Why Must Men Make Things Difficult for Men!

Cheng Yao was thoroughly infuriated by Wang Xian. She pouted and ignored him, while Wang Xian said nothing either. He thought Cheng Yao did not want to talk, so he did not try to make conversation.

The two of them walked in silence all the way to where the Goblin BOSS had appeared during the day.

At that moment, the Goblin BOSS had built a campfire and was roasting the meat of some unknown animal.

Yes!

That was right—the Goblin BOSS was roasting meat.

When Cheng Yao saw this, her eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. Nothing she had learned on the Forum mentioned anything like this.

Wang Xian, on the other hand, was unsurprised. Ordinary monsters wandered within a certain area. They neither got hungry nor tired, but BOSSes were different.

Though they also did not get tired or hungry, they had their own preferences and would do things that surprised—or even shocked—humans.

Humanoid or demi-beast BOSSes setting up campfires to roast meat was already one of the most normal things.

In his previous life, there had even been a humanoid BOSS that abducted a very beautiful woman back to its territory and made her its wife.

In short, all sorts of bizarre things could happen. Once you had seen enough, none of it seemed strange anymore.

"Uncle, am I seeing this right? That BOSS is roasting meat?" Cheng Yao asked in shock.

"What else would it be doing?" Wang Xian said with a smile.

"But... but... it..."

For a moment, Cheng Yao did not know what to say.

"Alright, enough with the buts. Go hide. I'm going to engage the BOSS. Once we kill it, we can enjoy the BOSS's roasted meat feast."

Wang Xian was quite pleased. Now, they would not even need to make dinner separately.

"Okay. Be careful, Uncle! You can do it, Uncle!"

Hearing that Wang Xian was about to engage the BOSS, Cheng Yao no longer had time to be shocked. After cheering him on, she hid behind a large tree.

Wang Xian did not attack right away. Instead, he first checked the BOSS's attributes.

The basic attributes of monsters and BOSSes below level thirty could generally be seen.

After level thirty, skills such as Inspection and Appraisal were required.

Goblin BOSS (Normal)

Level: 15

HP: 10000/10000

Attack: 350

Physical Defense: 180

Magic Defense: 150

Skills: Unknown.

As a level 15 BOSS, the Goblin BOSS's attributes were unbelievably impressive.

Leaving aside its ten thousand HP, its attack and defense alone were enough to make ordinary level 20 players despair. Even if they put all their free attribute points into a single attribute, they still could not compare to the Goblin BOSS.

Of course, that referred to ordinary players without equipment.

After figuring out the BOSS's attributes, Wang Xian first assigned 50 free attribute points to Endurance, bringing his unequipped defense to 355. Adding the Centipede Carapace's 15 defense gave him a total of 370 defense, meaning the Goblin BOSS could no longer break through his defense.

Wang Xian assigned the remaining 55 free attribute points, 30 to Strength and 25 to Constitution.

This brought Wang Xian's HP to 2250 and his attack to 260.

Adding the Scorpion Tail Sword's 35 attack and 3 Strength, Wang Xian's attack directly reached 310.

Looking at his status panel after allocating his free attribute points, Wang Xian could not help but suck in a breath. These attributes were comparable to those of a level 30 player in his previous life.

If he had to use one phrase to describe them, there were only four words for it: terrifying beyond belief!

With his attributes settled, it was naturally time to engage the BOSS.

For the current Wang Xian, killing the Goblin BOSS could not be any easier. He could simply stand there and trade blows with it.

An exaggerated grin could not help but appear on Wang Xian's face.

Standing still and taking on a BOSS head-on—how many people's ultimate dream was that? Now, he had achieved it!

Holding the dark green Scorpion Tail Sword, Wang Xian strode to a spot not far from the BOSS. He extended his left hand, palm facing upward, clenched it into a fist, pointed his index finger at the BOSS, and used a supreme martial art created by an unparalleled expert.

It was said that this supreme martial art had been created by that unparalleled expert through the fusion of two peerless martial arts.

"Come at me!"

Wang Xian curled the index finger of his left hand and shouted at the Goblin BOSS.

Goblin BOSS: ...

Cheng Yao, watching from behind the tree: ...

As a humanoid BOSS, the Goblin BOSS understood some human body language. Moreover, because of Wang Xian's Myriad Spirits skill, it understood even more clearly that his words were a provocation—indeed, an insult.

How could the Goblin BOSS possibly endure that? It let out a series of "Wah wah wah" cries, grabbed the huge spiked club beside it, gripped it tightly with both hands, and leaped toward Wang Xian.

Clang!

The Wolf Fang Club smashed viciously into Wang Xian's head.

-0

A number floated above Wang Xian's head.

It couldn't break through his defense!

Wang Xian grinned. The feeling of a BOSS being unable to break his defense was simply too good.

-1000

At that moment, another number floated above the Goblin BOSS.

Wang Xian was even happier when he saw it. The Forsaken skill really worked on BOSSES. The goblin's all attributes had directly decreased by 10%, and that -1000 was the health the Goblin BOSS had lost.

Of course, Wang Xian did not stay idle either. He gripped the Scorpion Tail Sword in his right hand and backhandedly stabbed it toward the Goblin BOSS.

-148 (All attributes reduced by 10%; defense dropped from 180 to 162.)

A white normal damage number floated up.

-5

Immediately after, a green damage number floated up.

The poison-element attack attached to the Scorpion Tail Sword.

Any BOSS had more or less some intelligence. At that moment, the Goblin BOSS was utterly dumbfounded. He could not understand why the human who had provoked him was completely unharmed after taking a blow from his Wolf Fang Club.

The Goblin BOSS was dumbfounded, but Wang Xian was not. Seizing the opportunity, the Scorpion Tail Sword in his hand flashed three times in a triple thrust.

-148

-148

-148

Three damage numbers floated above the Goblin BOSS's head.

-5

The Scorpion Tail Sword's poison damage floated up once again.

"Waaah, waaah, waaah—"

The Goblin BOSS finally came to his senses. Gripping the Wolf Fang Club with both hands, he launched a flurry of blows at Wang Xian's head.

Unfortunately, all he got in return was a string of -0s.

And while the Goblin BOSS was hammering at him, Wang Xian did not stay idle either, continuously stabbing the Goblin BOSS with the Scorpion Tail Sword.

One man and one monster—he hit me, I stabbed him. It was remarkably harmonious.

As they fought, the Goblin BOSS suddenly let out a strange cry, and a black damage number floated above his head.

-1480

Wang Xian was stunned.

A black number—critical damage?

What was going on?

Wang Xian had been confused, but when he saw where his Scorpion Tail Sword had struck, he immediately felt a chill blow across his crotch.

Wang Xian hurriedly pulled out the Scorpion Tail Sword, then stabbed that spot again. As he stabbed, he muttered under his breath, "Sorry! Sorry! I didn't mean to."

-1480

-1480

-1480

Three black damage numbers floated up, and the Goblin BOSS's burly, over-two-meter-tall body collapsed.

A proud level 15 field BOSS had not even used a skill before dying so miserably beneath Wang Xian's sword.

Tragic!

Truly tragic!

Absolutely tragic!

Looking at the Goblin BOSS's mangled flesh, even Wang Xian felt that he had been too cruel.

Cheng Yao walked over and looked at Wang Xian speechlessly. She had hidden behind a tree just now and seen everything clearly. The Goblin BOSS had died in an utterly miserable fashion.

"Uncle, why must men make things difficult for other men?"

Hahaha, I got a contract! And I received my first reward too—so happy!

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