Betrothal by Fetal Arrangement

Medical Center.

VIP delivery room.

"Alright, stop joking."

Adam laughed and said, "Ross, you'll stay with us tonight, it's a deal. Don't rush to refuse. If we can't convince you, then we'll have to ask Emma's grandfather to step in; his scalpel is itching to be used."

"..."

Ross was immediately speechless.

He had experienced Leonard's temper firsthand.

At this moment.

A nurse pushed a pregnant woman past the door.

"O~M~G~"

The pregnant woman stopped immediately upon seeing the crowd's backs, waved her hands, and let out her classic shout.

Everyone was shocked.

"OMG! No way?"

Chandler looked incredulous.

"Please don't let it be!"

Joey prays.

The expressions on the faces of the others were also quite interesting.

"Hahahahaha..."

A strange laugh rang out, shattering everyone's last glimmer of hope.

Everyone turned around.

Sure enough, I saw that familiar figure sitting in a wheelchair, clapping his hands, smiling broadly, and emitting familiar, strange laughs.

Who else could it be but Chandler's ex-girlfriend Janice?

"My goodness, it really is!"

Chandler shook his head violently.

"Chandler Bing!"

Janice gestured for the nurse to push her in, and then greeted her ex-boyfriend, with her unique, quirky accent, warmly.

"Janice."

Chandler could only respond with a wry smile.

"Not just Janice, but Janice who is going to have a baby."

Joey wailed.

"OMG!"

Ross recalled the natural childbirth videos he had seen before and put himself in Janice, finding it completely unacceptable. "Janice still has to endure the labor pains."

"Janice, please don't tell me you live next door, do you?"

Rachel said worriedly.

"You'll have to ask the nurse."

Ignoring Rachel's reluctance, Janice took it as a friend's enthusiasm. Seeing the nurse nod, she laughed even more happily, "That's great, it really is. If you ask me, we might as well live together, hahahahaha."

"No."

Rachel slapped her forehead. "This wall is useless too."

As she spoke, she looked at Adam with a pitiful expression.

Adam gave him a reassuring look.

"Janice, I didn't even know you were pregnant."

Chandler touched his face to compose himself and walked over to exchange pleasantries. "Which idiot's essence did you steal?"

Later, he couldn't help but make a sarcastic remark.

Janice and he are old flames.

Their on-and-off relationship lasted for several years.

Back then, Chandler was still a big boy who hadn't overcome his psychological trauma and was afraid of making commitments, which hurt Janice quite a few times.

However, everyone still sided with Chandler.

For no other reason than that.

Everyone simply couldn't stand Janice's bizarre laughter that came out all the time.

They broke up several times and got back together several times.

She and Chandler were quite destined to be together.

If it weren't for Monica, they might actually have ended up together in the future.

Of course, the possibility is very small.

After all, she was hurt by Chandler several times, married someone else, and then quickly divorced, and from then on became an old-fashioned stamp Experienced Women.

She also had a relationship with Ross, and her attitude towards that is. "2/4!"

Emmm.

This is the completion rate of the strategy guide.

Chandler, Ross, Joey, Adam —she's won over 2/4 of them.

From this perspective.

Ross was even more of a womanizer Joey back then.

They say they're annoyed, but their actions tell a different story.

Joey, who should have been the first to be won over, was the one who disliked Janice the most.

He was not one to back down, and didn't give her a chance at all.

"It's you!"

Janice knew Chandler very well and naturally recognized his usual sarcasm. So she pointed at Chandler and said seriously, "This is your child."

"What?"

Chandler's face changed, and he immediately turned to look at Monica: "It wasn't me!"

"I wish it were you!"

Monica calmly rolled her eyes.

Adam smiled knowingly.

Ever since Adam designed them to come and be examined, they have embarked on a frenzied human-making spree.

But this dangerous driving has been going on for almost two months, and there has been no reaction whatsoever.

How could Monica not be worried?

Although she said this as a complaint, she may not have been entirely without her own thoughts.

If that's true, Janice can do it, she probably can too.

"What?!"

Chandler's expression changed repeatedly.

"Ha ha ha ha."

Janice had no idea about the story behind it all. Pointing at Chandler, she burst into a series of garbled laughs. "Look how nervous he is. We haven't had anything like this in years, hahahaha."

"Ha! Ha! That's hilarious!"

Chandler retorted irritably, "Does childbirth hurt? Does it hurt?!"

He had an expression that said, "I'll make you laugh, or it'll hurt you to death."

"It's okay, having children is very easy for me."

Janice waved her hand and said, "My pelvis is wide."

She winked at Chandler, tilted her head shyly, and said, "You remember, right, Chandler? Hehehehehe~"

He seemed to understand but was holding back.

Adam almost burst out laughing when he heard this.

That expression.

That tone.

This line.

Absolutely amazing!

Chandler and Monica had very expressive faces, their mouths agape, speechless with disbelief.

Ross and Rachel were both in a bind.

Joey looked at Chandler with pity.

Phoebe burst out laughing.

"Hahaha."

Janice became happier and happier as she spoke, "We are really destined for each other, maybe we should have Betrothal by Fetal Arrangement we were little, hahaha."

"Quickly put your legs together, and make sure the baby doesn't hear you."

Ross leaned closer to Rachel, whispered something, and then looked at Janice with a look of disgust.

"How?"

Adam joked, "Are they both yours?"

Whoosh!

After a moment of surprise, everyone turned to look at Ross.

That's right!

Compared to Chandler, who was already married, Ross, who had always refused to get married, seemed to have more time to commit the crime and more reasons to resolutely refuse.

After all.

Both pregnant women had been involved with him.

"It wasn't me!!!"

Ross was taken aback, then his face turned red, and he roared in his classic Ross roar.

Are you sure?

Adam continued to tease him, "It seems like when Rachel got pregnant last time, you were also clueless and didn't know it was yours."

"..."

Ross was speechless for a moment.

Back then, he and Rachel were inseparable, and they were old flames, so it was normal for things to get out of hand. As a result, when Rachel got pregnant, he didn't even think about the possibility that he was the father.

To this end.

They even created a farce about who took the initiative.

Fortunately, he recorded it at the time...

Otherwise, this would be another thing that Rachel would nag about for the rest of her life.

Thinking about this...

He was also a little confused.

He racked his brains to recall if he had been with Janice ten months ago.

Unfortunately, he was just an ordinary person and didn't have Adam's High-Definition Photographic Memory. Given the distance, it was impossible for him to remember clearly in a short time.

"Oh, come on!"

When Rachel saw the expression on her child's father's face, she immediately became furious. "You'd rather choose Janice than help me?"

"I don't!"

Sven wronged, but dared not shout.

Because he really wasn't sure at that moment.

"Ha ha ha ha."

Janice watched this scene and burst into another strange laugh, "Don't worry, if it were yours, why would I mention Betrothal by Fetal Arrangement?"

"Call."

Ross let out a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "Thank you."

"Emma, please don't inherit my nose, and please don't inherit your father's intelligence."

Rachel touched her belly and sighed, "He can't tell what's true and what's a joke. I really don't know how he got into Columbia University back then."

Ross: "..."