31. Everything Was in Place

Yun Yi thought for a moment, then honestly explained to Yimo, "Teacher Saitama, I gave it some serious thought, and I really don't remember killing Swallow Among Flowers last night!"

Yimo merely spread his hands. "Yes, yes, yes!"

"As expected of the Unparalleled Hero. You pulled off something this huge and still insist on keeping a low profile!"

"What a true hero!"

"I'm impressed, I'm impressed!" He cupped his hands.

Yun Yi said, "Hey, why can't I get this through to you?"

Yimo said, "Why do you have to explain it?"

"Anyway, Swallow Among Flowers died at our place. That's an undeniable fact."

"Just take credit for this good deed!"

"Could someone else have killed her and then deliberately framed you for such a good deed?"

"This..." Yun Yi looked at Yimo twice, thought for a moment, then said, "I don't think that's impossible!"

Yimo said, "All right, you don't have to go around explaining it. Too much humility can be a bad thing."

"I happen to be going to the County Magistrate's residence. Come with me to collect the reward, then give a speech about killing the evil bandit Swallow Among Flowers?"

"Oh, right. County Magistrate Zhao's daughter is practically lovesick over you!"

"She's a sheltered young lady, very fair-skinned."

"She weighs over two hundred pounds and has a prosperous look about her. They say she's destined to have sons, too!"

At that, Yun Yi immediately thought of the fanatical fans outside the door and was scared.

His face turned a little green. "I don't think I'm fully awake yet. I'd better go back and sleep some more."

"Teacher Saitama, you can collect it for me!"

Yimo nodded. "As expected of the Unparalleled Hero. You don't even deign to show up in person for an occasion like this. What