Normie, Explode!
Yimo did not tell Qiao Jian about the plan first.
Instead, while Qin Muse went out to buy breakfast, he immediately went to the front desk and struck up a conversation with Zhang Shuping.
I inquired about the current situation of the city.
Yimo: "Is there no daytime here?"
Zhang Shuping: "This place... really hasn't had daytime lately."
Yimo: "Doesn't anyone find it amazing?"
Zhang Shuping: "Everyone thinks it's very reasonable."
Yimo: "Oh, this..."
Since it's Dream World, this kind of setting is understandable.
Yimo: "By the way, I haven't seen a single man along the way."
"Is this some kind of the Women’s Kingdom?"
"Hey, so that's why you were following me! Turns out it's because men are so rare!"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Shuping secretly glanced at Yimo and said, "Indeed, it is extremely rare."
But it's not impossible.
"For example, Lord Tian..."
Yimo hearing this, Yimo's eyes lit up, and she quickly asked, "Oh?"
Is this place so feudal?
"I lost my wallet before and couldn't find the Security Post. Is it possible that everything here is handled by the so-called city management officials?"
Zhang Shuping: "Um... that's indeed how it is..."
Yimo: "Truly a role model for us all!"
"I'm impressed!"
"I absolutely have to meet someone this amazing."
"Is there any way to get an audience with the city lord here?"
Zhang Shuping: "The city lord has always been recruiting Maid and Female Guard. If you pass the exam, you can meet them."
"It's just... rather strict."
Yimo: "I'm a man, isn't there any other way?"
Zhang Shuping: "The city lord usually takes people out for a walk every afternoon between 2 pm and 5 pm."
I'll be visiting some shops.
"He'll be going to 3rd Street these next couple of days; he might be able to see the city lord there."
Yimo: "Okay, thank you!"
After Yimo the information she wanted, Yimo asked about the most popular shops nearby, and only left after Qin Muse returned with breakfast.
The three of them were having breakfast in the Hotel lobby, talking quietly to each other.
Yimo first explained the Game Rules to Qiao Jian, and then asked him if there were any useful items in the System Shop.
The result was similar to my own situation; there were no useful items.
Because Qiao Jian didn't have many Points, Yimo reminded him not to Points Qiao Jian.
Yimo's plan was very simple: the three of them would first go to the 3rd Street that Zhang Shuping had mentioned to inquire about Tian Shuhao and confirm the authenticity of the information.
If it's true that Tian Shuhao goes out shopping every afternoon, then the three of them will lie in ambush nearby as tourists.
Qiao Jian observed from the shadows, mainly to ambush Suger.
If you find Suger, look for an opportunity to kill him.
Qin Muse was responsible for going out and striking up a conversation with Tian Shuhao, shattering his illusions.
Yimo herself stayed around Qin Muse, Finishing Blow to injury as needed.
All three were action-oriented, and once they had a plan, they immediately put it into practice.
Yimo bought a set of clothes, dressed in a more androgynous style, and wore a baseball cap. After inquiring around 3rd Street and confirming that Zhang Shufen was telling the truth, the three of them started staking out the location.
Of course, Qin Muse was very dissatisfied with this stakeout process.
In her opinion, Yimo was simply having fun on her own!
Yimo, however, argued that this was more realistic.
Around 3 PM, Tian Shuhao actually managed to catch him!
It wasn't that Yimo was lucky; it was mainly because Tian Shuhao's appearance was too impressive.
Dozens of beautiful young women led the way, with a double-decker convertible in the middle, featuring a particularly comfortable reclining seat.
Tian Shuhao leaned back in the rugged chair, snacks on the coffee table to his left and an iced cola on the coffee table to his right, a broad smile on his face, looking like a foolish king on an outing, which made Yimo grit her teeth.
"Holy crap!"
"This bastard is absolutely a traitor to our generation!!!"
I was a little hesitant to do it before.
"It seems we have to make him face reality!"
Qin Muse glanced at Yimo and said coldly, "You're just envious that your Dream World doesn't have this kind of thing, aren't you?"
"No man is any good."
Yimo retort, "If all men are bad, then what is your father?"
But considering that Qin Muse's parents were deceased, she didn't say anything.
Yimo: "Let me tell you, people like you who elevate individuals directly to the level of gender will get roasted to death when they go out."
"But you're right too."
"Food and sex are human nature."
"Who isn't a pervert?"
"Our open approach is far better than your clandestine, secretive one!"
Qin Muse said angrily, "Who secretly hid it!"
Yimo: "Oh, so you're the one who's obviously being blatant about it!"
Ultimately, when it comes to verbal skills, Qin Muse and Yimo are not even in the same league.
Before long, she was so angry with Yimo that she gritted her teeth.
Unlike Ning Yuyu, who is addicted to being bad at cooking.
Qin Muse is simply the type who is highly competitive and has a strong sense of self-esteem.
Feeling resentful, she always wanted to persuade Yimo.
But there was nothing she could do; she simply didn't have the ability to persuade Yimo, at best she could only convince her through Yimo.
Since Tian Shuhao was nearby, and it wasn't the time to argue with Yimo, Qin Muse forced herself to calm down, turned to Yimo, and said, "I'm going."
Yimo looked at Qin Muse, who was all talk and no action. "Then why don't you go!"
Qin Muse: "Just do as you told me, right?"
Yimo: "Yes, that's right."
"Go ahead. If it doesn't work, I'll support you."
Qin Muse: "Okay... alright..."
Finally, urged by Yimo, Qin Muse walked towards Tian Shuhao's direction.
Yimo sighed and quietly followed behind.
Honestly, if Yimo hadn't wanted to crossdress, and if Tian Shuhao's penis wasn't supposed to be a big bear, Yimo would have wanted to do it herself.
Actually, the best plan is to seduce first, then shatter the illusion!
But Qin Muse knew absolutely nothing about seduction, and absolutely nothing about men.
Ning Yuyu's self-portraits are better than hers!
Oh, she really is a legal loli, not to be underestimated!
Moreover, even if there were a real need for seduction, Yimo wouldn't be the type to send her friends or Comrade-in-Arms.
In this regard, Yimo was very certain.
So in the end, it turned into Qin Muse's plan to scold Tian Jiahhao awake.
Qin Muse's advantage lies in her cold gaze and indifferent tone of voice.
Yimo watched Qin Muse from a short distance away, seeing her with her head down, staring blankly as she directly blocked the convoy.
After seemingly hesitating for a moment, she finally mustered the courage to look up and gaze at Tian Jiahhao, whose attention had already been drawn to her.
Blushing, she began to recite the set of words that Yimo had taught her before.
Classic lines from a blind date that will 1000% crush a shut-in: the gold digger's three-part mantra.
In fact, Yimo could somewhat understand why Qin Muse blushed with embarrassment.
Perhaps it's because she herself dislikes that kind of person?
Being able to listen to yourself and speak out righteously at this moment is already a great effort.
Unfortunately, the results were minimal.
Wrong!
It's safe to say it was a complete waste of time!
Tian Jiahhao showed no excitement whatsoever; instead, he picked at his ear with a hint of annoyance. Only after Qin Muse finished speaking did he stand up, pick up a rather odd-looking gun from beside his seat, and point it at Qin Muse, saying, "Normie, explode!"
Then, he pulled the trigger!