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Chapter 17

Simple Trash Talk, Ultimate Enjoyment

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Anyone whose reputation soared like a crane was bound to possess something extraordinary.

Over the past few days, the Fang Family's fame in Yunzhou had truly exploded, becoming as thunderous as a clap beside one's ear!

It really was like thunder beside one's ear. That terrifying heavenly lightning that had scoured the land three days ago was still fresh in everyone's memories.

Rumor had it that the Fang Family had produced a supreme Great Emperor who had wiped out the Wang Family, Yunzhou's former overlord, with a single palm. He had even drawn the Heavenly Dao's wariness, and its vast heavenly might had swept forth. The scene, like the descent of doomsday, had left all living beings in Yunzhou trembling in fear.

No one knew why, however, that peak confrontation had suddenly lowered its banners and silenced its drums, ending with the roar of a tiger and the tail of a snake, without any follow-up.

Yet after three days of calm, the battle that had been inexplicably interrupted finally saw its continuation.

A full twenty-four towering figures descended upon the Fang Family at once. Their immense pressure spread in every direction, and the land of Yunzhou could not bear it. The earth shook and mountains swayed, all living beings teetered on the brink, and terrified people screamed as they fled.

"We can't survive this! Three days ago, that mysterious Great Emperor was directly battling the Heavenly Dao, and now the Forbidden Zone Supreme Beings have all emerged. What are they trying to do? What exactly does the Fang Family want?!"

"Heavens above, in past Dark Turmoils, at most seven or eight Supreme Beings would emerge, and only half of all living beings would die. Now they've all come out—under this vast sky, is there still anywhere to hide?"

"Run? Where could we run? This is probably the greatest Dark Turmoil in history. Death is truly upon us..."

"No! There's still hope. The Forbidden Zone Supreme Beings have clearly come for that mysterious Great Emperor of the Fang Family. As long as, as long as..."

"As long as what? Do you think he can win against twenty-four alone? Even if a flawless Great Emperor is peerless beneath heaven and invincible in the world, those Forbidden Zone Supreme Beings were Great Emperors in their day too!"

"It's over... I think I can see my great-grandmother..."

The people of the world crawled upon the ground in despair, their hearts filled with gloom.

At the same time, the Fang Family members were trembling as well.

Of course, it was not from fear. Their instincts for survival were shuddering, and that was beyond their control.

In truth, if one ignored their miserable outward appearances and peered into the heart of every Fang Family member, one would discover that each and every one of them was incomparably excited and exhilarated.

For no other reason than this...

Their dear Family Head stood proudly above the vault of heaven, holding a round seal in one hand. Beneath its resplendent radiance, he had forcibly driven back the twenty-four Supreme Beings' probing hands, preventing them from violating the Fang Family ancestral grounds by even an inch—all while flamboyantly tearing into the Supreme Beings.

"A pack of mongrels barely clinging to life, and you think you can make me submit? Never!"

Fang Zheng shouted, then raised the Star Suppressing Seal high and released another restriction. The terrifying force instantly warped the surrounding space. Even the twenty-four Supreme Beings did not dare face its edge head-on and could only retreat a hundred li, withdrawing from the Fang Family's territory.

The Star Suppressing Seal possessed forty-nine restrictions in total. Chen Yi had casually refined a large star into it. Its weight was unmatched; should every restriction be released, it would transform into a miniature black hole. No one below Tribulation Transcendence could escape that terrifying gravitational field and would be crushed to dust in an instant!

Although Fang Zheng had only released thirty-six restrictions and had not unleashed the Star Suppressing Seal's full might, those Supreme Beings were not Tribulation Transcendence experts in their prime either. They were merely a pack of severely crippled Integration cultivators with failing vitality and blood. How would they dare meet it head-on?

"Fang Zheng!" one Supreme Being cried sharply. "You are also a living being of this world. Are you truly going to follow that Outer Realm Demonic God down a road of no return?!"

"What the fuck are you?!" Fang Zheng replied without the slightest courtesy. "I can judge for myself who's good and who's bad. Outer Realm Demonic God? I'm the fucking Outer Realm Demonic God!"

"Even if you refuse to consider yourself, you should consider the thousands of people in your Fang Family! If you insist on resisting to the end, that Outer Realm Demonic God will not be able to protect your entire clan. If you do not want your nine generations exterminated, confess obediently!" another Supreme Being threatened coldly.

"So what if you exterminate ten generations of mine?!" Fang Zheng was outrageously arrogant. Pointing at the other's nose, he cursed, "You're nothing but an animal hiding in the forbidden zones, barely clinging to life by plundering the origin and spiritual essence of all beings to extend your lifespan. And you dare yap wildly before me? Never have I seen such a brazenly shameless person!"

The other side was still wary of something and had yet to get serious, so the conditions to trigger the help-seeking mission had not been met.

Fang Zheng felt he needed to be even more arrogant. Otherwise, if he failed to trigger the mission, he would truly be letting down the Great Group Leader's favor.

At that moment, another Supreme Being slowly spoke. "Fang Zheng! The tide of fate now favors us. That Outer Realm Demonic God's great momentum has already waned. If you still remain obstinately confus—"

Before he could finish, Fang Zheng interrupted with a stream of curses. "Shut up, you shameless old thief!"

"Did you think I wouldn't recognize you just because you put on some lousy mask?!"

"Cloudy Mountain Great Emperor, you were Yunzhou's only Great Emperor in all of history, and its final Great Emperor as well. It has not even been a thousand years, and you have already forgotten your roots? When it came to laying hands on Yunzhou, you were more ruthless than anyone!"

"Pitiful Yunzhou, the land that birthed and raised you, ran with blood until it floated pestles—yet for the sake of extending your life by a mere thousand years, you slaughtered hundreds of millions. Can you even sleep at night?!"

"Y-you insolent bastard!" Cloudy Mountain Great Emperor, whose identity had been exposed, flew into a rage.

"What the fuck are you barking for?!" Fang Zheng grew even more arrogant. "You animal, do you not know that the people of Yunzhou all wish to eat your flesh alive? How dare you wag that tongue here?"

"Good, very good!" Cloudy Mountain Great Emperor's gaze became increasingly icy.

"Good my ass, you ****** piece of shit! If you're not convinced, then come fight me! Stop yapping!"

Simple trash talk, ultimate enjoyment.

Fang Zheng had cursed to his heart's content.

Tell him, beneath heaven, what Immortal Platform Cultivator dared point at the nose of a former Great Emperor and curse him like this? And with the crudest, most direct, most pure language possible?

Other than Fang Zheng, who else?!!!

Fang Family members: Family Head is fucking awesome!!! (voice cracking)

The remaining Supreme Beings were also stunned by Fang Zheng's foul mouth. Such a reckless, audacious fool had already chosen his own death. Thus, they were unwilling to speak with a dead man. Every one of them fell silent, merely setting up formations and applying pressure.

But Fang Zheng figured they did not dare come up and take another verbal beating from him. After all, none of them had done anything remotely human, and even if he chewed them out, they could not retort, because he was speaking the truth.

But did they think staying silent meant they would be fine?

"What, have every last one of you gone mute? Unmute yourselves!!!"

"Oh? You're glaring at me? Extreme Tyrant Great Emperor, right? I think you're just a dick..."

Holding the Star Suppressing Seal up to protect himself, Fang Zheng was outrageously arrogant as he called them out by name and cursed them right to their faces.

At the same time, he was able to multitask, casually recording the scene and sharing it in the group to claim credit.

'I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven' shared a video. I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: With one mouth, I stand alone against three thousand Emperors; with both palms, I sweep across fourteen continents! I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: It wasn't Fish Leong who gave me courage—it was Great Group Leader! I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: Great Group Leader, did you see how badass I was?
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