Go Straight for the Razor

Apartment party.

"You're really like this, Adam!"

"I'm just that loyal~"

Marshall realized what was happening and exchanged a glance with Adam.

However, that's still true.

He still believes that Adam understands and cherishes friendship the most!

Because there aren't that many loves in the world.

What is the most primal motivation for a man to pursue a woman?

It's all about the heart.

Adam's ability to suppress his feelings for friendship is truly remarkable.

Okay, at that moment he subconsciously ignored the fact that Adam didn't need Robin at all...

Marshall's bedroom.

"Lily, where's your razor?"

Robin gripped Lily's shoulders with both hands and said urgently.

"No!"

"Lily called out."

"Yes! Give it to me!"

Robin exclaimed, "I haven't shaved my legs for days!"

Western women's dating tradition: Shave your legs before a date, as a sign of respect for your partner.

Monica has this habit.

Actually, that's nothing.

In the future, people like Penny will regularly get bikini waxing.

After Amy had been pestering Sheldon for six or seven years, on her birthday, Sheldon decided to give himself to Amy as a gift.

Penny and Bernadette then took Amy to get it done.

Of course, not all girls are like that.

Some girls' constitutions are still more like those of women from the East Country.

"You set this new rule yourself: no shaving on your legs for the first three dates. You said it was to cultivate your self-control; as long as your leg hair is there, you'll maintain your composure!"

Lily cautioned, "This isn't even a first date. Where has your conviction gone?"

"It has already been removed by the Perfect Doctor."

Robin said with a self-deprecating smile.

"No!"

Lily shook her head again.

She regrets it even more now.

Who would have thought Robin would be so unreserved, ready to launch her full-scale attack the moment they met?

"Please, Lily."

Robin clasped his hands together and pleaded, "I didn't want to either, but Adam is just too handsome. You know how I feel~"

"..."

Lily was speechless.

Robin is absolutely right.

She really knows...

"Adam was a womanizer."

Lily tried her best to dissuade Robin from his idea.

"Real?"

Upon hearing this, Robin's eyes lit up completely.

Lily was furious.

Women love bad boys; a charming and roguish man is indeed more attractive to women.

"It's the kind of womanizing that's excessive."

Lily encouraged herself. "His motto is 'more than friends, less than lovers,' and he'll never let you reach the maximum level."

"Marvelous!"

Robin exclaimed, "That's just like me. I've almost never gone to the point of being lovers. Things just end naturally. I think that's great. It's so casual, easy, and free."

"..."

Lily is so tired.

I never would have guessed that Adam and Robin's values would be so strangely compatible.

These two are oddballs!

"Ted, it's not that I didn't try hard enough, it's just that their values are too weird."

Lily thought to herself, "This is what I'm thinking."

"Lily?"

Robin stared at her longingly.

"Adam was dating several girls at the same time."

Lily suddenly remembered something and made a last-ditch effort. "I heard his needs are too strong, and a girl can't handle it alone."

"Really?"

Robin frowned.

"Absolutely true."

Lily thought she had hit the nail on the head and was overjoyed. She nodded repeatedly. "Adam's stamina is notoriously abnormal. One of his female colleagues used to live with him, but she couldn't stand it anymore and moved out. She tacitly approved of his scumbag behavior. You definitely can't stand it, emotionally and physically!"

"I don't believe it!"

Robin suddenly laughed, "Men all like to brag. If he really is like that, I'll accept it."

She was raised as a boy by her father from a young age. She has a strong and competitive personality, is unwilling to admit defeat, loves violent sports, and is especially fond of firearms, making her a true gun fanatic.

How could someone like her possibly be afraid?

Not only were they not afraid, they became even more interested in Adam.

Lily slapped her forehead.

She was completely at her wit's end.

"Lily, I just came to New York from Canada, and my career is just starting out."

To put it nicely, I'm a reporter for New York Metro News Channel One.

But all I did were small, peripheral reports, and nobody paid attention.

Not to mention, New York Metro News Channel One has absolutely no reputation in the news media industry.

I have ambitions; I want to be the most successful journalist, and I definitely want to win Pulitzer Prize.

This requires me to devote more time and energy to my career.

When it comes to relationships, right now I just want to be carefree, do you understand?

Robin said sincerely, "Besides, it's not like I'm going to marry Adam right away. I'll only know what he's like after I've tried him. No matter what, neither of us will lose out."

"The razor is in the bathroom, I'll go get it for you."

Lily smiled wryly.

What else could she say?

Aside from shouting "666!", all we could do was hand Robin the razor.

She did her best.

"Thanks!"

Robin laughed.

Living room.

"Honey, what's wrong?"

When Marshall saw Lily come out looking dejected, he immediately went to greet her.

Lily explained what had happened.

Marshall's mouth dropped open.

"How about we try to persuade Ted?"

Lily glanced at Ted, who was still pretending to be 'casual', and said with a wry smile, "Robin wants genuine casualness, like Adam's. Ted can't fake that."

"Yes."

Marshall nodded. "Robin is focused on his journalism career, Adam is focused on his medical career. They both prioritize their careers above all else, and relationships are just a side dish. Ted, on the other hand, is focused on love and marriage. He is definitely not the same kind of person as them."

What should we do?

Lily said with a sigh, "Ted seems to be very serious! But it's not surprising. Robin is so attractive, both in appearance and personality. If I were Ted, I would also think that Robin is my soulmate."

"I'll go and try to persuade him."

Marshall sighed, "Anyway, tonight is Ted's party for Robin. We can't let Adam and Robin upset Ted. I'll let Adam leave now, and we can only let nature take its course after that."

Will Adam listen?

Lily asked doubtfully.

"He will."

Marshall laughed and said, "In fact, he was even willing to resist Robin's temptation for Ted's sake."

"Really?"

Lily didn't believe it.

"Honey, Adam may be just as womanizing as Barney, but his character is worlds apart from Barney's."

Marshall said earnestly, "He values friendship! That's what I admire most about him! So even though he agreed, we shouldn't say too much about how things develop between him and Robin afterward."

After all, there's nothing between Ted and Robin. If Robin keeps being so proactive, we can't expect Adam to persist forever, can we? That would be too inhumane.

"I understand, baby."

Lily agreed.

After that, the two went their separate ways.

Lily went to deliver a razor to Robin.

Marshall told Adam to leave the party first, so he wouldn't get caught by Razor Robin.