He Really Isn't a Pervert

Medical Center.

VIP delivery room.

"How much longer?"

Rachel was very unhappy.

"It's hard to say, let's wait patiently."

After saying a few words, Dr. Montgomery left.

"Adam".

Ross pulled Adam along.

"What's wrong?"

Adam asked curiously.

"Does the method you mentioned still work?"

Ross asked quietly.

"..."

Adam's lips twitched, and he looked at Ross with the gaze one would use to look at a pervert.

"I was just asking..."

Ross said awkwardly, "You know Rachel wants to have the baby soon, and I'm doing this for her sake... Can you please stop looking at me like that..."

"And you call yourself a university professor!"

Adam said disdainfully, "I suggested this method before, but when the due date arrived and there was no sign of labor, I thought of using you to induce labor."

Do you know what the situation is like now?

Rachel's water broke, and her cervix is dilated to 2 centimeters. Your daughter Emma will be born soon, and you're no longer of any use to her.

The original method is obviously no longer applicable.

Otherwise, you're just poking Emma with a needle.

Emmm.

Given your situation, you probably won't be able to reach it.

But you shouldn't even think about such a thing.

You are so evil.

Never let anyone know that you've ever had this thought.

Otherwise, people will definitely think you're a beast!

"..."

Facing countless disapproving glances, Ross was filled with grief and indignation.

You can say whatever you want, but why are you shouting so loudly!

"The newlyweds are having their first child and have no experience. They've just gotten married and are very much in love."

Adam explained earnestly to Liz, the only outsider in the delivery room, "He's really not a pervert."

"I understand."

Liz's lips twitched slightly.

"My God, Ross!"

Monica, his younger sister, couldn't help but complain, "No wonder Mom looked so reluctant to talk about you dating those bar girls last time. What have you been through these past few years since you and Rachel broke up? What have you been thinking about every day?"

Chandler, Phoebe, Joey all looked at Ross and shook their heads.

"I don't!"

Ross was filled with grief and indignation.

I wish I could slap myself a few times.

Damn it!

Why did he ask that question?

"I'll watch less Discovery Channel in the future."

Phoebe gave me a knowing look. "Animals are wild, of course, but we are still human."

Ross's favorite channel to watch is the Discovery Channel, which explores nature and life.

Just look at how he comforted Rachel, who was getting very anxious because there was no sign of labor by her due date, and how he cleverly teased the seahorse dad who was in charge of nurturing the baby.

"Yes, Ross, a good man knows how to be gentle."

Even the playboy Joey started giving Ross a serious lecture.

"..."

Ross didn't want to talk anymore.

"Okay, let's go outside and wait."

Adam smiled and said, "Let Ross stay and keep an eye on Rachel. Ross, keep a close eye on Rachel's condition, and call for medical help immediately if she feels unwell."

"Good."

Ross glared at Adam.

"By the way, just keep an eye on it, don't get any other ideas..."

Adam gave a few more instructions, but before he could finish, he saw Ross rushing towards him and quickly disappeared with a smile.

An hour later.

Rachel's cervix was only dilated to three centimeters, far from the ten centimeters needed for delivery.

As expected.

This will be a long process.

Noon.

Self-service restaurant.

"Hey, where are Chandler and Monica?"

Phoebe asked curiously.

Adam sat down with his tray and smiled, "Given this situation, what do you think Monica and Chandler most want to do?"

"Oh!"

Phoebe thought for a moment, then suddenly realized and laughed, "You mean having a baby?"

Adam smiled and nodded.

"Here? Wow!"

Phoebe exclaimed dreamily, "That looks so exciting!"

"The beds here are all disinfected, which is perfect for Monica, who is a clean freak."

Adam laughed, "Besides, this is a hospital. Monica is being unusually wild today because of Rachel's childbirth. There's no need to hold back. She can torment Chandler to death without any problem. We can just send her to the hospital anyway."

"Hahaha."

Upon hearing this, Phoebe burst into laughter.

Where's Joey?

Adam looked at it.

Phoebe mimicked Adam and laughed, "That young female doctor in charge of Rachel is beautiful and has a great figure, don't you think?"

"Joey still hasn't learned his lesson."

Adam shook his head. "How have you been lately?"

"That's fine then."

Phoebe shrugged. "Not good, not bad... Wow!"

As she said this, she caught sight of a figure, her eyes lit up, and she immediately stood up, leaving behind a single sentence before disappearing. "Goodbye!"

Adam followed the direction she was running and saw a handsome man with a cast on his arm being pushed around by a nurse.

Emmm.

Phoebe's mindset remains as youthful as ever.

After lunch.

Adam went to the emergency room.

Rachel doesn't know when she'll give birth yet, and we can't just keep waiting and wasting time and life.

I was busy until late at night.

Rachel's cervix was only dilated to 5 centimeters.

"It looks like she won't be able to give birth until tomorrow morning."

Adam said to everyone, "Would you like to go back and rest first, or should I find you a bed to rest in here?"

"Go back!"

"Here!"

Chandler, whose legs went weak, and Monica, who was excited, shouted out completely different answers.

"It's right here. Don't think you can rest when you go back."

Monica vetoed Chandler's idea of slacking off and not working hard.

"They've already asked for leave, so just wait here."

Joey and Phoebe also wanted to wait there.

However, judging from their darting eyes, you could tell they all had ulterior motives.

Adam didn't say much and simply found them rooms.

Nothing was said that night.

The next day.

Early in the morning.

Early shift time.

With a cry of pain from Rachel, after 21 hours, her cervix finally dilated to 10 centimeters, officially entering the labor process.

In the original timeline.

Rachel was breech, Emma was breech, making vaginal delivery extremely difficult.

Leonard, whether out of spite or something else, didn't seem to care much.

As a result, Rachel experienced a difficult childbirth, which was quite dangerous at one point.

This lifetime.

With Adam as a bridge of communication, Rachel and Leonard's relationship is much better than in the original timeline, and they communicate much more frequently.

Rachel had all her prenatal checkups at the Medical Center during the later stages of her pregnancy.

When Emma was eight months old, her position was fixed, which was breech.

When Adam and Leonard found out, they took it very seriously and used various methods to help Rachel successfully adjust the baby's position.

So.

This lifetime.

Rachel was still in excruciating pain during childbirth, but it didn't last as long. After nearly getting beaten up by Ross, who was accompanying her during labor, she finally gave birth to Emma smoothly.

Afterwards.

When this is mentioned, everyone says Ross deserved it.

Your wife is screaming in pain, doubled over, and accidentally bumps into your head. You have the audacity to touch your forehead and say, "It hurts so much! Nothing hurts more than this!"

In other words, Rachel was stuck there unable to move, but she was in a good mood.

Otherwise, if it were someone with a bad temper, they'd probably pause the pregnancy process and drag you over for a beating, asking all the while, "Does it hurt? Does it hurt? Is there anything more painful?"

Pain is scientifically graded as follows: 0, 1, 2, 3, 4. Grade 4 severe pain is characterized by persistent, intense pain accompanied by changes in blood pressure and pulse.

Childbirth is clearly the highest level of pain, level 4.

According to folklore, pain is graded on a scale of 1 to 12. Level 1 is the pain of a mosquito bite, while level 12 is the pain of childbirth.

The claim that a pregnant woman experiencing 1+12=13 level pain from a mosquito bite during childbirth is utter nonsense.

Compared to the excruciating pain of childbirth, the pain of a mosquito bite is not amplified, but rather completely overshadowed, and is not felt at all.

P. S.: Thank you to reader 161106052407890 for the reward! That's all for today, just two chapters. Updating three times a day is too strenuous, so I'll take a break today, Sunday. Sorry!