The Lord's Dimensional Exchange
Chapter 43

Explosive Diarrhea

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The taste was a bit sweet, and Kerry had a good first impression of the potion. Sweetness was a flavor Kerry liked, but after drinking it, there was no obvious reaction.

Kerry said it didn't matter. The Exchange wouldn't sell fake goods. Perhaps he'd discover something new after sleeping. Kerry finally finished all his activities for the day and fell into a deep sleep.

The next morning, Kerry was woken up by his own stench. Kerry suspected he had pooped himself in his sleep. The entire bed was now emitting a foul odor. Looking at the grandfather clock in the room, it was only 5 AM. Since Kerry had transmigrated here, he had never woken up this early.

Kerry was covered in stains, looking like he had been a professional vagrant for 30 years without ever bathing. There were stains, grease, and all sorts of indescribable filth. It would definitely take an hour or two of bathing to get clean.

"The effect is very strong." Kerry had read countless novels, and this situation clearly indicated that the gene potion had helped him expel impurities from his body.

Suddenly, a gurgling sound came from his stomach, and the urge to defecate couldn't be held back. With a plop, Kerry truly soiled the bed this time.

Fortunately, it didn't last long. Kerry quickly evacuated all his reserves. But looking at his messy self, this was the biggest stain of his two lives, and the evidence had to be eliminated quickly.

Among the countless Dimensional Merchants throughout all dimensions, the grand and magnificent Dimensional Exchange had always been the most sacred and respected place in the hearts of every Dimensional Merchant.

Until a wicked merchant appeared: Kerry Raynor.

A super-large oak bed, where could Kerry hide it? If he wanted to destroy the evidence, simply washing the sheets wouldn't suffice. Given the state of the bed, Kerry couldn't possibly wash it. In a moment of inspiration, Kerry's eyes darted around. The Exchange had temporary storage!

Thus, a moment that broke history occurred on the morning of Emma's birthday. In a temporary storage unit of the Dimensional Exchange, an oak bed with a heavily pixelated object suddenly appeared.

At 8 AM, Butler Carson knocked on the door of the castle master's room, but there was no response. Puzzled, Carson assumed his young master had gone out.

Carson, who was about to leave, suddenly smelled an indescribable, nauseating odor. "Heavens, young master, are you alright?" Carson abruptly opened the door.

The room was empty. His young master was nowhere to be found, and neither was the newly purchased oak bed.

A foul smell permeated the air, and even with the windows wide open, it couldn't dissipate.

Hurrying to the castle hall, other than the servants, he couldn't see his young master either. "Have any of you seen Baron?" Everyone shook their heads. "Has anyone seen the Baron's bed being moved?" Still shaking their heads.

Could it be the case of the castle master and the large bed mysteriously disappearing? Carson was filled with confusion and sent people everywhere to search for Kerry.

Where was Kerry at this time? He had gone to the sea to bathe at 5 AM, using up three bath towels and two bars of soap before transforming from the stinking Kerry to the fragrant Kerry.

Of course, the castle had a bathroom, but such a small space would quickly be filled with the stench emanating from his body. How could he conceal it?

Although a 50-square-meter bathroom was already large enough for many people to live in, Kerry still felt that bathing in the sea was better.

Watching the oak bed drift further and further into the depths of the sea, Kerry finally tidied himself up and, laughing heartily, headed back towards the castle.

When he first went to bathe in the sea, he hadn't noticed, but now Kerry suddenly realized his body felt much lighter, and his limbs were filled with a sense of strength.

Kerry took light steps, easily covering long distances, and then walked faster and faster. The path from the seaside to the castle, which used to take more than ten minutes, now took only seven or eight minutes.

The potion's effect was potent; even his skin had become fairer, with a translucent quality. Kerry was very satisfied. It seemed that in the future, he could buy the rare treasures to nurture the little griffon cub from Golden Apple.

Kerry returned to the castle in a cheerful mood.

As soon as he reached the main gate, Carson, who had received the news, stopped him. "Young master, where did you go so early this morning? Your bed is missing, and we can't find it anywhere." Carson naturally suspected that his young master had moved the bed, but he still had to say something.

"Did you buy a new bed? I threw away the old one, so you don't need to look for it." Of course, I had to buy a new one. They absolutely couldn't find that oak bed.

Although Carson was puzzled why this bed, which had just been bought on the island, had suddenly become old, he didn't say much. Anyway, the family was rich now, so if his young master wanted to throw away a bed, then so be it.

Emma had breakfast with Kerry. Whether it was an illusion or not, everyone in the castle seemed strange today, looking at her differently than usual.

Moreover, Emma knew that Kerry loved food very much and would always eat a big meal before finishing breakfast. But today, Emma suddenly saw a puppet she had never seen before come to find Kerry. After whispering something, Kerry and the puppet hastily finished breakfast and ran off somewhere.

Something was strange. Perhaps... No, I must quickly tell Teacher Gandalf.

Kerry was enjoying his breakfast, but he had just started when Medical Unit 1 interrupted him. The Queen had encountered a problem, and Medical Unit 1 believed the patient had a new issue that needed to be reported to the master immediately. Thus, it came to find Kerry and accompanied him to the Queen's lair.

The Queen's belly was noticeably larger than yesterday. Medical Unit 1 judged that it was the effect of the Marrow Cleansing Fruit from yesterday. Kerry asked the robot to perform another comprehensive examination on the Queen. The Queen was still quite weak. After this pregnancy, the Queen had suffered fundamental damage, and it was unlikely she could recover with just a few Marrow Cleansing Fruits.

However, upon examination, the baby had begun to grow stronger. Medical Unit 1 said that the development, which had almost stopped, was now vigorous again.

This was a good sign, Kerry thought. If eating better after birth led to better growth, what would happen if his physique was strengthened with Marrow Cleansing Fruits before birth?

With this thought, and before the Exchange closed at noon, Kerry entered again. This time, besides buying Marrow Cleansing Fruits, he also wanted to browse for gifts for Emma.

The Marrow Cleansing Fruits were still bought from Golden Apple. Kerry didn't know how many the Queen could eat before giving birth, so he bought 200. The beautiful shop owner even gave him a 5% discount, totaling 19,000 Points.

Next, Kerry didn't know what to buy for Emma. Before he knew it, Kerry had wandered into the hall where stalls were set up. It was as lively as ever. Since he didn't know what to buy, he decided to buy a few things.

Kerry started browsing the stalls. Logically, when buying gifts for a girl, how could he buy items from stalls? But don't forget, these were stall goods from the Dimensional Exchange. Even if the items weren't expensive, they were all good things.

Kerry knew Emma was a mage, so he decided to find Boss Big Head and see if he could buy some practical books for her at a low price. Don't blame Kerry for being stingy; Emma wasn't related to Kerry yet. At this moment, Kerry was just thinking of buying some supplementary books for the little sister next door.

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