If You Can't Do It, Don't Use Me to Brag—Revisiting Life's Carousel

Chen Yi had no idea that the pretty female group member he had muted would be so fierce. At the moment, he was still happily chatting away in the group.

The Immortal Ascension Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: Three newcomers, is our group or Group 98 more beautiful?

All transmigrators, the three newcomers quickly caught the joke.

Villain Self-Redemption In Progress: You are exceedingly beautiful, my lord. How could Group 98 compare to you?

Fallen Genius: How could Group 98 compare to you?

I Don't Eat Cilantro: I... I'm a poor student and not very good at putting on airs with fancy words, but I love telling the truth. Great Group Leader is the most handsome!

The Immortal Ascension Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: Hahaha, good. Introduce yourselves first so everyone can get to know you. @Fallen Genius, you go first.

After sending that message, Chen Yi could not keep the corners of his mouth from rising.

No other reason—he had learned from Mu Chen that this person was also surnamed Xiao, and his fate bore many similarities as well.

Yet before this "Fallen Genius" could begin his introduction, the group announcement popped up first.

Ding! A help request mission has been generated: Group member "Cold Palace Nail House" transmigrated into an abandoned concubine in the Cold Palace. Because of her peerless beauty, the emperor ordered her to be buried with him. She is currently being forced by Imperial Guards to commit suicide, and the situation is critical. Her own strength cannot break this deathtrap. Group members with the ability are requested to lend assistance.

Mission Combat Power requirement: Combat Power of Fifty Million or above.

Mission reward: Sixty Million points, Three Million group experience.

Synchronizing and uploading to this group. All members, please choose whether to accept within thirty seconds. After the time limit, it will be directly uploaded to the Public Zone.

Although Liu Ruyan had not sent a single message, she had firmly captured every group member's attention.

Just as when she had posted her selfie before, she instantly tugged at everyone's heartstrings.

It just so happened that the first duo to be muted had their restrictions lifted at that moment.

Instead of scrambling for the password red packet, those two good-for-nothings immediately expressed their concern first.

The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World: Baby, hang in there. I... the group leader will come save you soon!

God of Light is Unemployed: Baby, don't be afraid. With the group leader here, you'll be fine!

Chen Yi: ...

So a leopard really couldn't change its spots, huh?

If you two cared about her that much, why didn't you go yourselves?

If you can't do it, don't use me to brag!

Just looking at you two pisses me off!

A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves: Baby, promise me—you have to be okay!

Heh. I called those two out, not you, right? What are you looking for a sense of presence for?!

Chen Yi laughed in anger and, with a flick of his hand, rewarded them with another muting package.

The group leader has muted group members "The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World," "God of Light is Unemployed," and "A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves" for twenty-four hours.

The Immortal Ascension Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: Since new members have joined, I'll say it again: Simp behavior is forbidden in this group!

The group leader has accepted the mission and is about to begin spatial teleportation.

Seeing the three newcomers scared silent, Fang Zheng felt it was necessary to step out and explain.

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: Brothers, don't be afraid. Great Group Leader means normal pursuit is fine, but you absolutely cannot cling on like sticky dog-skin plaster. Those three useless fellows have made fools of themselves before you.

Villain Self-Redemption In Progress: It's fine. I read the chat history—I absolutely support Great Group Leader's decision!

I Don't Eat Cilantro: We're all bros. If you really have needs, you can come find me. I cultivate the Yin Yang Union Great Dao, though don't bother if your Combat Power is too low! Attached is a selfie (click to view photo).

Fallen Genius: The female Bodhisattva above is the real deal. In terms of looks, she absolutely doesn't lose to Senior "Cold Palace Nail House." I strongly recommend that the other three seniors go to her and temper their states of mind!

Cold Palace Nail House: The group leader is the most handsome!

"Cold Palace Nail House" snatched Thirty Thousand points.

The Three Hundred Twenty Thousand password red packet sent by the group leader has been fully claimed. Luckiest King: Fallen Genius

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: ?

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: Hey, wait, the group leader hasn't arrived yet, right? Aren't you supposed to be hanging yourself right now? How do you still have the mood to grab red packets?

Cold Palace Nail House: So what? I won't be hanged to death that quickly. Isn't grabbing a red packet to calm my nerves perfectly normal?

The Immortal Ascension Tribulation is Still Chasing Me: @The Runner-Up of the Cultivation World @God of Light is Unemployed @A Sword Immortal with Clean Sleeves, you three simps, see that? You're worrying about her, while she only cares about red packets!

Seeing the group leader open fire first, Fang Zheng immediately followed the crowd without thinking.

I Really Don't Want to Sacrifice to Heaven: That's right. The prettier a woman is, the better she is at deceiving people. You few need to wake up. She's a woman who has survived in the harem—you simply can't handle her. Stop indulging in wishful thinking. Be Sigma men, and stop falling into women's traps!

Cold Palace Nail House: Oh, what are you all doing? How can you talk about me like that? I was only following Group Leader Brother's will and teaching them a little lesson!

Different worlds, the same silence. The muted trio felt as if they had suffered heartbreak; their chests felt stuffy, and there was a tight ache as well.

At the same time, Liu Ruyan's eyes rolled white from the strangling. The suffocating sensation, like a python coiling around her, gradually blurred her consciousness.

It had almost been two and a half minutes. Why had that Dog Group Master not come yet? Hadn't he been very fast when he saved Fang Zheng?!

She wanted to urge him in the group while she was still conscious, but for some inexplicable reason, she could no longer focus her mind. She could not even open the chat interface.

Could it be...

Was she really going to die?

When she realized that she might truly die, Liu Ruyan finally panicked. Her desire to live surged, and she began struggling with all her strength, trying to tear away the white silk around her neck.

But this three-foot length of white silk was a magical artifact produced by the Royal Family, capable of suppressing vital energy. With her meager strength of only Five Thousand Combat Power, she could not shake it in the slightest. Instead, it tightened further and further, squeezing even her pink tongue out.

Her consciousness became increasingly scattered. Just as she was about to fall into endless darkness, the experiences of her life suddenly began replaying in her mind.

So people really did see Life's Carousel when they were near death...

I'm so unwilling. I only just transmigrated, and now I'm going to die again...

Dog Group Master, even if I become a ghost, I won't let you off. I hate you...

As that final resentful thought faded, Liu Ruyan felt as though she had fallen into an endless abyss of darkness, plunging without end...

Only after she had already believed herself dead did Chen Yi slowly step out of the void.