That morning, he had still been swearing at the mirror that wine and lust harmed the body and that he would quit drinking.
In the end, that very night, he broke the precept against lust again.
The great Lazy Master, after more than a month of hardship, had finally gotten a bite of leftovers.
Meng Yutong: "(｀?′) Rebel Disciple, don't think this will make your master soften her stance! If the debt with the Female Emperor isn't settled, don't even dream of living peaceful days."
"( ˙ε ˙ ) Master, don't bring up the Female Emperor at a time like this."
"Grrr, no, I must bring her up. I absolutely have to! What's so good about that vixen?"
Isn't it just that her cultivation realm is a little higher, and she's a little older?
Between your master and her, who is better?
If I made you give one of us up, what would you choose?"
Here it came, here it came. Sure enough, being with a jealous woman meant facing this kind of completely meaningless question.
Lin Heng held his weakened cheeks between his hands, thought briefly, then said:
"Of course I want them all."
Smack—!
Such a greedy answer naturally was not allowed.
"Say it again!"
"I choose you, Master, you... Happy now?"
"Why?"
"Uh... do you want to hear the truth?"
Meng Yutong lifted her beautiful eyes slightly, glanced at him, and bit her lip as she said:
"You'd better weigh your words before telling the truth. Whether it's real or fake, I can judge a thing or two from your reaction."
"Hmph, if your inner voice and the words out of your mouth don't match inside and out, Heng'er, you'll suffer an old crime."
Meng Yutong waited nervously.
Yet in the next second, Lin Heng opened his