only acquiesce; "Okay... alright..."

Let's go to the men's clothing store.

Yimo was about to leave, Xia Yuxi grabbed her arm. "Sister, don't you have gender identity disorder and think you're a girl?"

"Like I said before, now that we're out here, we shouldn't think too much. Just relax."

"It's okay, I won't discriminate against you!"

"Keep going, don't worry about what others think!"

Go forth and be your true self!

Looking at Yimo Xia Yuxi, who was speaking very seriously and approaching her with a white dress, Yi Mo's face was filled with Despair.

Holy crap!

Did he dig his own grave this time?!