New Group Members, Two Simps

One stone stirred up a thousand waves; the quiet chat group instantly became lively.

The Immortal Ascension Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: Not watching!

The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World: Certified needle!

God of Light is Unemployed: Isn't this a bit inappropriate? We're all bros—how about letting me take a look? How big is it...

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: Something is very wrong with the guy above. I suspect there's a ghost in his house!

The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World: Bro, I'd rather have a knife stabbed into my back!

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: No, I was clearly talking about something perfectly serious. How did you all veer off this badly?

'God of Light is Unemployed' shared a short video.

Ding! Suspected pornographic violation. Blocked, and one hundred points have been deducted from this group member as a warning!

God of Light is Unemployed: @A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves, did you see that? I just scored this foreign chick. If you keep slandering me as gay, believe it or not, I'll drag you out for a one-on-one!

The Immortal Ascension Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: ???

Chen Yi was dumbfounded on the spot.

Was this little An Lan really that warm and generous?

He had started with a live broadcast, no less—high-definition and uncensored. Could something so private really be shared so casually?

The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World: Holy shit, whose general is this? He's actually this fierce?!

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: No, bro, are you really this generous? Sharing your girl's private stuff for us to see?

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: Foreign chicks really do have quite an exotic charm... Wait, no, was this what we were discussing? Look at me! Look at the video I shared! I'm today's main character, not him!!!

God of Light is Unemployed: Ah, it's nothing. Everyone knows the world I transmigrated to has a strong Western flavor. Being a little more open is normal. Being watched even gets me a little excited, so don't mind it.

The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World: No, isn't that way too open?

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: Heh, you brat, you're bad!

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: Is no one really paying attention to me? Showing off with no one watching feels even worse than killing me!

God of Light is Unemployed: Any of you interested in coming over to my side for a visit? The young foreign chicks are tender and pretty, and easy to get. That fiery exotic charm is really something!

The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World: Ahem, I have a friend...

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: Hmph, am I the kind of person who would do that? I read the Spring and Autumn Annals!

The Immortal Ascension Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: Stop right there. This Group Leader promotes health and wholesomeness. Don't bring up that dirty topic again!

Chen Yi sternly put an end to the derailment.

These dumbass group members had been crazily cultivating and competing just a few days ago, yet now they were slacking off the moment women came up?

Was that remotely acceptable?

Above the word lust hangs a blade. How could anyone become a great figure if they couldn't control their desires?

And if they didn't become great figures, how would they work for him in the future?

I gave you cultivation techniques and spirit stones, and this was how you repaid me?!

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: Great Group Leader is right. Look at you lot, so utterly pathetic. My combat power is already 1.1 million. Once I deal with the trouble here, I'll soon be able to take some simple missions and earn income for the group. What about you? A bunch of trash!

The Immortal Ascension Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: Liked. Once the assistance mission triggers later, I'll come over and reward you with eight or ten million spirit stones.

The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World: @I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven, Fang Zheng, just you wait. I reached Core Formation, and in just three days my combat power soared to 25,000. The further you go, the slower your combat power will grow. Sooner or later, I'll reclaim my throne as the group's runner-up!

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: Heh. I'll give you time to catch up, until I vanish beyond your sight!

God of Light is Unemployed: As expected of Lord Fang Zheng—such overflowing dominance!

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: Hahaha, Lord Fang Zheng's bearing as he verbally battled the group's emperors was equally peerless. With 1.1 million combat power, he cursed a bunch of old bastards with nearly a hundred million combat power until they didn't dare lift their heads to meet his gaze. Damn impressive!

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: Believe me, you'll fall in love with this feeling too!

Ding! 'Cold Palace Nail House' joined the group chat.

The sudden group announcement made the lively atmosphere pause, only for it to grow even more heated right after!

The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World: Who's here?!

God of Light is Unemployed: @Cold Palace Nail House, are you a cute girl?

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: Newbie, post a photo!!! (excitedly slamming table.jpg)

Within a desolate palace somewhere, an exquisitely beautiful woman clad in magnificent robes wore a troubled expression. She lightly stroked her flawless, delicate chin. As her long lashes fluttered, her clear eyes seemed to brighten the dim room by several degrees.

Liu Ruyan's crimson lips parted slightly. Looking utterly incredulous, she cried in delight, "Wonderful! The Group Leader of this Myriad Worlds Transmigrator Mutual Aid Group has 900 million combat power. Just how powerful must that be? Could I be saved?!"

She only had 5,000 combat power. Her cultivation was merely entry-level within the Great Zhou Dynasty, and she had no accurate impression of the strength represented by 900 million combat power.

But that did not stop her from begging for help, because this was her last straw.

Cold Palace Nail House: Great Group Leader, save me! The dog emperor wants to grant me death! (tearful beauty selfie.jpg)

The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World: Wow, baby, don't be afraid. I'm here!

God of Light is Unemployed: (handsome selfie.jpg)

God of Light is Unemployed: Oh dear, I accidentally sent my selfie to the group.

God of Light is Unemployed: So many girls think someone like me loves keeping fish, but that's not the case. I've been single for ages—who am I supposed to reason with?

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: ?

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: Two simps!

The Group Leader has muted group member 'The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World'. Mute duration: two and a half hours.

The Group Leader has muted group member 'God of Light is Unemployed'. Mute duration: two and a half hours.

The Immortal Ascension Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: You two simps, reflect on yourselves properly!

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: Great Group Leader is mighty!

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: Great Group Leader is awesome!

"Gasp—such immense prestige. And these two cultivation techniques shared in the group files are at least Heaven-grade. This Group Leader with 900 million combat power is definitely no ordinary person!"

Liu Ruyan could not help drawing in a sharp breath. A blazing light suddenly erupted in her dim beautiful eyes.

Though her cultivation aptitude was poor, she had once been an Imperial Noble Consort, and her knowledge was far from lacking. At a glance, she could tell that this Great Evolution Heaven Swallowing Art and Spirit Control Art were even more formidable than the top Heaven-grade cultivation techniques in the imperial collection!

And how weak could a man who casually shared these two cultivation techniques possibly be?

Cold Palace Nail House: Great Group Leader, the three-foot white silk bestowed by the dog emperor has already arrived. If I don't take the initiative to die with dignity before noon tomorrow, someone will come help me die with dignity. What should I do? I'm so scared~ Wuwuwu~~~

Cold Palace Nail House: (pitiful selfie.jpg)