Compassion
"Whoever got the kill, show your backside!"
"I have wandered for half my life, only regretting that I have not met a wise ruler. If you do not abandon me, I am willing to become your godfather."
"I'm rich, I'll buy any gear I get by farming it!"
"Who! Who is it!" Baozi glared around, certain that he was part of the last wave of attacks, but he wasn't the only one in the final assault.
He looked at Boss Hui, who sighed and shrugged.
He then looked at Lingling Shui, the business assassin sheathing his katana and rolling his eyes. "Don't look, she's not one of us."
"How do you know? It couldn't have been done by an NPC, could it?"
"As a professional, I can tell you with certainty that someone hacked into the boss's head while we were attacking."
Zhang Aiping, who is usually silent, nodded, which was unusual for her.
"Brain hacking, neural editors? It can't be the legendary Cyber Hacker, can it?"
Baozi thought of PP, but that girl didn't participate in this mission.
"Stop looking around, it's me, Baozi. I'll deliver the final blow."
On the player panel, an icon that looked a lot like a hotel business card lit up.
This flamboyant profile picture is definitely in the style of a pervert, and it is indeed true, except she's a goddess-level pervert.
Sister Ji.
Damn, how could I forget about this older sister?!
"You're out!? I didn't see you!" Baozi asked quickly.
"I'm still at the nightclub, you guys are out grinding monsters, and our club's grinding monsters too."
"But I can definitely come out now. Let's wait until this afternoon. It's been a while since we've all gotten together. Let's call everyone, it's on me!"
"We've never even met in the game!" Baozi thought to himself.
Baozi felt better after hearing that Sister Ji had stolen the kill, since they were old friends. However, he was still a little puzzled. Sister Ji wasn't even here, so how could she have stolen the kill?
Red Dream Club
Sister Ji's tentacles wrapped around Ah Hong's neck like a wriggling scarf. The female player's eyes flashed with electricity as she spoke in a seductive voice:
"Brother Ahong, thank you so much for helping me with the Virtual Invasion! How should I thank you?"
Ah Hong, a complete otaku, has always been powerless against tentacle girls. With a slightly flushed face, he humbly said, "It's nothing, it's nothing. If you ever have any trouble like this in the future, you can call me. I—"
Before Ahong could finish speaking, the corrupted Adorlu appeared behind him, and the electric shock module activated instantly.
"You dare to have an affair?!"
One by one, Adorno girls with unfriendly expressions emerged: mechanical girls, punk girls, engineered girls, construct girls, chainsaw girls...
These girls have one thing in common: they all possess a certain degree of violence. In order to satisfy certain unspeakable behaviors, Ah Hong modified them while making their tactile systems extremely realistic. Even though they are virtual girls, they feel quite close to normal people when touched—and the same goes for fighting!
Ah Hong was electrocuted and foamed at the mouth, his whole body trembling.
As a manipulative and scheming woman, Sister Ji always flirts and runs away, never giving the main girlfriend a chance to grab her hair or tear her clothes.
"My lord, after singing 'Tears Behind Bars' for a month, I've finally been released!!"
"I've turned a perfectly good online game into a single-player game!!!"
For Sister Ji...
Although she is no longer active in the martial arts world, her legend lives on.
For someone.
I was once a legend, until the boss slapped me against the wall.
At this moment, a group of players were clicking their tongues in amazement in front of the Silver Warrior's "big" sign.
"Is this the mech from the game? It's pretty cool, even if it dies, it's still cool!"
"This mech doesn't seem very strong; it could be slapped down with a single blow."
"Nonsense, is the boss we're fighting the same as the boss at its peak? I bet the boss we're fighting isn't even one-tenth as strong as the one in the story animation, no, one-hundredth."
"One percent is an exaggeration, let's say one-thirtieth."
"I think it should be at least one in fifty."
"Make way, everyone make way, I want to take a picture with the mecha!"
"Huh, why is there someone inside the mech?"
"He's bald."
"Could it be that the one slapped into the wall is the legendary Da Ge, the mecha mentor and genius pilot from the forum?"
"That can't be right. Isn't our Brother Da always piloting the EVA, battling the waves at sea?"
"How could such a miserable character possibly be our handsome, dashing, and debonair Brother Tat?"
Gao Da rolled his eyes, speechless. He regretted showing off; who knew this humanoid boss was so ferocious, stronger than a B-grade radioactive beast.
As a result, hardly any monsters spawned from beginning to end, and the wall was covered in wallpaper for almost an hour.
"Hey you guys, stop making sarcastic remarks and help me pull it out!"
"Brother Da, how are we going to pull out such a big mech?" one player chuckled.
"Who told you to pull the mech out! You dragged me out! Didn't you see I was stuck in the airbag?" Gao Da roared.
"This is a blessing, Brother Da, a true blessing."
"Yeah, look at the players on our MechStar, who else gets the treatment of being stuck inside a mech? You're the only one, aren't you?"
"Brother Da, can you demonstrate live how an excellent mech pilot climbs out of the mech's cockpit?"
"Brother Da, are you afraid of heights? If you're not, why don't you jump down?"
"Seven stories high, won't Da Ge fall to his death?"
"How could that be? Eva, who is connected to him by blood, will catch him."
Gao Da rolled his eyes in exasperation. He finally understood the consequences of failing to show off. After making countless unequal promises, the fire boy was finally rescued with the help of a group of fellow players.
"Brother Da, why did you end up doing this mission? And with a bunch of NPCs?" Glasses asked.
"Yes, weren't you fishing at the beach not long ago?"
"What else could it be? When the leader of the faction speaks, we little minions naturally have to come from afar to serve him," Gao Da sighed, regretting that he hadn't come.
"Who's the leader of this faction?"
"Whoever gave you the assignment, that's who it is."
"That handsome shop owner?"
It's as if they've discovered some incredible secret!
The mission was completed, but the players' excitement did not diminish. Those who died chatted in the group chat, while those who survived chatted in the game. The perverted players surrounded the newly created "Spider Mom" and flaunted their charm.
Players who still want to grind are given smaller tasks such as cleaning up the battlefield and clearing out equipment.
In short, the task chain was successfully completed, and everyone was very happy.
As for Baozi, he pulled along a few old acquaintances, including Big Muscle Man, Airplane, Red Flower Fairy, and Big Brother Hui, on their way to book a private room.
These silly players were actually quite lucky; none of them died.
"Can't you guys go first? I haven't gotten Spider Mom's autographed photo yet!" Big Muscle Man complained as he walked.
"Didn't you hear what Da Ge said? They might be staying in the City That Never Sleeps for a while. There will be plenty of opportunities in the future."
"I wonder how Sister Ji got the first kill," Big Brother Hui still couldn't forget about it.
"Anyway, the meat is still in the pot. It's a pity that Brother Umbrella didn't come. If Brother Umbrella had come, he might have been able to steal Sister Ji's first kill."
"Yeah, this kind of large-scale mission chain is obviously a great opportunity for Umbrella Bro to show off his skills. The key is that Umbrella Bro can show off and take us along with him." Big Muscle Man couldn't help but say.
"I really want to have a match with him," the eldest brother, Hui, nodded, expressing his regret.
Baozi suddenly stopped and stared blankly at a holographic television projection across the window.
"Baozi, what are you watching? Is it an 18+ program suitable for an adult like me?" The Red Flower Fairy leaned over and immediately realized she was blind.
"My goodness, Baozi, you've changed! You actually like watching hunky men do striptease!"
The others looked at Baozi with strange eyes, as if to say, "You're really like this, Baozi? Sister Ji posts lewd pictures every day, how come you're thinking of taking the dry road instead of the waterway? Don't be so foolish."
"No," Baozi stared intently at one of the muscular men in a thong.
"Don't you guys think this guy looks a lot like Umbrella Bro?"
Starting with the Red Flower Fairy, everyone slowly opened their mouths wide, except for the airplane, which calmly shook its head, its eyes full of pity.
"A muscular young man, his body like soft butter, a sword at his waist to slay fools—how pathetic! How pathetic!!"
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