The Haughty Life Divine Tree

"Master, please refrain from using vulgar language and be mindful of your manners!"

The little girl said in a slightly annoyed voice, "I've just grown up, not become a spirit!"

"Hehe, same as always!" Hua Qiang replied casually, showing no sign of remorse.

"Hmph! Master, you'll have no friends if you keep going like this!"

"What?"

Hua Qiang was speechless. This tree... he could even bring it to life.

Shouldn't this be a meme only people on Earth have?

Could it be?

Did the piece of tree trunk that I obtained come from Earth?

"Hey! Master, snap out of it!"

"Don't get distracted when you're talking to someone; it's very impolite!"

Holy crap!

Hua Qiang was speechless; he had been lectured again.

Who is the master at the bottom?

"Um, what's your name?" Hua Qiang quickly changed the subject.

"Master, I don't have a name yet. Please give me one."

Well...

Hua Qiang stroked his chin, his eyes darting around a few times, before finally revealing a malicious smile.

This Life Divine Tree loves to argue, so we named her "Argumentative Person".

"From now on, you'll be a contrarian!"

"Ugh? No way, that sounds awful, change it!" the little girl protested.

"Hehe, I think it sounds great, so it's settled."

"You little troublemaker, why did you say the master's idea was wrong before?"

Silence.

Silence is golden.

"Hey little nitpicker, what's wrong? Why aren't you answering your master's question?"

"Hmph! Master is too mean, I'm ignoring you now!"

The little girl sat somewhere wiping away tears.

"Alright, alright, you are the spirit of the divine tree, from now on I'll call you Xiao Ling!" Hua Qiang conceded.

There's nothing he can do; he just can't get an erection when he's around women!

It's even less effective with little girls.

"Hehehe, thank you, Master!" The divine tree burst into laughter through its tears.

"Now can I answer Master's question?"

"Yes, Master, listen carefully!"

"Every world has its own order and rules, as well as its Heavenly Dao Will and capacity to bear the consequences."

"Master wants to go to the Lower Realm, Heavenly Dao Will will not allow it."

"The Heavenly Dao Will Xiao Ling can help you conceal it, but the master's realm is too high and the power is too great. That world simply cannot withstand it and will collapse and be destroyed."

Everything in that world will disappear. Master, are you sure you want to go?

"This..."

Hua Qiang wiped away non-existent sweat from his forehead, still feeling lingering fear.

"Is there any other way?" Hua Qiang persisted.

"Yes, and quite a lot."

Xiao Ling's words immediately excited Hua Qiang.

"Tell me quickly, the master wants to go home!"

"Hehe, don't rush, wait until Xiao Ling finishes speaking before you get excited."

The first method: Once you reach the Immortal Emperor Realm, you can break through the spatial barrier, erase the Heavenly Dao Will of the Lower Realm, and then seal most of the power within your body, allowing it to enter and exit within its tolerance range.

The second method: Take the Lower Realm into your Small World, making it a part of your Small World, and you can freely enter and exit it.

However, you will face an even more powerful opponent, the master of this world— the Realm Lord.

The third method: Refine Clone of suitable level, construct a channel, and send it over.

"Master, this method is the most reliable, and Xiao Ling can help!"

Hua Qiang looked miserable; he was far from being able to achieve the first method.

The Immortal Emperor is too far away!

The third method. It's not applicable to him at the moment either.

However, he heard some shocking information here.

These worlds actually have masters, and their masters, the Realm Lord, are all incredibly powerful.

He is currently only at the Divine Realm Ninth Rank, not even a Celestial, so how could he be a match for these terrifying beings?

He would only die by lying down using either of these methods.

Just as he was feeling dejected, Xiao Ling's words cheered him up again.

The third method is acceptable, and Xiao Ling even boasted that she had a solution.

"Xiao Ling, tell me quickly, how do you do the third method?" Hua Qiang urged.

"Alas! Master, your temperament still needs improvement!"

You're such a grown-up, why are you still so impatient?

You must learn to remain calm and composed in the face of chaos, and to keep your composure even if Mount Tai collapses before you...

"Stop rambling and get to the point!"

Don't you know how anxious your owner is?

The owner has been away from home for a long time and misses his mother very much.

"Fine! You're the master, you're awesome, you're powerful, you call the shots!"

"For my master, Xiao Ling is willing to endure the pain of skinning and the punishment of being mutilated..."

"Stop joking around and get to the point!" Hua Qiang's face darkened.

This tree spirit even wanted to grab that little brat and spank him.

"Master can cut off one of Ling'er's arms to create a Clone. Ling'er will break through the spatial barrier and carve out a passage to the world to send the master's Clone there."

"But..."

The tree spirit paused again, and Hua Qiang felt a bit constipated.

"But what?"

"Hehe, then you've lost a passage to other worlds, Master!"

Hua Qiang looked at the branches of the Life Divine Tree, which were covered in barren, numb branches, and then waved his hand dismissively, saying, "Losing one branch is fine, as long as my Clone can return to the Lower Realm to reunite with my family and protect their safety."

It's just a small world passage, it doesn't matter anymore.

"Hehe, Master, Xiao Ling has some exciting news to share. Do you want to hear it?"

Hua Qiang rolled his eyes. This little girl was full of argumentative tendencies. Why did she like to perform so much?

"Speak!"

He felt the other person was just teasing him and didn't have high expectations.

"Master, once your Clone descends to the Lower Realm, Xiao Ling can occasionally allow your main body and Clone to switch places!"

Holy crap!

Hua Qiang jumped up immediately. This information was more than just explosive; it was absolutely mind-blowing!

"Xiao Ling, are you telling the truth? You're not lying to me?"

"Master, your words have broken Ling'er's heart!"

"Ling'er is unhappy!"

"I'm ignoring my master!"

Hua Qiang's face fell; this drama queen had really gotten hooked on acting.

But, who made me need their help?

After a series of coaxing and deceptions, the tree spirit finally completed a script, her face beaming with smiles.

Then, a section of the divine tree trunk, as thick as a water bucket and several meters long, floated in the air.

"Little Cauldron, it's open!"