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Chapter 15

Free Thirteen Hundred Million Points?

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Runner-up Brother's philosophically rich remarks immediately drew an enthusiastic response from the group members.

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: Damn, we've been talking here for ages, and you went into sage mode?!

God of Light is Unemployed: What were you doing when you weren't replying?

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: Doing it!

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: Fair point. Straight to the heart of it!

The Immortal Ascension Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: @The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World, tell us everything!

God of Light is Unemployed: Is it the collapse of morality or the loss of humanity? A young man desperately tried to win back his White Moonlight after she married another, only to inexplicably enter sage mode? Stay tuned for this year's grand drama! @The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World, tell us everything!

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: Holy shit, leave it to the cultured people—coming right in with the shock headline! @The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World, tell us everything!

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: +1

In a pink-decorated room somewhere, Runner-up Brother, broad and stout, leaned against the headboard with his clothes in disarray. His eyes were remarkably clear, devoid of worldly desire.

After pondering for a moment, he took out an Areca Spirit Fruit and stuffed it into his mouth, carefully composing his reply.

The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World: I loved her~

Clearly, that answer failed to satisfy anyone.

The Immortal Ascension Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: Title-stripping warning!

God of Light is Unemployed: You won't say? Watch your account disappear!

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: Didn't you say you were going to do something big? This was the big thing you meant?

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: So did you get her or not?

"Ha, I knew you people would definitely dig to the root of this. Alcohol really isn't a good thing. I was too impulsive, and it only left me in an even more awkward position..."

In the sensual-themed room, Runner-up Brother let out a faint sigh. After struggling for a moment, he decided to tell them the truth.

The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World: Everyone, do you think looks are really that important?

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: Of course they're important. For example, whenever I go down the mountain to slay demons and save beautiful women in peril, every last one of them wants to offer themselves to me in marriage. But when it comes to my junior brothers, they say they'll repay them by being oxen and horses in their next lives...

God of Light is Unemployed: That's reality for you.

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: I beg to differ. I believe persistence and effort matter more. Beauty alone is a dead hand; without powerful strength to support it, you're just a pretty vase that shatters at a touch!

The Immortal Ascension Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: That shouldn't be the case. Runner-up, aren't you at Foundation Establishment? After cleansing your sinews and marrow, no matter what, you shouldn't look bad, right?

The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World: Boohoohoo... Great Group Leader, you don't understand. I used to be really handsome, but after embarking on the path of cultivation, I got fat. I have an Innate Spirit Infusion Body. It's fine when I don't cultivate, but the moment I do, the spiritual energy in my body becomes absurdly abundant. I simply can't refine it all, and my body swells up horribly...

The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World: My master said it would get better once I broke through to Nascent Soul, but that would take too long. My White Moonlight simply didn't want to wait. She said she had loved me before because I was handsome, and now that I wasn't handsome anymore, she didn't love me anymore. She turned and threw herself into that pretty boy's arms. She was so cold, so heartless—every word was like a sharp blade, slicing my fragile heart until it was dripping with blood...

God of Light is Unemployed: So you didn't win back your White Moonlight? Then who was it that sent you into sage mode?

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: Oh? Could it be...

The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World: That's right. With nothing to do today, I went to the pleasure house to listen to songs!

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: Heh heh, so if you can't get one, you just order one instead? Runner-up, Runner-up, you really know how to play!

The Immortal Ascension Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: Bastard! You really have no ambition!

Great Group Leader shared the file "Great Evolution Heaven Swallowing Art"

The Immortal Ascension Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: This art can greatly consume spiritual energy to raise one's cultivation. It is exceptionally suited to an Innate Spirit Infusion Body with excessive spiritual energy. The rest of you can practice it too; the points from daily check-ins are enough to sustain the expenditure.

Scolding was scolding, but as the group leader, Chen Yi still had a responsibility to help his members resolve their troubles.

After all... every group member was precious wealth to him. When they were weak, they could trigger missions and earn points. Once they became strong, they could also actively take missions and earn points. Their value was beyond measure.

The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World: Thank you, Great Group Leader, for bestowing this art. From now on, if you tell me to go east, I will never go west; if you tell me to chase chickens, I will never run over dogs!!!

God of Light is Unemployed: Great Group Leader is awesome! Do you know how many points this cultivation art is worth in the Myriad Worlds Mall?

God of Light is Unemployed: I checked. The "Spirit Control Art" Great Group Leader shared earlier sells for five hundred million points in the Myriad Worlds Mall. This "Great Evolution Heaven Swallowing Art" is even more outrageous—an entire eight hundred million points!

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: Doesn't that mean that as long as I learn these two cultivation arts, it's like I got thirteen hundred million points for free? Oh my god, invincible!!!

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: In this situation, I can hardly avoid saying, 'The group leader's vision is truly enormous.' Everyone knows I once joined Thirty-Six Group. That miserly group leader of Thirty-Six Group bought a cultivation art from the Myriad Worlds Mall, then immediately shared it in the group and enabled paid downloads. The way he went about it was utterly ugly... How fortunate that he kicked me from the chat, allowing me to be picked up by the great group leader of Group 108 instead!

The Immortal Ascension Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: You can enable paid downloads?

God of Light is Unemployed: Huh? Great Group Leader, you...

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: Don't... (pitiful.jpg)

The Immortal Ascension Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: Just joking, don't be nervous. Work hard to raise your cultivation. Being able to actively take on other missions will be the best repayment you can give me.

The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World: I'm doing it. With no women in my heart, drawing my blade comes naturally divine. Give me three days—I'll definitely reach Core Formation!

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: Since the group leader has spoken, how could I dare not give it my all? I'll continue refining the essence of heavenly lightning right away!

God of Light is Unemployed: We're starting the grind already? I was planning to pick up a girl, but if that's the case, then I'll grind too. I'll raise my combat power by a thousand within three days. If I can't do it, I'll punish myself by not touching women for a day!

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: I... damn it, the guy above ruined the mood. Throw him out!

"Hahaha..."

Chen Yi laughed merrily. These amusing group members truly pleased him.

After chatting idly in the group for a while longer, he finally closed the group chat with satisfaction.

The situation on Fang Zheng's side was still fermenting. The Heavenly Dao and those Forbidden Zone Supreme Beings would not come knocking to check his records so quickly; they would likely probe things for some time yet.

But Chen Yi was in no hurry. After all, good dishes were never afraid of being late—the longer they brewed, the greater the storm!

And the bigger the storm, the more expensive the fish. When the time came, one big haul might directly gather enough resources for forty-nine one-star avatars to transform their immortal bodies!

As for now, he should properly digest the resources he had plundered from the West Sea Realm.

The three one-star avatars that had first begun nurturing immortal bodies were already undergoing some kind of wondrous transformation, one that required the main body to settle down and experience carefully.

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