Hurry and Fetch Muscle Adam
Observation Operating Room.
Everyone was amazed when a spherical mass was removed from Mr. Herman's body.
"It's a pity that it can't be displayed in a glass bottle."
"Some people sighed."
"Yes, how amazing."
Some people agreed.
"It would be better if he didn't insist on not allowing it."
Another person said regretfully.
Adam couldn't help but laugh.
Generally, patients don't care about the parts removed during surgery; they are all handled by the hospital.
But there are exceptions.
For example, the dangerous older pseudo-loli that Adam encountered back then.
After her adoptive mother suffered a miscarriage, she displayed the kind of performance art typical of artistic youths, using the ashes from the cremation of the miscarried female fetus as fertilizer to cultivate a potted plant.
Looking at flowers is like looking at people.
But it was useless.
Those who are meant to be sad will still be sad.
In the end, they still had to adopt a girl to replace her.
Then it led to the destruction of his family and the death of his loved ones.
For example, this time.
Mr. Herman initially genuinely regarded the teratoma in his abdomen as a fetus, and had some emotional attachment to it. Therefore, he strongly opposed the surgery, and the doctors treated the teratoma as an exhibit.
This is far more normal than growing flowers.
Even if the doctors were unwilling, they had no choice but to comply.
This is not Einstein's brain, after all, and it's not worth doctors risking license revocation or even imprisonment to steal, dissect, and study it.
The afternoon passed quickly.
Night falls.
When news came that Barney's buttocks had been kissed by Golden Eyelash Viper, Marshall and Lily came to visit him again.
"What's going on?"
Lily couldn't help but complain, "Barney, it's you again!"
"It's not my fault!"
Barney, lying on his side, shouted, "Blame this hospital! Blame Adam!"
"It's understandable to blame the hospital, but how can you blame Adam?"
Lily said with dissatisfaction.
"He's the first one to blame!"
Barney wailed, "You guys count how many times I've had bad luck since I met him?!"
"..."
Upon reflection, the two realized it was true and exchanged bewildered glances.
"Could it be that Adam is Barney's nemesis?"
Marshall seemed lost in thought.
"Even so, it's not Adam's fault."
Lily retorted, "Barney always starts trouble first, then Adam makes a bet with you to teach you a lesson. And you knew exactly what Adam meant, yet you still enthusiastically agreed to the bet. How can you blame anyone else? You can only blame yourself!"
"Yes."
Marshall laughed and said, "Barney, you got what you deserved."
"What are you talking about? You seem to be having a lot of fun."
Adam knew Marshall and Lily were coming, so he came over to say hello.
For the next few years, he focused on the hospital, rarely attending gatherings with friends and finding it difficult to even meet them.
Therefore, he cherishes every opportunity to meet in the hospital.
Even just coming over to meet me or say hello would be nice.
"Nothing, just saying Barney deserved it."
Lily brushed it off, then put her arm around Marshall and looked at Adam with a mixture of nervousness and anticipation. "Adam, we need your help."
"What kind of help?"
Adam asked.
"A monster has come to our apartment."
The two embraced, their voices trembling slightly.
"What?"
Adam was stunned.
"We just got off work..."
Lily began to describe it.
"Ahem, I know you two are very much in love, so let's skip the unspeakable things and get to the point."
Adam immediately interrupted.
Lily and Marshall are extremely affectionate; they can't wait to get home as soon as they open the door—it's their routine, don't be silly!
But it wouldn't be good to say it out loud.
Adam is the pure sun; he cannot bear to hear such things that are unsuitable for children.
"Just as I looked up, I suddenly caught a glimpse of the monster and was immediately terrified."
Lily exclaimed in horror, "I quickly pointed it out to Marshall, and when Marshall saw it, he was terrified too..."
Adam couldn't help but look at Marshall.
"I was really terrified."
Marshall put his hand in front of his body to cover his face and said awkwardly, "We ran straight out of the apartment, and then we remembered that Barney was in trouble again, so we came to check on him. We also asked you, the strongest and most muscular person in our circle of friends, to help us out. This monster can only be subdued by Adam."
"I bet you all came here specifically to ask Adam to subdue some monster, and then just happened to come and see me, right?"
Barney's expression was grim.
"That's not important."
Lily waved her hand. "The important thing is that the monster was too terrifying!"
"What kind of monster is it?"
Adam scoffed, "It can't be a Roach-Rat, can it?"
"Roach-Rat?"
Marshall and Lily were stunned for a moment, then each gave their own answer.
"That was the craziest and most disgusting rat ever!"
"That's a super giant cockroach!"
"It's a mouse, it has whiskers!"
"It's a cockroach, and it has antennae!"
"..."
The two began to argue.
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Adam interrupted, "Isn't what you're describing just a cockroach-rat hybrid, a hybrid of a rat and a Roach-Rat?"
"A hybrid mutant Roach-Rat?"
Marshall and Lily exchanged a glance, compromised, and accepted the name Adam, then exclaimed in surprise, "Adam, you've met him before?"
"No."
Adam quipped, "But I have two friends who, like you, discovered this amazing species and had the exact same reaction as you."
"Really?"
Marshall and Lily were highly suspicious.
"It couldn't be more real."
Adam said in all seriousness, "And they really are exactly the same!"
"Is such a miraculous thing really true? Who are they?"
Marshall and Lily remarked that they were very interested in Adam's two friends.
"One is named Guan Yu, and the other is named Meijia."
Adam laughed and said, "They're all foreigners, people you don't know."
"Ah!"
Lily exclaimed, "So, Roach-Rat are a species distributed globally? Why haven't we reported on them before?"
"There are so many mysteries like this in the world."
Marshall got excited when he heard this. "Like Bigfoot, Yeti, Lake Nehus, and so on, the Earth is so big, how much have we humans explored?"
"Alright, I'll go with you guys to see this legendary Roach-Rat later."
Adam laughed and said, "I have a feeling that this Roach-Rat is probably the first of its kind in the world."
"Why?"
Lily asked, puzzled, "What about the one your two friends found?"
"The one they found must be a descendant."
Adam joked, "Don't ask, just go with your gut feeling! Just a friendly reminder, Roach-Rat can fly, you know."
"What?!"
Marshall and Lily exclaimed in shock, "They can fly? Cockroaches and mice can't fly!"
"It's a mutated monster, which makes perfect sense."
Adam laughed.
"But what caused its mutation?"
Marshall asked, puzzled, "This is New York, not Island Nation."
"Yes, isn't it radiation that causes mutations?"
Lily chimed in.
"Radiation is indeed the biggest contributing factor."
Adam nodded and said, "But that's not all. Moreover, it's not just Island Nation that have been nuclearized; there have been nuclear tests in many other places around the world."
He stopped there.
Because what follows is not suitable to be said in public.
According to the memories of the Adam world, the number of nuclear tests conducted on the United States mainland is incomparable to that of Island Nation.
That's a typical example of someone who, when truly ruthless, wouldn't even spare their own people.
In some sparsely populated states in the United States, numerous secret nuclear tests have resulted in widespread radiation exposure, all of which was kept secret from the citizens in the affected areas.
Later, people in these areas had a much higher chance of getting cancer than people in other areas, and after this was exposed, a class-action lawsuit was filed.
If Roach-Rat are radiation-mutated monsters, then being born in the United States is far more likely than being born in Island Nation.
As for appearing in the East Country, that's a joke.
P. S.: Thanks to Big Tiger, 348535. qdcn, and WaghdohM for their donations!