"Is this all of Master Shou's strength?"
"I've gone mad, I really have. I was actually thinking just now about what profound meaning lay in that falling banana. So it was... eggplant! Ahahaha, eggplant!"
"Pure mockery? Xu Xiaoshou really looked down on everyone! If I were Hua Changdeng, how could I endure this? I'd have to chop him apart."
"No, what do bananas and eggplants have to do with each other? They're not even the same species, are they? Why can't I understand?"
"...Fucking eggplant! Get lost!"
The Five Domains erupted completely.
Everyone had been waiting for Master Shou's Sword Ancestor legend. After all, having reached his level, it was perfectly normal for him to know a few secret truths.
Who would have thought that a dog's mouth truly could not spit out ivory? Even facing Hua Changdeng, Master Shou was still making that same damned face.
If he did not act cheap in front of people, he would itch unbearably. "Look, Hua Changdeng's face has gone purple."
"So the correct answer is that after the banana fell downstairs, it turned into Hua Eggplant!"
Before the eyes of all, after Master Shou's joke had wound around for thirty thousand years, even a Holy Emperor's composure shattered with ease.
The moment Hua Changdeng recovered his senses, he unhesitatingly set aside Ba Zunan, his opponent.
When he fixed his gaze on that young man across from him, the fury bursting from his eyes seemed capable of setting all of Lingyu Mountain ablaze.
"Intent Ghost!"
The Red-Character Ghost Talisman at his brow lit up, reflected in Hua Changdeng's faintly reddened eyes, making him seem like a frenzied beast.
A translucent, illusory sword slowly emerged from his brow, its sword aura savage.
Wind and snow raged across Lingyu Mountain. Then, with a thunderous boom,