Another Little Pet
The "little lamb" felt wronged.
This is truly a case of misfortune striking out of the blue!
It has been much quieter lately, rarely going out and causing trouble for the surrounding villages and people.
Why did we have to encounter such a jinx today?
He'd start hitting me at the drop of a hat, and he'd even deliberately slap my face.
He's so handsome, he makes a living off his looks, but now he looks like a pig's head.
Waaaaah... The Fire Kirin cried, her heart pounding.
"What, is it difficult to answer my question?"
Answer the third question directly!
Hua Qiang spoke these words as if he were a person devoid of any emotion, and then slowly raised his right hand again.
"Eldest Brother, stop hitting him!"
The Fire Kirin readily admitted defeat.
It now knows that it is no match for its opponent, and that the opponent is toying with it.
Since we can't win in a fight, we should try a different approach to secure our own interests.
"First Elder, I'm still a child, not even five thousand years old yet."
As for hobbies, hehe, to be First Elder, I like good food and beautiful women!
"But First Elder, don't misunderstand. The beauties I'm referring to are from the Qilin clan. Actually, I feel that all of you human women are quite ugly!"
None of them suit my aesthetic taste!
"To be honest, you two are really something... First Elder, I'm sorry, I've rambled on again."
You humans are truly amazing when it comes to food!
Many of the dishes were cooked quite deliciously, and I really enjoy them!
I used to sneak over there every now and then for a big meal.
Especially the barbecue... oh my, taking a bite of meat and a sip of beer, especially an ice-cold beer, is so refreshing!
Sometimes I don't even want to be Qilin. I might as well change my gender and become a two-legged person. That would be a very happy thing.
As the Fire Kirin spoke, its mouth began to water.
Hua Qiang was both amused and exasperated; it turned out this guy was a foodie.
"Stop spouting all that nonsense and answer my question seriously!"
The Fire Kirin paused, feeling more uncomfortable than eating shit when its hard speech was interrupted.
Although it has not yet had such an experience.
However, it had the privilege of watching a movie called "Gigolo".
There's a scene in it where someone is forced to eat feces. Ugh, it feels like I'd rather be dead.
"Um... Eldest Brother, can I not answer this question?"
The Fire Kirin wanted to avoid this topic, not wanting to get trapped.
If he were to acknowledge this human as a monster, he would completely lose his freedom, and might even have to pay with his life.
This is something it will not allow, nor can it accept!
Unless...
Before the thought could even finish flashing through its mind, Hua Qiang raised his hand.
"Eldest Brother, I will follow you from now on. I am willing to acknowledge Eldest Brother!"
Hua Qiang sketched out a contract in the air and successfully gained another follower.
Yokoyama Sakurako stood there dumbfounded, constantly questioning everyone.
Rub your eyes hard to see if there's something wrong, or if you're hallucinating.
She still couldn't believe that what she was seeing was real.
The Qilin Beast, which had been a major headache for them, constantly harassing and harming the Sakura Country, and which they had repeatedly failed to deal with despite deploying troops, was finally subdued by Hua Qiang.
This was too much for her to accept.
"Hey girl, is this beautiful lady my mom? Can I have a hug?"
Hua Qiang looked at the guy's enormous body and was speechless.
"Are you sure you can hug someone with such a huge body?"
"Also, this isn't a mother, don't call her that, you're slandering her!"
Hua Qiang forced the Fire Kirin to stop its mischief. If it continued to spout such nonsense, who knows what embarrassing things it would say next.
Yokoyama Sakurako rolled her eyes at Hua Qiang, thinking, "He's such a blockhead, the kind you can't warm up."
"No, no, you're inhuman!"
The Fire Kirin answered, then its body trembled, and its huge body gradually shrank until it turned into a cute Little Red "kitten".
"From now on, I'll make you Little Fire!" Hua Qiang said.
"Thank you, Master, for bestowing this name upon me."
"Oh right, Little Fire, you've been here for so long, and the fire element here is so abundant."
Do you have any rare or precious materials, or have you collected any treasures?
Hua Qiang decided to take advantage of the situation.
He always felt that there was more to it than Fire Kirin to stay here indefinitely.
Uh~~
The Fire Kirin hesitated for a moment, then reluctantly took out several bright red twigs.
"Master, this is Qilin."
It was by chance that Little Fire Huo picked it from a tree.
It contains powerful vitality and fire energy.
After taking it, it can enhance physical fitness, improve health, prolong life, nourish yin and yang, and beautify the skin. In particular, it can increase the duration of sexual intercourse, allowing your partner to experience multiple orgasms..."
"Stop!"
Hua Qiang quickly stopped this silly thing; if he let it keep talking, who knows what embarrassing things it would say.
Yokoyama Sakurako's face flushed red, but she covered her mouth with her hand and chuckled to herself.
This Fire Kirin is adorable.
Looking at the Fire Kirin, which was as docile as a kitten, Yokoyama Sakurako's eyes shone with envy.
How wonderful it would be to have a pet like that!
When he's not happy, I'll cuddle and pet his fur; when he's happy, I'll let him fight.
This is a top-tier secretary-type monster!
She opened her mouth, but couldn't utter a single word.
But the next moment, her gaze became unwavering.
I must make Hua Qiang my man!
This man is too outstanding, too powerful!
Hold him in your arms, and you'll have the whole world!
Hua Qiang searched the entire cave again, but found nothing of value.
Forget about rare and precious materials, we couldn't even find a single hair.
Hua Qiang thought to himself: This Fire Kirin is too stingy, it has scavenged this place so thoroughly.
It seems I'll have to find a way to squeeze some money out of it in the future.
Just then, the Fire Kirin spoke.
"First Elder, are you planning to go treasure hunting?"
I know a place where there are tons of treasures.
I wonder if the First Elder would be interested?
"Oh?"
Upon hearing Fire Kirin's words, Hua Qiang immediately perked up.
"Take us with you!"
"Damn it, First Elder!"
With a leap, the Fire Kirin landed on Hua Qiang's shoulder.
Then I chose a comfortable position and lay down.
"In this sea area two thousand kilos to the southeast, there is a long worm."
However, that worm had eight heads.
Little Fire once fought with it!
The insect was cunning; after being defeated by the Little Fire, it hid in the water and wouldn't come out.
The young man sneaked into her hideout and got some strange things.
"Master, to be honest, that snake is best at collecting treasures."
Little Fire senses it has a lot of treasure now, why don't we go and pull off a heist!