Inside a small room at the Magic City Night Watchmen office, a middle-aged man in a three-piece suit sat in a chair and said solemnly:
"Ji Dekeng, codename: Gentleman."
"Former Crow City steward..."
Before he could finish, a childish voice interrupted him.
"Shut up, KFC! You're as long-winded as ever!"
As soon as she spoke, the CEO chair in front of Ji Dekeng spun around.
The black CEO chair was huge, a size larger than an ordinary swivel chair, and looked incredibly high-end.
But the person sitting in it was a little too small.
More precisely, way too small.
Her face was childlike, even carrying a little baby fat.
She was a loli, the kind where three years was the minimum sentence and the death penalty was the maximum.
And she wore a cool, expressionless face.
Hot pants, a tight little tank top, and neat short hair—she should have looked like a spicy little hottie.
But her figure was simply far too petite.
"Why so fierce? Come on, let Uncle hold you!" Ji Dekeng said with a smile. "Uncle can lift you up high!"
The cool-faced little loli lightly tapped the armrest of the massive chair with her fingertips, putting on the air of an aloof female CEO. Combined with her childish face, though, she looked rather like a little adult.
"Ji Dekeng, you're really as boring as ever," the little loli said coldly.
"How am I boring? I heard a Peppa Pig watch has been really popular lately. I was even planning to buy you one!"
"Are you looking to die?"
The little loli was so rude, yet Ji Dekeng did not get angry. He pushed up his round-framed glasses, leaned on the Dragon Snake Umbrella, and said, "Little Sakura Ning, never being able to grow up must be quite troublesome, huh? You always have to change identities."
"None of your business," said the little loli called Sakura Ning.
"I just don't get it. Ordinary fox demons have those figures! Those looks! Tsk, tsk, tsk! But why do all of you White Fox clan members stay small? Is your entire clan full of loli lovers?" Ji Dekeng continued to babble to himself.
"KFC!!!" Little loli Sakura Ning slammed the table, her face turning even colder.
Lin Xiaoqi had told Lu Yibai that there were demons within the Night Watchmen, and they had always devoted themselves to the cause of "human-demon harmony."
They were the opposite of the "radicals" among demons who wreaked havoc in the human world. They were close to humans and eager to integrate into human society.
But who could have imagined that the person in charge of the Magic City office, one of the largest offices in the Night Watchmen organization, was actually a white fox!
And a loli fox at that!
"Alright, alright, alright. I'll stop talking nonsense and get to the point," Ji Dekeng hurriedly said as he watched Sakura Ning erupt like a volcano.
Leaning on the Dragon Snake Umbrella, he gently stroked the snake head with his fingers and said in a low voice, "I've found a successor. He has taken over Crow City."
"You? A successor?" Sakura Ning crossed her legs and swung her little feet, looking somewhat surprised. "I introduced so many newcomers to you before, and you weren't satisfied with any of them. I'm really curious. What's so special about him?"
Special? Did being especially useless count?
"There's nothing particularly special about him. He's simply an extremely suitable fit for my line."
Sakura Ning frowned slightly, wrinkles forming on her tiny nose as she lightly patted the CEO chair. "Crow City may be stable, but handing it entirely to a newcomer doesn't seem very appropriate..."
"It's fine. Xiaoqi is there," Ji Dekeng said casually.
"That dead woman didn't come to Magic City with you?" Sakura Ning asked in surprise.
"She's lazy."
"That's true."
"By the way, why do you dislike Xiaoqi so much? Because you'll never achieve her figure in this lifetime?"
"Shut the hell up, you dead gay! Don't think that just because I give you an inch, you can treat yourself like my bestie!"
As she spoke, she furiously stomped her little feet.
Her legs were too short to reach the floor, so she could only kick twice in midair.
"I just don't like that dead woman!"
"Alright, alright, alright."
Still, although she kept calling her a dead woman, it was clear that little loli Sakura Ning trusted Lin Xiaoqi very much.
After calming the anger in her heart, she continued sitting with her legs crossed. "Magic City has gone a full three years without anyone in charge. Making you the steward of Crow City really was beneath your talents. This time, get yourself properly promoted. This position should have been yours to begin with..."
"Alright, alright, alright! I love big cities! There are more like-minded people in big cities too," Ji Dekeng said happily, as gay as ever.
The little loli seemed accustomed to it. She took out a document and said, "Sign it."
After putting away the document Ji Dekeng had signed, she said, "I'm now in charge of the review work for Jiangsu, Zhejiang, and Shanghai. I've been rather busy lately, but when I have time, I'll go assess that newcomer in Crow City."
"Let me make this clear first. If I think that kid doesn't measure up, I'll arrange another steward for Crow City."
Ji Dekeng nodded, looking completely unconcerned.
Yibai, in a few days, you'll receive a delivery containing a little loli. Shipping is even free in Jiangsu, Zhejiang, and Shanghai!
He did not seem worried that Lu Yibai would fail to meet the standards.
"Oh, right. I'll register that newcomer's file first." As she spoke, the little loli reached both hands toward the computer keyboard... but her arms were too short, and she still could not reach it.
She only needed to stretch her legs down and give herself a push, moving the swivel chair closer, but her little feet could not reach the floor either.
So annoying!
"What a hassle," she said coolly as she jumped down from the oversized CEO chair, circled behind it, pushed it forward, then jumped back up onto it.
She performed the entire sequence with extreme proficiency.
Hah! She could finally reach the keyboard.
Being this small was so annoying!
"Name?"
"Lu Yibai."
Tap tap tap, she rapidly typed on the keyboard.
"Codename?"
"Player."
Player—the codename Lu Yibai had ultimately chosen for himself.
The doors of the Magic City office opened several minutes later.
Little loli Sakura Ning strode out in front, looking just like a shrunken delinquent girl.
Ji Dekeng stood quietly behind her, looking somewhat like her butler.
The moment the two appeared, the previously noisy hall quickly fell silent.
After all, one was famously hot-tempered and tsundere, while the other was a legendary figure from Crow City.
Little loli Sakura Ning gave a small cough.
Then, everyone in the hall half-squatted down, just as they would when an instructor shouted "Squat!" during military training.
The little loli did not like looking up at others.
But she really was very short.
She extended her little finger and pointed at Ji Dekeng, the only person besides herself still standing. "I won't introduce him too much. You should all have heard of him."
Everyone present nodded in unison.
A legendary figure! The object of countless people's admiration!
"He will be the steward of all Magic City from now on!" Little loli Sakura Ning announced loudly.
"Whoa!" It was as if the room had exploded in an instant.
A legendary figure was going to be our leader!
Awesome!
"You chat with them. I'm going inside first," the little loli said to Ji Dekeng before walking into her office.
"Come on, come on, stop squatting. Everyone gather around. Let's just have a casual chat," Ji Dekeng said, appearing very approachable.
Then he walked through the crowd, chatting with everyone in a warm and friendly manner.
Though every Night Watchman possessed extraordinary abilities, the organization itself was full of ordinary human warmth. They were no different from regular people. Someone even asked Ji Dekeng, "Boss, want a smoke?"
Ji Dekeng made a full round through the crowd. Everyone felt that their new boss seemed easy to get along with. A legendary figure, yet so kind and approachable—truly a role model for our generation!
Yet quite a few male Night Watchmen were puzzled: had someone just touched my butt?
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