Screech...
The tricycle suddenly stopped, cutting a slanted path and a deep braking line in the middle of the road. Fortunately there were no cars behind them, otherwise the consequences would have been severe...
"What do you want to do? Are you trying to murder this palace? You're overthinking it... This palace is a Grand Unity Golden Immortal, immortal and indestructible." Great God Nuwa was burning with anger.
"No... Great God Nuwa, you are a scourge to the future flowers of the motherland, what are you going to teach as a teacher? You haven't attended a normal university, how are you going to get a teacher's certification, even founding an immortal-cultivation university won't work..."
Chen Xuan was speechless. Nowadays spiritual energy in heaven and earth was thin, and immortal cultivation had vanished; truly, a clever housewife could struggle without rice.
"Hehe... What do you know about a Grand Unity Golden Immortal? A single thought connects ten thousand Dharmas. Any mortal knowledge in my eyes is like one plus one. Once my strength recovers, this palace can directly create things..."
"As for the depletion of spiritual energy in the Age of Dharma's End, this palace has a way. Once we return to the Great Wilderness, you can bring back some Merit Supreme Treasures and repay heaven and earth through farming, which might allow spiritual energy to revive..."
Great God Nuwa's witty remarks flowed endlessly, her voice like a grand bell, and the possibility grew stronger by the moment—after all, in the later Age of Dharma's End, everything suffered because spiritual energy was depleted.
Though he did not know what caused it...
Nuwa secretly made up her mind that she had to investigate clearly: was the darkness of the Age of Dharma's End truly the work of the saints?
"Very good..." Chen Xuan immediately agreed. "Once we return to the Great Wilderness, Great God Nuwa must help me plunder properly. I suggest forming a bandit duo, which will definitely make our reputation ring throughout heaven and earth."
Slap...
Great God Nuwa was displeased. Her jade hand patted Chen Xuan's skull, and she said, "Whose bandit reputation? You are playing the Great Wilderness thief, what does it have to do with this palace?"
Chen Xuan grinned. Sooner or later he would trick her into acting as a thief together, and said, "Yes, yes... we can return to the Great Wilderness. I still need to rely on Great God Nuwa's protection to achieve the Dao and become an immortal, then return to nourish future generations..."
"You brat are not bad, remember to help this palace secure the title of a university teacher!" Great God Nuwa had not forgotten about educating people.
Chen Xuan immediately collapsed his face and said, "You don't even have an ID card, yet you want to be a university teacher. Keep dreaming... Let's go back..."
Great God Nuwa was so angry she pushed Chen Xuan aside with one hand, saying, "This palace will drive..."
"Take it gently. Once you crash, your laozi is in danger. You, on the other hand, can't even be killed by a nuclear bomb." Chen Xuan's heart hammered wildly, but he still yielded the seat.
"This palace driving you is a blessing bestowed upon you by the ancestors. How many people in the Great Wilderness can enjoy this? After attaining sainthood, you can brag for ten *yuanhui*s." Great God Nuwa lacked the will to iron steel.
"Fine, fine..." Chen Xuan was helpless.
The tricycle started up quickly. As expected of a Grand Unity Golden Immortal, Great God Nuwa possessed terrifying learning ability and quickly entered speeding mode, advancing at full throttle all at once...
It's over... It's over... Nuwa herself, a generation of Human Saint, Demon Clan Leader, and one of the future Six Saints, has become a speeding party. My life is trembling in fear...
"Great God Nuwa, slow down quickly, there are police uncles ahead..."
Chen Xuan's heart nearly jumped out. After a trip to the University Town, Great God Nuwa was completely letting herself go and running amok without any regard for martial virtue.
"Haha... This gadget is not bad. Compared to my flying, it's more than ten thousand times slower, but it's very cool! Full acceleration, push it to the limit, yeehaw..." Arriving in later generations, Great God Nuwa experienced passion and speed for the first time, completely letting go and shouting up to the heavens.
Whoosh...
The tricycle sped forward, suddenly charging past a checkpoint and leaving two Traffic Bureau uncles dumbfounded. Was this a flagrant provocation?
"Calling ahead, calling ahead... A tricycle is traveling at over a hundred miles per hour, intercept them immediately."
"Received... Received..."
Soon on the highway, a police car with a rear rack appeared, flashing red lights and blaring continuously. This was a characteristic of 2010, just like catching a thief.
It quickly left both policemen dumbfounded...
Had this tricycle been fitted with an airplane engine?
It reached a speed of a hundred and ten, not bumpy at all, charging straight ahead and toying with them like clowns. Enraged, they accelerated in pursuit...
"Damn it... Great God Nuwa... If you play like this, we'll both become fugitives..."
Chen Xuan was on the verge of tears. This outing to the University Town was only Great God Nuwa's second time out of the urban area, and yet she had caused a huge disaster, pursued frantically by a police car.
"The tricycle in front, you are already speeding, driving without a license, and suspected of violating traffic laws. Pull over to the side of the road immediately and submit to inspection..."
A loudspeaker blared on top of the car, very stern. Ordinary people would have been scared trembling long ago, obediently getting out of the car to submit to inspection.
"Little Xuanzi... They can't be shaken off, we can only enter the twists and turns of the mountain roads. Do you know the way?" Nuwa glanced and saw three paths: one entering a village, one going up the mountain, and one leading to an unknown destination, seemingly the location of a reservoir.
"We can go up the mountain..." Chen Xuan nodded, biting the bullet to join in the nonsense.
"Let's go... Watch this palace..."
Driving the speeding tricycle, Great God Nuwa accelerated into the mountain road. The police behind intensified their pursuit, soon arriving at a bumpy section filled with rocks, potholes, and a steep slope to climb. Most speechless of all, the road ahead had collapsed due to rain...
"Haha... How do you run now? The road is blocked, unless you carry the car and run..."
"Tsk tsk... Such clever little fellows. Falling into our hands, not only will the tricycle be confiscated, but you'll also be fined five hundred yuan and detained for twelve days..."
The two policemen got out of their police car, looked at the tricycle parked not far away, and split their mouths up to their ears in sheer triumph. That'll teach you to be clever, walking right into a dead end.
"Great God Nuwa... Do you have any way out?" Chen Xuan was speechless. Normally one would abandon the car and flee or capture without a fight. Could it be that the generation's Great God Nuwa was going to be detained by the police?
"Hehe..." Great God Nuwa sneered. Stepping out of the vehicle in a single motion, she lifted the entire cart with one hand, leaped into the air, landed on the wide road, and set it down as calm as a breeze.
"You... You're awesome!" Chen Xuan gave a thumbs-up and immediately trotted to keep up. His worldview had been thoroughly subverted, yet it also made total sense.
"Let's go! Just a couple of small fries!" Great God Nuwa continued driving the tricycle, zooming far away in the blink of an eye.
"Group one, please report! Did you intercept the tricycle?"
The two policemen stared blankly at everything. The walkie-talkie on their shoulder rang, snapping them out of their daze. Their throats bobbing, they couldn't help wondering: did they run into a ghost today?
"Captain... I heard America's Spider-Man is acting up again... Our country can make a Superwoman too, really..."
"What nonsense are you spouting? Daydreaming in broad daylight, report quickly..."
"Captain... That woman lifted the tricycle with one hand and jumped over ten meters away. Can we still chase? Do we need to report it to the state for slice-and-dice research? Maybe Batman really exists..."
"What nonsense are you talking about? We must believe in science. Come back and write a good report; if I'm not satisfied, you get a major demerit..."
The two traffic cops looked at each other in dismay, exchanging a tactful debrief, only to be treated as though they were playing hocus-pocus. Who would believe someone could lift a tricycle with one hand and leap over ten meters away?
If they knew the person they had been chasing was the ultimate ancestor, the Human Race Holy Mother Empress Nuwa, they wondered if they would have pissed their pants...
"Not bad... Not bad... In the Age of Dharma's End, this gadget is truly a must-have vehicle for staying at home and traveling. From now on, this palace drives, and you sit in the back..."
Great God Nuwa directly usurped the role; from then on, it was her ride.
"No... The tricycle belongs to the village chief. Once the money arrives, I'll buy you another one." Chen Xuan was caught between laughter and tears, fretting that the money wasn't enough when his phone went ding-dong. It turned out the ginseng money had arrived. Ten million in 2010 made one quite wealthy, since the salary of most workers in Guangdong Province was only around two or three thousand.
"Hehe..." Nuwa sneered, soon returning to Chen Family Village.
As a result, she found the big loudspeaker at the village entrance blaring...
"All villagers, come to the village collective immediately to prepare for the election of a brand-new village chief. Every household gets one vote, and this old village chief should retire..."
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