Oscar's Wedding (Part One)

Let us ride through life together, free and unrestrained, singing over wine and sharing the world's splendor... Ahem, this was Stratholme City, in the Eastern Plaguelands of the northern Eastern Kingdoms, World of Azeroth.

The chaotic World of Azeroth had not been short on major news lately. Factions and powers across the world had been scrambling to deal with the messes within their own ranks.

But one piece of gossip-worthy news immediately drew countless eyes.

The King of Adventurers, the World of Azeroth's famous Death Knight, former corrupt high-ranking official of the Scourge Legion, and current boss of the Scarlet Undead Legion, Fat Lord Oscar Flashdrill, was getting married!

The bride was Mr. Fatbug's... ahem, the bride was Silver Paladin Palthris.

Good heavens, was there any justice left in the world?! In that instant, the hearts of countless lovelorn fat nerds shattered into pieces. That undead dwarf had been fooling around outside for so long, and now he was actually going to settle down and live an honest life?

Oscar Flashdrill, that dwarf brother, was considered a somewhat famous public figure in the World of Azeroth.

From Titan Divine Lord Sarodar down to the old ladies sweeping Stormwind City, everyone knew him.

Combined with his supreme prestige among adventurers, as well as the fact that he had become a regional warlord after taking Stratholme City...

So all in all, Oscar's wedding could be considered a high-end gathering. Many people were practically breaking their heads trying to get an invitation to this private banquet.

Black markets everywhere had already begun auctioning invitations to Fat Lord Oscar's wedding gathering. The price of a single invitation had been bid up to roughly a thousand gold coins, which was outrageously expensive.

Of course, anyone could go to Stratholme City to attend the wedding celebration.