Everyday Adventures in a TV Series
Chapter 30

When Baby Suffers, Baby Cries (Please Vote!)

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When Baby Suffers, Baby Cries (Please Vote!)

Cooper's Home.

It was here, it was here.

It had finally arrived!

The moment he heard the system prompt, Adam suddenly felt like crying. Was it easy for him to earn a few Wisdom Points?

Hiss, +6 Wisdom Points!

All right, no matter how hard or exhausting it was, he could handle another dozen girls like Paige!

Since transmigrating, three people had given Adam Wisdom Points.

Juno +1!

Little Sheldon +5!

And now, Paige had given him +6!

Adam had originally thought Paige could suppress Little Sheldon at every turn because girls matured early, along with factors like resources and environment. But the system had given him the final answer.

Paige's IQ truly crushed Sheldon's!

"Here you go."

Little Sheldon had gone out to make tea and brought it in.

"Poor kid."

Adam gave him a sympathetic look.

With Paige's extraordinary IQ, now that she had chosen not to sink into herself anymore, she would definitely shine brilliantly in the scientific world. God knew whether Sheldon could take it.

If a time machine really existed, Adam believed Sheldon would definitely ride it, turn into the Terminator, and travel back half an hour—either to kill Paige or kill Adam.

Scientists were indeed a great group capable of advancing human society, but what was great was their scientific contribution, not their personal morality and character.

In fact, many scientists had issues with their private conduct.

Take Edison, for example, who was hailed as the king of inventors. In reality, most of those inventions had been created by other people, and he had acquired them through various means until they all became his inventions.

Of course, most scientists were unwilling to acknowledge Edison as a scientist.

Compared to his few scientific inventions, Edison was more like a businessman.

Then there was the time Sheldon and Amy had a burst of inspiration when they got married and came up with a Supersymmetry Theory. Later, other scientists verified that the theory was correct, and Sheldon and Amy received the Nobel Prize in Physics for it.

But during that process, their honor had almost been taken by those two scientists who understood nothing and merely got lucky enough to happen upon the verification.

If Sheldon had not been the protagonist, if The Big Bang Theory had not been a comedy nearing its end, reality should have turned out exactly as Sheldon and Amy feared: the theory would have been theirs, but the honor would have been taken by others.

Sheldon clearly was not a particularly magnanimous person either. What happened with Dr. Kim in the future was enough to prove that.

Then again, perhaps Paige might grow into someone who could completely suppress Sheldon, someone Sheldon would admire or fear.

Like a certain uninhibited female astrophysicist who enjoyed multiplayer role-playing games.

Or a certain uninhibited, sharp-tongued female Experimental Physicist who had grown sick of multiplayer role-playing games.

Yes, to suppress a super man-child like Sheldon, it had to be an uninhibited female scientist who believed it was better to have fun with everyone than alone.

Paige's future really was something to look forward to.

"You're smiling so lecherously."

Paige shot Adam a sideways glance.

"Uh."

Adam came back to himself and gave an awkward smile.

"Sheldon, which university are you planning to attend?"

The emotional side Paige possessed as a little girl had mostly been wiped away by Adam. The rationality and indifference of a super genius came back online.

"University?"

Little Sheldon tilted his head and thought for a moment. "I really like the physics program at Caltech. It's among the best in the world. My dad took me there for a visit once, and when I saw their faculty cafeteria, I don't know why, but I had a powerful feeling that I would have many exciting conversations there."

"Pfft!"

Adam immediately burst out laughing.

"What?"

Little Sheldon looked utterly confused.

"Nothing."

Holding back his laughter, Adam said, "For some reason, I think what you said makes perfect sense. I can even picture it: you sitting there, talking away, surrounded by colleagues staring at you wide-eyed, listening so intently that they forget to eat, absentmindedly moving their knives and forks around."

"Mm."

Little Sheldon's imagination far surpassed Adam's. He instantly had an image in mind—no, a high-definition video. He nodded in satisfaction. "Exactly."

"He's making fun of you."

Paige watched coldly from the side and reminded him, "It isn't only scientific giants who make people stare wide-eyed. So do lunatics!"

"Cough, cough."

Adam felt guilty. "Don't joke around. Someone like Sheldon is definitely a scientific giant. What about him looks like a lunatic? By the way, Paige, what university are you planning to attend?"

"I haven't decided yet."

Thinking of Adam's advice just now, Paige's gaze warmed. Following Adam's change of subject, she said, "I've already received invitations from more than a dozen universities, including Harvard University, Yale University, Caltech, Princeton, and Columbia University."

In the United States, education was a massive business, and higher education was even more so.

Universities raised their prestige and rankings to attract students, then charged exorbitant tuition fees for enormous profits.

For example, Barney Stinson's favorite act of charity in How I Met Your Mother was fundraising at clubs for the dancers working there to earn tuition money.

And then there were more and more college sweethearts putting on their own version of Where's Daddy?

It would be worth it if studying could change one's life, but unfortunately, aside from carrying huge student loans and having to make money by any means necessary to repay them, most college students ended up with empty heads.

A genius student like Paige, who could both contend for a Nobel Prize and raise a university's prestige and ranking while also being fully capable of paying exorbitant student loans, was every school's favorite.

Take Leonard, for example. His IQ was as high as 173, and after graduating, he worked as an Experimental Physicist at Caltech. It was considered a very respectable job, yet after more than a decade of work, he still had not paid off his loans. By then, he was nearly forty, and half his life had been sunk into it.

One could imagine just how profitable top universities were.

For profit, how could they possibly not compete for students?

"What?"

Little Sheldon said in surprise, "You've already received invitations?"

"Of course."

Paige nodded and smiled. "University admissions are a two-way choice. For geniuses like us, every top university rushes to invite us. Haven't you received any invitations yet?"

"No."

Little Sheldon's expression changed. The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he looked so aggrieved he was almost crying.

If their previous conversations and chess game had been comparisons without any standard, then early university invitations were official proof that Paige completely crushed him.

How could proud Little Sheldon possibly endure that?

"Don't cry."

Adam hurriedly said, "Maybe those top universities sent you invitations too. You just don't know about them yet."

"Why?"

Little Sheldon looked at Adam with tear-filled eyes.

"Well..."

Adam immediately got a headache. Mary, Sheldon's mother, was reluctant to let her young son leave home. If he exposed it, Mary would definitely glare at him with those huge eyes.

"You can ask your mother directly."

Paige reminded him.

"Mom!"

Little Sheldon's shrill voice instantly rang through Cooper's Home.

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