Returning to the Primordial World to Steal Treasures, Speeding Party's Nuwa

Creak...

The three-wheeled motorcycle suddenly stopped, skidding diagonally across the road, leaving a deep tire mark. Fortunately, there were no cars behind it, or the consequences would have been severe.

"What do you want? Are you trying to harm this Palace? You're overthinking it... This Palace is a Grand Unity Golden Immortal, immortal and indestructible," Nuwa said indignantly.

"No... Madam Nuwa, you're harming the future flowers of the motherland. What are you going to teach as a teacher? You didn't go to a normal university, how can you get a teaching certificate? Even opening a cultivation university won't work..."

Chen Xuan was speechless. The spiritual energy in the world was so thin now that cultivation had disappeared. It was truly like trying to cook without rice.

"Heh... Do you even know what a Grand Unity Golden Immortal is? With a single thought, all laws are understood. All mortal knowledge seems like one plus one to this Palace. Once my strength is restored, this Palace can directly create things..."

"As for the depletion of spiritual energy in the Age of Dharma's End, this Palace has a method. When we return to the Primordial World, you can bring back some treasures of merit. By farming, you can give back to heaven and earth, and it might be possible to revive the spiritual energy..."

Nuwa's eloquent words, her voice like a booming bell, made it increasingly likely. After all, in the later Age of Dharma's End, everything was due to the depletion of spiritual energy.

Although the reason was unknown...

Nuwa secretly made up her mind. She had to investigate clearly. Was the darkness of the Age of Dharma's End truly the work of a Saint?

"Very good..." Chen Xuan immediately agreed. "When we return to the Primordial World, Madam Nuwa, you must help me plunder properly. I suggest we form a bandit group. It will surely make our names famous throughout the land."

Slap...

Nuwa was displeased and slapped Chen Xuan on the head with her jade hand. "What do you mean 'our bandit names'? You want to be a great bandit in the Primordial World, what does that have to do with this Palace?"

Chen Xuan grinned. He would eventually trick her into becoming a bandit with him. "Yes, yes... If we can return to the Primordial World, I will still need Madam Nuwa's protection to achieve immortality and enlightenment, and then return to repay the future..."

"You're a good kid. Remember to help this Palace get a university teacher title!" Nuwa had not forgotten about teaching.

Chen Xuan's face immediately fell. "You don't even have an ID card, and you want to be a university teacher? Dream on... We're going back..."

Nuwa was furious and pushed Chen Xuan away with one hand. "I'll drive..."

"Be gentle, or I'll be in danger if you crash. You can't be killed by a nuclear bomb," Chen Xuan's heart pounded wildly, but he still moved aside.

"This Palace driving you is a blessing from your ancestors. How many people in the Primordial World can enjoy this? Once you become a Saint, you can brag about it for ten eons," Nuwa said, frustrated.

"Alright, alright..." Chen Xuan sighed helplessly.

The three-wheeled motorcycle quickly started. Nuwa, as expected of a Grand Unity Golden Immortal, had terrifying learning abilities. She quickly entered racing mode and accelerated to full speed...

"We're doomed... We're doomed... The dignified Nuwa, a Human Saint, a Demon Clan Leader, and one of the future Six Saints, has become a street racer. My life is trembling..."

"Madam Nuwa, please slow down! There are police officers ahead..."

Chen Xuan's heart was about to jump out of his chest. After going to University Town, Nuwa was completely letting loose and acting recklessly without any regard for the rules.

"Haha... This thing is great. It's tens of thousands of times slower than my flight, but it's so exhilarating. Full acceleration, push it to the limit, yohoho..." Nuwa experienced passion and speed for the first time in the mortal world, completely letting go and shouting to the sky.

Whoosh...

The three-wheeled motorcycle sped forward, blasting through the toll station and leaving two traffic bureau officers dumbfounded. Was this a blatant provocation?

"Dispatch, dispatch... A three-wheeled motorcycle is traveling over 100 mph. Intercept them immediately."

"Received... Received..."

Soon, a police car with a rear compartment and flashing red lights appeared on the highway, beeping incessantly. This was a characteristic of 2010, like chasing a thief.

Soon, both police officers were stunned...

Did this three-wheeled motorcycle have a jet engine installed?

It reached speeds of over 100 mph without any bumps, treating them like clowns, enraging them and prompting them to accelerate in pursuit...

"Damn it... Madam Nuwa... If you keep playing like this, we'll become fugitives..."

Chen Xuan was on the verge of tears. This outing to University Town, and Nuwa's second time leaving the city, had led to a major disaster, with a police car madly chasing them.

"Three-wheeled motorcycle ahead, you are speeding, driving without a license, and suspected of violating traffic laws. Pull over immediately for inspection..."

A loudspeaker on the car roof sounded, very sternly. Most people would have been trembling and obediently pulled over for inspection.

"Little Xuanzi... They can't shake them off. We have to go into the winding mountain roads. Do you know the way?" Nuwa saw three small paths at a glance: one led into a village, one went up the mountain, and one led to an unknown place, seemingly a reservoir.

"We can go up the mountain..." Chen Xuan nodded, steeling himself to continue the reckless ride.

"Let's go... Watch this Palace..."

Nuwa drove the high-speed three-wheeled vehicle, accelerating into the mountain road. The police behind them intensified their pursuit, quickly reaching a bumpy section with rocks and potholes, and climbing a slope. Most frustratingly, the road ahead had collapsed due to rain...

"Haha... Now let's see how you run! The road is blocked, unless you can carry the vehicle and run..."

"Tsk tsk... Such clever little things. When you fall into our hands, not only will your three-wheeled motorcycle be impounded, but you'll also be fined 500 yuan and detained for twelve days..."

The two police officers got out of their patrol car and looked at the three-wheeled motorcycle parked not far away, grinning from ear to ear, extremely smug. They thought they had outsmarted them, leading them into a dead end.

"Madam Nuwa... Do you have any ideas?" Chen Xuan was speechless. Normally, one would abandon the vehicle and flee, or surrender. Could a generation's Nuwa really be detained by the police?

"Heh heh..." Nuwa sneered. She got out of the car and, with one hand, lifted the entire vehicle. She leaped up and landed on the wide road, placing it down with a calm demeanor.

"You... You're amazing!" Chen Xuan gave a thumbs-up and quickly jogged to catch up. His worldview had been completely overturned, yet it also seemed reasonable.

"Let's go! Just some small fries!" Nuwa continued to drive the three-wheeled motorcycle, disappearing in a flash.

"Unit One, report! Did you intercept the three-wheeled motorcycle?"

The two police officers stared blankly at the scene. The walkie-talkie on their shoulder rang, jolting them back to reality. They swallowed hard, wondering if they had encountered a ghost today.

"Captain... I heard that American Spider-Man is back on the screen again... Can't we have a Superwoman in our country, really..."

"What nonsense are you talking about? Dreaming in broad daylight, hurry up and report..."

"Captain... that woman lifted a three-wheeled motorcycle with one hand and leaped ten meters away, can we still chase her? Should we report it to the country for dissection and research? Maybe there really is a Batman..."

"What nonsense are you talking about? We must believe in science. Go back and write a good report. If I'm not satisfied, you'll get a demerit..."

The two traffic police officers looked at each other and tactfully explained. As a result, they were treated as if they were conjuring spirits. Who would believe someone could lift a three-wheeled motorcycle with one hand and leap ten meters away.

If only they knew the person they were chasing was the greatest ancestor, the Human Saint Mother Nuwa, they might have wet themselves...

"Not bad... not bad... this thing is really a must-have vehicle for traveling and living in the age of Dharma's end. From now on, I'll drive, and you can sit in the back..."

Lady Nuwa directly took over as the host, and it would be her ride from now on.

"No... this three-wheeled vehicle belongs to the Village Chief. I'll buy you another one when I have the money," Chen Xuan said with a wry smile. He was already worried about not having enough money when his phone suddenly dinged. It turned out the payment for the ginseng had arrived. Ten million was a fortune in 2010, as most people in Guangdong province earned only two to three thousand a month.

"Heh heh..." Nuwa sneered and soon returned to Chen Family Village.

Upon arrival, she found the loudspeaker at the village entrance blaring...

"All villagers, please come to the village collective immediately. We are preparing to elect a brand new Village Chief. Every household has one vote. It's time for this old Village Chief to retire..."