New Body

"I refuse to accept this! We're all players, why is it only our team that gets killed by the plot!" — The righteous security manager

"Don't be so unconvinced, I died too." - Red Flower Fairy

"Yeah, one of our team members just self-destructed. Did I say anything? I was just silently cursing his parents in my mind." - Airplane

"Speaking of which, this time when we're reborn, we won't be like the first batch, just starting over with a new account, right? I'm doing a pretty good job as a security guard, I don't want to change jobs," said the righteous security steward.

"That's unlikely. If you have to switch accounts every time you die, how can you play the game? You'd probably just lose money and experience." (Airplane)

"But given the realism of this game, how do you explain our resurrection after death?"

"Based on my experience of dying once, they should be in the same camp, or at least have a similar identity," said Red Flower Fairy.

"Speaking of which, with so many people in the group, why are only the three of us chatting?" —Airplane

"Probably because only the three of us squad leaders died," the security manager posted a sad emoji.

"The others must be on the run." (Airplane)

Just as the plane predicted, the others were fleeing, and in all sorts of ways.

After realizing that this was an "invincible monster" spawned by the quest, the others immediately abandoned the idea of cutting down the monster's health bar.

The key is that it can't be killed by cutting.

If he were really killed, how would the plot develop?

As for fleeing, everyone chose different methods.

Some people chose to take the "sky subway," which is a floating train.

Some people chose to take a taxi and head straight to Red Leaf Street using driverless cars.

Some people chose to run away on foot—mainly because they had no money.

The last type of people die the fastest.

The reason is simple: the "murderous intent" that the Red Flower Demon discovered with her life was not a passive skill, but an active one.

Moreover, it's a wide-range active skill.

Once Kobayashi Hidemoto appears in a block, it becomes virtually impossible for any player in that block, especially those who have accepted the quest, to hide from him.

As a result, all sorts of ways to die appeared in the player community.

"My head flew more than ten meters, which could break a Disney record. Look at my aerial screenshot!"

"This is truly an 'invincible monster,' I can't even manage to take them all down with me."

"Speaking of which, this rented car got wrecked, they're not going to make me pay for it, are they?"

"You're still renting a car? Just take a taxi!"

"Negative credit score, unable to hail a ride"

"Holy crap, what did you do? Your credit score is now negative!"

"It's nothing, I just borrowed a dozen or so high-interest loans," the genius said modestly.

More players started chatting in the group; after all, they were already dead, so they had to give an acceptance speech.

After eliminating countless irrelevant comments, only one point of view was recognized by the players.

If someone has transportation 1000 meters away, they can try to share the ride.

Within 1000 meters, no matter what you're sitting on, the only thing you can do is strike a cool pose.

It's to commemorate my first time.

Big Brother Hui is also on the run, but his vehicle is quite impressive—a limousine, the kind of car used by the wealthy and famous, where you can sleep or even swim.

The eldest brother, Hui, elegantly held a wine glass, which was filled with a white liquid—baby formula.

"There's alcohol in the car, as well as some canned drinks that give temporary boosts. Please don't be shy."

I, who loves Baozi, looked at the other person with a strange expression, hesitated for a long time, and then said, "Brother Hui, no, Brother Hui, are you an adult yet?"

"Nonsense, isn't this game 18+?" Big Brother Hui rolled his eyes and let out a babyish burp.

"Brother Baozi, does the 18+ rating for this game mean it contains content restricted to adults?" a member of Baozi's team suddenly interjected.

"Of course, Sister Ji—cough cough, that's not the point," Baozi quickly got back to the main topic.

"Hey, Mr. Hui, what's the meaning of you drinking milk every day?"

Without saying a word, the eldest brother Hui handed the cup of milk to the other person.

Baozi took it and displayed the attributes.

High-Genetic Milk: A dairy product made from the milk of superior organisms. Consuming ten cups grants +1 attribute point.

Note 1: This milk is only effective on offspring.

Note 2: The effectiveness of this breast milk decreases with increased frequency of consumption.

"Holy crap, a healer that permanently adds attribute points!"

Baozi reluctantly returned the cup of milk drink.

"I want to drink it too!"

"That might be a bit difficult."

"Why?"

"This is human milk."

"Cough cough cough, what!?" Baozi coughed until his face turned red.

Do you know about Cloud Aristocracy?

"I think I heard the boss mention him, a planetary tycoon, right?"

"Planetary Tycoon—"

After a moment of silence, the eldest brother Hui said, "Pretty much. These people are among the best on this planet when it comes to enjoying life. This high-gene milk is produced by them using cloning technology and various advanced biological genes to carefully mix the milk-producing human race. Each wet nurse has a limited daily milk production, and they can only drink the freshest milk. Otherwise, their genes will collapse and they will develop deformities. The old man also spent a considerable amount of money to get this little bit of milk."

Baozi sighed, looking up. "Normal people like us always feel out of place with these perverted NPCs. See? This is 18+ content."

"Baozi," a player named "Rich Woman's Little Wolf Dog" suddenly spoke up.

"What's wrong?"

"It seems we're being watched."

Big Brother Hui frowned slightly, then waved his little paw. The next moment, the in-vehicle holographic map appeared, reflecting the terrain within a 3-mile radius, including vehicles on the road, buildings on both sides, traffic lights, and so on, basically achieving real-time synchronization.

The city that never sleeps has achieved "full-scale autonomous driving". Once you get on the highway, you can mark your destination and enter autonomous driving mode. The mechanical mainframe will take over your vehicle, and you can even sleep soundly in the car.

The probability of being in a car accident is lower than the probability of being struck by lightning.

However, in the holographic projection, a figure was leaping between the rooftops of different vehicles, rapidly approaching the group.

Since all the highways in the city that never sleeps are super magnetic levitation, once you get on the highway, the wheels become useless. The entire car is semi-suspended on the high-speed magnetic track, as if an invisible track is dragging you along.

Kobayashi Hidemoto fell from the sky and landed hard on the roof of a car. With a loud bang, the glass on all four sides shattered, and the entire car sank.

The mechanical swordsman looked up at the luxury car 300 meters away and revealed a bloodthirsty smile.

"So this guy is a dual-wielder," the rich woman's little wolfhound muttered to himself.

"Damn it!" Baozi rolled down the car window, pulled out a cannon barrel, adjusted the direction of the homing missiles, and with a "whoosh" sound, six miniature homing missiles trailing white smoke shot towards the opponent.

Kobayashi Hidemoto remained calm, simply drawing another intelligent katana. He inserted the hilt into the middle, and with a twist, it became a uniquely shaped "double-headed katana." As he swung it, streaks of energy began to flash in the air, like lightning, yet more stable; like flames, yet more concentrated.

As the tracking missile approached, Hideyuki Kobayashi closed his eyes and slightly squatted down.

The next moment, within a hundred meters, countless sword lights flashed wildly. As soon as the tracking missile entered within a hundred meters, it was immediately cleaved and exploded by the wildly flashing sword lights.

On the highway, unmanned vehicles were either blown up by the aftershocks of the explosions or slashed apart by the flying blades, resulting in a series of car accidents.

Dual Blades Flowing Water Slash (Expert): A wide-range slashing technique, a sophisticated ninjutsu that combines energy weapons and melee weapons.

"Holy crap, a massive charged area-of-effect attack!"

The eldest brother, Hui, remained calm, even looking at Baozi with some surprise.

"Miniature rockets, your weapon is quite advanced."

"Hehe, discounted items, all discounted items," Baozi said modestly, then immediately realized what he meant, broke out in a cold sweat, and blurted out, "Boss Hui, hurry up and use whatever tricks you have, or we're doomed."

"Number 12, Number 31, Number 51."

"Yes, young master."

The three "mafia" members stood up, opened the car door, and jumped out.

The next moment, gunshots, flashes of blades, flames, and all sorts of explosions could be heard clearly even inside the car.

Unlike the player who can kill them one by one with a single strike, these three level 10 "Godfather Guards" are relatively durable, requiring three strikes to kill one of them. Surprisingly, their weapons can even cause damage to the mechanical swordsman.

Most importantly, before being killed, these three "godfather guards" would always rush forward frantically, and the bombs implanted in their bodies would explode at the same time, causing area damage, with damage numbers several times that of the micro-homing missiles.

With each guard who died, the eldest brother Hui's eye would twitch.

Under such a desperate fighting style, even someone as strong as Kobayashi Hidemoto managed to emerge somewhat disheveled from the aftershocks of the explosion, his mechanical body covered in scorch marks.

"I want you all dead!!!"

Enraged, Kobayashi Hidemoto separated his twin swords and, presumably using some kind of acceleration technique, frantically charged towards the stretch Lincoln. He no longer needed the car's roof for assistance, but instead stepped in mid-air, his feet seemingly enveloped in a layer of transparent gas.

Even the eldest brother, Hui, became serious and drew his miniature pistol from his waist.

"We're going to have to fight like madmen. Whether we can hold on or not depends on this wave!"

Unexpectedly, the player named "Rich Woman's Little Wolf Dog" suddenly opened the car door, pointed his palm at the oncoming mechanical swordsman, his forearm began to deform, his palm split into two parts, and a cannon appeared. The next moment, a rocket twice the size of the "Miniature Tracking Rocket" shot out.

"This is a neon rocket, close your eyes!"

Baozi recognized the specialty product from his own shop and quickly closed his eyes.

The next moment, the neon rocket was split in two by the flash of light, and at the same time, a blinding light, hundreds of times brighter than a flashbang, burst forth from the high speed.

How did you meet this player?

The eldest brother, Hui, with his eyes closed, chatted privately with Baozi.

"Recruited through a forum."

"On the forum? What standards?"

Account deposits.

Big Brother Hui understood; it turned out that Baozi had recruited big spenders.

Even Kobayashi Hidemoto was affected by the extremely wide-range flashbang, crashing heavily into the truck behind him and losing over a thousand health points.

By the time they realized what was happening, the stretch Lincoln had vanished, leaving only a road filled with countless vehicles speeding by.

"This is infuriating!"

Hideyuki Kobayashi clenched his alloy teeth.

Meanwhile, on Red Leaf Street, the senior engineer's eyes flashed with data, he smiled, and looked at the mechanical girl who had been completely remodeled.

"Come on, try out your new body."

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