Robin Sparkles and Robin Daggers

January 1, 1999.

The first day of bidding farewell to the old year and welcoming the new.

That's what happened.

Adam's tacit break with Barney cast a shadow over everyone's hearts.

They were also angry with Barney.

But it still hasn't reached that level.

Therefore, I was still quite surprised by Adam's decision.

And what's with the precondition that Barney also has to give birth to a daughter?

Adam probably doesn't really think that Barney, who has a daughter, will become Doting Father, worrying that his daughter will meet a man like him, and then change his ways.

Emmm.

That seems to make sense.

But Barney isn't even willing to date, let alone get married and have children.

It seems we really need to be careful about where we go for gatherings in the future; we can't bring Barney if Adam is there.

Adam didn't say anything more.

The fondness I had for Barney from watching TV dramas in my past life vanished completely after experiencing a series of events firsthand.

Imagine a friend whispering in your ear, repeatedly using extremely vulgar language in public, saying how he wants to do something to your younger sister, and even composing songs about it.

They even included your biological mother.

That's right.

Barney claims that he had an affair with Ted's mother, Mrs. Mosby, in the car on the way to the airport...

Any normal person would punch him in the face; otherwise, they would be completely spineless.

But Ted just smiled helplessly and at most gave a light elbow to tickle her.

Now that things have really come to pass, the vulgar words have come true. Ted first scolded his own sister for being immature, then scolded Barney a few times, and then that was it.

It has to be said.

Ted vs. Barney.

This is true love.

After bidding farewell to Lily and the others, who were filled with mixed emotions, Adam left with Robin.

"I heard there was an explosion at your hospital today?"

Robin sat in the passenger seat, thinking about today's top New York news, "Damn it! When will I get to cover news like this!"

"Don't rush."

Adam comforted him, saying, "This period of reflection is laying the foundation for your future success. I believe you can become the best journalist."

"Yeah?"

Robin couldn't help but laugh.

"Certainly."

Adam smiled and said, "It's so cool that your first reaction was to report this news, rather than how this bomb was made. I really want to make one myself, then I'll know."

"..."

Robin sensed the sarcasm in Adam's words and said with dissatisfaction, "I do like weapons, but not to the extent you described."

"Yeah?"

Adam said in surprise, "I was going to tell you more about it, because I faced it myself and afterwards I heard them talk about the various characteristics of this Rocket Propelled Grenade and how this person made it."

"How did he develop the M9A1 Anti-Tank Rocket Propelled Grenade?"

Robin blurted it out.

Adam smiled without saying a word.

Robin immediately realized he had been tricked.

"You enthusiasts!"

Adam shook his head.

"What's wrong?"

Robin said dismissively, "This was an accident. We just like it, we don't need it to kill anyone."

"He's dead."

Adam gently reminded him, "His wife was almost scared to death, and he left behind three children. He was testing the shot in his backyard. Imagine if it hadn't been a dud and had exploded directly, or if it had exploded while he was making it in his garage, would his children and wife have survived?"

There should be boundaries regarding what can and cannot be played.

Things that are too dangerous, no matter how much you like them, are not suitable as hobbies or toys.

Robin was speechless, but judging from her expression, she still seemed somewhat dismissive.

Gun fanaticism is clearly not something Adam can change with a few words.

Fortunately, Adam was just mentioning it casually and had no intention of changing Robin.

If he really wanted to change Robin, he was confident Robin could do so if he went all out.

Actions speak louder than words!

Where are we going?

Robin then noticed the problem. He first looked out the car window, then at Adam: "This isn't the way to your apartment, is it?"

"Don't come to my apartment tonight."

Adam gave a mysterious smile.

"Where to?"

Robin said in surprise, "It's so cold. Let me make this clear first, I'm not as resistant to the cold as you. Last time in the fall, it took too long, and I caught a cold afterwards. Now, don't even think about it. I have to go to work later."

What are you thinking?

Adam replied playfully, "It's not what you think. I just wanted to go shopping with you and buy you some things."

"Really?"

Robin couldn't believe it.

Previously, her relationship with Adam was either about fighting or on their way to fighting.

What does Adam mean by doing this now?

Do you want to take it a step further?

"Adam, this..."

Robin hesitated for a moment.

"It's true that there's no such thing as this or that."

Seeing Robin's reaction, Adam, fearing things might get out of hand if he continued teasing her, quickly cut to the chase. "I'm going to take you shopping."

"Shopping mall?"

Robin glanced at Adam with a start.

"Yes, it's the shopping mall! Let 'Let's Go to the Mall today!"

Adam winked.

"No!"

Robin finally realized what was happening and refused to accept the fact.

"Oh, yes~"

Adam nodded in agreement with Robin's guess, then pressed the button on the car's TV.

"Please, Mr. Johnson, I know it was my fault, please don't lock me up, okay? Is there anything I can do to make amends?"

On the car's TV screen, a young Robin appeared, wearing a white shirt and plaid skirt, pleading with the male teacher in the classroom, raising an eyebrow and biting her lip to indicate her willingness to compensate...

Emmm.

This is how many action-romance movies start.

"Oh, no!"

Robin reached out to close the switch, but Adam blocked it with one hand.

Do you think it makes sense to shut it down now?

Adam chuckled, "Robin Sparkling?"

Is it Katie?

Robin had no choice but to let the car TV play her music videos.

"I understand. How about I sing you a song?"

The plot took an unexpected turn, surprising everyone; it wasn't an action-romance film at all, but a music video.

Let's all go to the mall together! Today!

Robin danced and sang, displaying her 'seductive' side.

Emmm.

This is a music video specially made to encourage everyone to go shopping at the mall. It is called "Let's Go to the Mall Together" and was Robin's first and most famous song when he was an idol singer in his youth.

"I'm going to kill Katie!"

Although Adam didn't say anything, he just watched the video with a smile, but Robin already had her answer and was going crazy.

Aside from Katie, who came over for Christmas, no one else would show Adam these outdated music videos from all over Canada.

"Isn't this a good thing?"

Adam laughed, "Robin Sparkling is so cute! I've already ordered original silicone bracelets and graffiti jackets for you. I can be your robot friend, and we can rocket together and fly straight into space, dancing and singing among the stars..."

Robin remained silent, his face dark.

"What's wrong? Are you unhappy?"

Adam apologized, "My bad."

As he spoke, he reached out and pressed the in-car TV.

Just as Robin's expression softened slightly, thinking that Adam was still a human being and had voluntarily turned off the TV that was making her feel ashamed, the result almost drove her crazy.

"Since we're not happy today, it's not appropriate for Robin Sparkle to force a sunny attitude. Let's change our style."

Adam pressed the next button.

On the car's TV screen, a scene appeared of Robin going on stage to greet people at the concert.

"No!"

Robin exclaimed in disbelief once again.

"Oh, yes!"

Adam nodded and smiled, "Compared to Robin Sparkling, I prefer..."

The car TV was playing a video of Robin Sparkling saying, "Hello everyone, I'm Robin Sparkling. Actually, I used to be Robin Sparkling, because Robin Sparkling is dead. My new name is..."

At this point, Robin turned around, ripped off her wig and graffiti jacket, revealing a metal punk look, her style suddenly shifting from sunny and sweet to gloomy and mysterious.

"Robin, the Stabbing Knife!!!"

"You are so beautiful... The law cannot stop me from loving you, I will follow you closely, and prohibitions cannot frighten me..."

On the car's TV screen, Robin, transformed into Robin the Stab, is singing wildly.

"Yes, I also prepared this outfit for you."

Adam smiled and said, "This 'PS I Love You' song is way better than 'Let's Go to the Mall,' isn't it? I don't want to say it, but if you're unhappy, I'm really happy."

Robin: "..."

P. S.: Thank you to Shadow's Fantasy for the donation. Tomorrow is 2021, so I wish everyone a Happy New Year in advance!