???
For a moment, Liu Dongli's face cycled through confusion, shock, and disgust like a spinning pie chart.
"Are you sick?"
He edged back a little and instinctively hooked an arm around the person beside him. "Laozi came out shopping with my girlfriend, and you're acting like you saw a ghost...
Xiao Yi, let's go. Don't talk to this pathetic single dog, tch."
Beside him, the smiling woman nodded in farewell. But after taking two steps away, she raised a hand to adjust her rimless glasses, a crystalline gleam flashing across the lenses.
"You two... aren't really screwing around, are you?"
Liu Dongli rolled his eyes. "That's enough tabloid editor nonsense!"
"You know I'm the editor-in-chief of the entertainment section now." Ji Yi leaned closer, brimming with curiosity. "For a headline, I can ditch my boyfriend... So, are you really screwing around?"
"Yes!"
A distant voice drifted over, filled with helplessness. "Back when I was a bodyguard in New Sea, the two of them slept in the same room. In the middle of the night, he got scared of ghosts and secretly came knocking on our door... I'm telling you, I almost lost my virginity. That was close."
"..."
In the bleak winter wind, Huai Shi instinctively pulled his trench coat tighter around himself.
Watching that bastard wag his tail as he led his fiancée away, Huai Shi suddenly wanted to rush over and kick him.
But compared to their mutual affection, all lovey-dovey and paired up, wasn't he the lonely one who looked like a dog... If I were really a scumbag, would I still put up with this crap?!
He couldn't take it anymore.
He wanted to punch the Present Realm to pieces!
But blowing up the Present Realm was easy. Letting himself fall just once was so