Endless Sea, Nazjatar waters. The localized war of the expedition to the Eternal Palace continued, but the various sides were clearly not focused on it. The colonial war underway in the Broken Isles region of the South Seas was what the factions truly cared about.
What? You said Naga Queen Azshara and the Old God N'Zoth were being neglected?
Come on, the Titan old hooligan was personally holding down the fort. What more could anyone want? What could possibly go wrong? Could N'Zoth suddenly transform and pull off some desperate comeback?
In any case, Boss Hu, feeling slighted, lodged a strong protest.
What was this supposed to mean?! Even Mechagon, that Mechagnome city, was attracting more attention than his Nazjatar campaign! The Rustbolt Resistance delegation was currently laughing and chatting with their flesh-and-blood Gnome brethren in Gnomeregan, making headline after headline. So why, when it came to his glorious Nazjatar expeditionary force, were all the media outlets too stingy to even give them a front page?!
Well, only the Night Empire's official media had truly been unable to avoid it. Left with no choice, they painfully carved out a tiny square on the front page and ran a brief report in inconspicuous black print.
"Good news: His Majesty the God-Emperor is beating up the Deep Sea Naga according to plan. Victory is within sight."
That was it. Job done.
The content surrounding this utterly predictable, mind-numbingly boring article was far more interesting, at least enough to make readers want to learn more.
"Bankrupt clearance sale! Rock-bottom prices! Final day! Inflatable dolls of Archlich Kel'Thuzad, Old God C'Thun, and Blood God Gorrohon. While supplies last! Originally three gold coins each; now, for just ten gold coins, take home all three!"
"One used Mechanized Everything Killer, MK-II model. Eighty percent new, officially