Barney Not Allowed Inside!

The next day.

Night falls.

Friends Bar.

"Ted looks very nervous."

Marshall, Lily, and Adam sat together, watching Ted sitting alone and waiting, glancing at his watch every now and then.

"I hope he won't say 'I love you' tonight."

Adam joked.

"I hope so."

Lily and Marshall smiled helplessly, "Otherwise, it would be such a pity if this perfectionist was scared off by those words and thought Ted was a frivolous person, and left immediately."

"Isn't that Ted?"

Adam joked.

"Alright, stop teasing him."

Lily urged, "By the way, Adam, while we're at it, why don't you tell us the story of the bee lovers?"

"..."

Adam's lips twitched. "What the hell is this 'Bee Lovers'? It's the Condor Heroes!"

"They're all the same, tell me, tell me!"

Lily urged.

"All right."

Adam had promised them before, so he naturally wouldn't break his word and began to tell them the revised version of the story of the Condor Heroes.

The romantic taboos and legends within elicited gasps of surprise from Marshall and Lily.

Time quickly passed and it was already eight o'clock in the evening.

Ted's perfect type finally walked in, wearing high heels.

"They're here."

Adam noticed immediately, looked her over, and found that she was indeed very beautiful and had a great presence. He quickly stopped reading the novel and reminded Marshall and Lily.

Wow! She looks even younger and prettier than in the photos!

Lily exclaimed.

"Ted is tempted."

Marshall didn't forget to pay attention to his good friend's reaction and keenly sensed Ted's attraction.

"Of course I'd be tempted."

Lily couldn't help but say, "Even I'm tempted when I see it."

"Cough cough."

Adam said helplessly, "Lily, can you be a little more reserved? I know Marshall doesn't care about this, and I know you don't really want to be a lesbian, but don't go too far."

"Feel sorry."

Lily gave an embarrassed smile, "I couldn't help it, I'll try my best."

"They started talking."

Marshall reminded him.

"Sigh, I can't hear their conversation."

Lily glanced over there and complained, "I told you we should sit next to them so we could participate better, but you wouldn't let us."

Please!

Adam scoffed, "You're making such a fuss here. If you were sitting right next to them, do you think Anna Taylor wouldn't notice you? Is this your blind date or Ted's?"

"But I want to hear what they're talking about."

"Lily said urgently."

"Just ask me."

Adam laughed and said, "Lip reading isn't a difficult skill."

"Then read it quickly."

Lily urged.

"They were just exchanging pleasantries."

Adam watched their lips from afar and said, "Ted is using their shared interests to curry favor with Anna. Tsk tsk, how pathetic, like a bootlicker."

"It's very effective, isn't it?"

Marshall disagreed.

"Indeed."

Adam watched Ted and Anna laughing uncontrollably and nodded, saying, "The Dating End Station matching method makes some sense."

If you share enough common interests, even if you don't become lovers, you'll still become good friends.

Just like Howard and Amy in the Big Bang Theory, who had never spoken to each other before, their early teamwork during the treasure hunt game was incredibly awkward.

In the end, it was thanks to Neil Diamond, a singer they both admired, that the awkwardness was resolved.

The two sang their idol's songs while driving, and eventually skipped the treasure hunt game altogether, instead starting a public duet at a bar, having a blast.

This is the Big Bang Theory.

Otherwise, in any other American TV series, Adam suspects that Howard and Amy would have been sparks flying all the way through.

To be honest, when I saw this part in my previous life, Adam really worried for Sheldon, afraid that the screenwriter might have a brain fart and come up with some kind of melodramatic plot.

Don't say it's impossible.

You know, if Howard hadn't met Bernadette, he'd be capable of anything.

He repeatedly harassed Penny in front of Leonard.

They even placed a hidden camera in Penny's home.

When he gets emotional, will he reject Amy?

Amy, while on a business trip with Bernadette, also revealed that she actually had feelings for Howard.

Nothing more!

Sheldon is too passive!

He wasn't even willing to be passive!

Howard is so flashy!

Given her hormonal imbalance, it's understandable that she enjoys this kind of flirtatious behavior.

Emmm.

Of course, Bernadette also had a bit of a crush on the handsome and adorable Sheldon and wanted to teach him a few tricks.

Each has its own merits.

People are all perfectionists.

That's normal.

Fortunately, this is the Big Bang Theory. After Amy and Bernadette exposed their momentary fantasies, they decisively ended the conversation and chose to forget about it.

Otherwise, all sorts of melodramatic combinations would surely follow.

"Huh?"

Adam was reading lips when he suddenly exclaimed in surprise.

"What's wrong?"

Lily immediately pressed for more details.

"Anna is actually an elementary school teacher in town."

Adam exclaimed in surprise, "Monica's family lives in this town."

"An elementary school teacher."

Upon hearing this, Lily's gaze towards Anna became even more captivating. "Hello, elementary school teacher!"

She is also a teacher, and a preschool teacher at that.

Now she'll definitely be able to chat with Anna.

With Robin gone, Lily felt that someone had been chosen to fill the empty spot for her best friend.

"Indeed, it's quite good."

Marshall nodded.

He married a kindergarten teacher, and his good friend Ted will marry an elementary school teacher later.

In the future, their children won't have to worry about kindergarten and primary school at least.

"Oh no, that's not good."

Lily suddenly exclaimed, "Marshall, look!"

Damn!

Marshall then sighed in dismay, "It's Barney. He must have found out that Ted was meeting his perfect match here and came to cause trouble."

Outside the bar's glass window, Barney stood watching Ted and Anna laughing and joking. He tightened his tie, flashed his classic Barney Stinson smile, and walked towards the bar's entrance.

"Don't worry."

Adam laughed and said, "He can't cause any trouble."

What are you planning to do?

Lily looked at Adam with concern, as if she had just thought of something.

"I will do nothing."

Adam smiled.

Marshall and Lily stared intently at the doorway, only to see Barney, a wicked smile on his lips, walk to the door and push it open.

Then.

He was stopped by a tall, strong security guard.

Barney said a few words in annoyance, then took out money from his pocket, starting with $20, then $50, and finally $100.

Unfortunately, Franklin, who had always been successful, failed.

The tall, strong security guard remained unmoved, grabbed Barney by the neck as he tried to force his way in, and threw Barney out.

"Oh no! How could this happen?"

Lily exclaimed, "This is completely illogical!"

In places where connections are required for entry, the security guards will secretly accept money to let people in.

She would even sell her beauty.

Lily once skillfully lifted her shirt in public, got permission from the security guard, and cut in line.

This is similar to Penny's sheer slub top that allowed her to drink alcohol for free.

"You blacklisted Barney, didn't you?"

Marshall guessed the reason.

There's only one reason why the security guards don't accept money.

He can't accept it; if he does, he'll definitely be fired.

Friends Bar is a business that operates by opening its doors, so it's impossible for them to refuse entry. The fact that they are firmly blocking Barney from entering clearly means that Barney is on the bar's blacklist.

Do you think I did something wrong?

Adam laughed.

"Although there were some flaws... this time it was a really well done!"

Lily laughed.

Barney's arrival will definitely ruin Ted and Anna's date.

Because he hates it when Ted is looking for a perfect soulmate, he wants Ted to stay single forever and team up with him to conquer the New York dating scene together.