Wedding Night Pranks

Next.

It's a wedding party.

After the newcomers danced their first dance.

Everyone started finding partners to dance with.

Adam, of course, is with Paige.

In slow-paced music.

A group of people sang and danced lightly.

Adam, with his sharp ears, overheard the newlyweds David and Linda whispering to each other as they danced with Paige in his arms.

"David is talking to Linda about having a baby."

Adam also Sheldon the message directly to Paige.

"Having a baby?"

Paige couldn't help but glance over and caught a glimpse of her mother Linda's hesitant expression.

"Um."

Adam laughed and said, "David wants to have a child with Linda, preferably one as pretty and cute as you. Linda hesitated and said she wanted to ask your opinion."

"Oh!"

Paige said indifferently, "I have no objection, but I hope that this time her attention will not be completely drawn to that child again. If she neglects David because of this and causes a breakdown in their relationship, I'm afraid that child will not be able to handle it psychologically."

"Actually, there's no need to worry too much about that."

Adam lowered his head, his forehead touching Paige's, and looked into Paige eyes. He smiled and said, "You've learned your lesson. This time, your mother will balance her attention between her child and husband. Besides, David doesn't seem like the kind of man who would be jealous of his own child. I think your half-brother or sister won't have to take the blame like you did in the future."

"Hehe."

Paige was amused by Adam, her indifference vanished, and she joked, "You're right! Even if my mom doesn't learn her lesson, Uncle David is jealous, and my future half-sibling is really taking the blame, but you, as a professional, can still comfort her."

So many years have passed, and your persuasiveness has greatly increased; you're not at all as naive as you were when you were trying to persuade me.

"I'll definitely persuade them every time!"

"Inexperienced?"

Adam raised an eyebrow. "Are you sure you're talking about me? I remember someone being moved to tears by what I said back then."

"Oh!"

Paige glanced at Adam: "If it weren't for Sheldon is very similar to me, being there to offer me a hot drink, and seeing how anxious you were and how slightly touched I was, do you really think you could have made me cry? It was just me who wanted to cry."

"Anyway, you cried."

Adam ignored all of that, with an expression that said, "No matter how powerful you are, you still got hit by the monkey with his Golden Cudgel."

"Speaking of which..."

Paige ignored Adam's endless cycle of verbal victory and said with a half-smile, "I remember you were smiling really lewdly back then. Is it really true, as they say, that you had designs on me back then? I was only ten years old!"

"No."

Adam stopped smiling and quickly explained, "I was so happy to see you realize your mistake and stop wasting your genius. I thought that the future of humanity might take a big leap forward because of you, and I couldn't help but feel happy that I had contributed to that!"

You were only ten years old back then, at most you were just cute.

You should know that "cute" is usually used to describe children.

How could I possibly have designs on you?

Who is slandering me?

That's outrageous!

Think about it yourself. If I really had designs on you, how could I not contact you after you'd been living next door to me for six or seven years during your university years?

He absolutely will not take the blame for this.

He's not a pervert!

"Perhaps it's a ploy to lure me in?"

Paige said with a playful tone, "You sent me your books, didn't you? Weren't you trying to make me think more highly of you? Maybe you even wanted to turn me into your fan. Besides, do you really think I'd believe you'd laugh so lewdly for the future of humanity?"

"..."

Adam's lips twitched, but he remained silent.

He can't exactly say, "It's because you acknowledge our friendship that the system rewarded me with a full 6 Wisdom Points, making me overjoyed," can he?

With Paige's intelligence, there's no point in Adam spouting those pretense about the future of humanity anymore.

The truth cannot be told.

Well.

We have no choice but to take the blame.

"Hehe."

Seeing Adam's utterly dejected expression, Paige laughed even harder.

The wedding party was coming to an end.

It's time for the bride's delightful "throwing of the embroidered ball" activity again.

The bride, Linda, holding a bouquet of flowers, glanced at the single women who had already gathered at the wedding party, then glanced at her daughters Paige and Erica, and secretly memorized their positions.

Then turn around.

He held the bouquet above his head and tossed it where Paige and Erica weren't.

Western tradition.

Whoever catches the bouquet thrown by the bride will be the next happy bride.

It's obvious.

Linda doesn't want her two daughters to be picked up now and become the next bride.

Especially her youngest daughter, Paige, who has just come of age.

A girl caught the bouquet and immediately jumped and danced with joy.

What about us?

Some playful young men started to stir things up, demanding to participate in these kinds of activities as well.

Since throwing a bouquet is a blessing for single women.

So naturally there are ways to send blessings to single men.

When Adam understood what kind of blessing they were referring to, his lips twitched, and he secretly decided that he would never participate in such an activity, even if it meant death.

Joke.

The groom takes off the bride's stockings and throws them to single men.

Emmm.

This flavor is so strong!

Especially the relationship between Adam and Paige.

What if it ends up in his hands...

That would be so awkward!

Fortunately.

This kind of activity, which is obviously a bit risqué, is just a regional event organized by some crazy men and has not been recognized by most people.

At the very least.

Adam had attended several weddings, but he had never seen this tradition before.

David, being a decent man, directly refused this kind of extremely disgusting wedding night prank that Adam had seen in his previous life.

The wedding is over.

David and Linda were originally supposed to leave immediately and fly to another city for their honeymoon.

But they had known each other before and had been traveling to various places for a long time, which was like a honeymoon.

David is currently starting a business and obviously doesn't have time to do it again.

Therefore.

After everyone dispersed.

Only Adam and his two pairs of best men and maids of honor, along with the newlyweds, remained.

Everyone gathered together.

We had a good chat.

Period.

Paige brought up the fact that she didn't mind Linda having more children in the future, telling her mother not to worry.

Erica also stated directly that she doesn't care whether she has children or not. After all, she had no presence back then, so what does it matter if she has a few more younger brothers and sisters in the future?

Linda felt both ashamed and gratified.

To still feel such intense love in middle age, she must be head over heels in love with her husband David.

How could she refuse David's expression of wanting to have a beautiful and adorable child like Paige?

However, when it comes to having a second child, one naturally needs to ask for the opinion of the eldest child, Paige.

After all.

For the first eighteen years of her life, she devoted herself to Paige.

Emmm.

At that moment, Linda subconsciously forgot about her real eldest daughter, Erica...