My Wife is a Villain? The System Wants Me to Pursue Pure Love!
Chapter 166

Fancy Kissing Duel?

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Jiang Junyi wiped his face. A duel can be used like this?

Wan Qingyun smiled from the side, thinking that only the Trio could come up with such an idea.

And if someone agrees, it's a sweet beet.

"Oh well, never mind them, let's go for a walk."

Jiang Junyi sighed and said to Wan Qingyun.

"Let's go take a look over there? It seems like there are quite a few people gathered there."

Wan Qingyun pointed in a direction, her eyes shining.

I feel the unique gossip spirit of the people of Great Xia burning brightly.

When you come abroad, your street hustler tendencies are amplified.

Jiang Junyi's eyes lit up, and he became interested.

If there are onlookers, something must have happened.

"Let's go take a look!"

The two walked toward the crowd to find out what was going on.

As soon as I got close, I heard a commotion.

"You have insulted my duel! I'm going to sue you!"

"Where is this an insult? Are you being sexist?!"

"My hair! I wrote it clearly! Couple, male and female!"

"You only said couples participate, and men and women kiss! You didn't say couples have to be male and female!"

"That's right!"

Jiang Junyi Wan Qingyun exchanged glances and quickened their pace.

Jiang Junyi protected Wan Qingyun as they squeezed through the crowd, where they saw two men arguing heatedly with the souvenir shop owner.

One of the men was holding a wig in his hand.

Boss: "Me! Well, I already said it! It's a man and a woman kissing, is that appropriate?"

"What's wrong with me? Biologically speaking, I am indeed male, but I am actually female at heart."

"You can't just define my gender based on my appearance!"

One of the men spoke in a shrill voice.

Jiang Junyi exclaimed, "No wonder it's abroad, there are hundreds of gender classifications."

Wan Qingyun was somewhat astonished; such a thing actually existed?

There are hundreds of genders?!

Immediately afterwards, the two heard the two men continue speaking:

"Besides, is there really anyone who can pull off this bullshit duel?"

"A kissing contest? You decide the positions? You win if you complete five? Pfft!"

"Is your third pose, 'standing tall and upright,' something a human could come up with?"

The boss crossed his arms and sneered:

"You think you can take away my prized possession so easily?"

"If you're bad at it, practice more; if you can't handle it, don't play!"

Two men. "You!"

Boss: "Fine, I won't argue with you. Just get out of here and stop blocking my business!"

The two men said, "Hmph! Your lousy shop will go out of business one day."

After saying this, the couple left angrily.

The souvenir shop owner calmed down a bit and put on a smile again, "Come and take a look! A battle of fancy kissing! This is the fourth position on my record! Pictures don't lie. If anyone surpasses me, I'll present you with my prized possession— the Ocean Heart."

As he spoke, the shopkeeper took out a small, deep blue bead. Upon closer inspection, it looked as if seawater was flowing within it, possessing an indescribable charm.

Wan Qingyun's expression changed, and she tugged at Jiang Junyi's hand. "Junyi, I feel that this Ocean Heart seems to have my presence in it."

Jiang Junyi leaned closer and whispered, "Your aura?"

"No, rather, it's an aura very similar to mine."

"Is that the power of the Fate Lord?"

Wan Qingyun and Jiang Junyi seemed to think of something at the same time, "Cancer!"

"Looks like we have to get our hands on this," Jiang Junyi murmured.

"Um!"

With that in mind, the two of them walked hand in hand toward the boss.

"Boss, we're here!"

The souvenir shop owner's eyes lit up when he saw Jiang Junyi and his companion. "This is a real couple! They're a perfect match!"

"Thank you." Jiang Junyi nodded with a smile.

"Let me explain the rules. There are five positions in total. After hearing my voice, change your position!"

"One very important point: the two of you must kiss first, and make the corresponding movements while kissing, but your lips must not separate the entire time!"

The owner of the souvenir shop grinned mischievously.

Jiang Junyi's lips twitched. This Duel City is full of superhuman beings. Even kissing tests physical fitness and lung capacity.

"Okay, no problem."

"Five poses are here!"

The two turned to look at a board on one side, on which the corresponding poses were carved.

Jiang Junyi glanced at them and saw that each one was more outrageous than the last; no wonder the two men earlier had been so furious.

"Let's begin."

"Pay first," the souvenir shop owner said with a smile, "Ten thousand Xia Yuan."

Jiang Junyi paid without even blinking.

The souvenir shop owner chuckled and took the money, "Alright, let's get started!"

Jiang Junyi and Wan Qingyun stood facing each other, which was a little awkward, to be honest, since there were quite a few people around.

In front of so many people...

But for the sake of Cancer, Wan Qingyun, as the Fate Lord is determined by Cancer, had no choice but to do this.

"Bring it on!"

Wan Qingyun took a deep breath.

Jiang Junyi, thick-skinned as ever, nodded and kissed Wan Qingyun.

Mmm~ It's still so soft and sweet~

"Tender and inseparable!" the souvenir shop owner shouted out the first gesture.

Wan Qingyun cupped Jiang Junyi's cheeks, then with a slight push of her toes, she leaped up, her long legs wrapping around Jiang Junyi's waist.

After sensing Wan Qingyun's movement, Jiang Junyi slowly squatted down, as if sitting in a chair.

That's right, this is the first action.

"Hmm!"

"Nice!"

Those around them were full of praise for the effortless way the two of them performed the action.

"A beautiful maiden appears!"

Jiang Junyi had one arm around Wan Qingyun 'Wan Qingyun waist and the other around her knee.

With a slight effort, he lifted Wan Qingyun horizontally in front of him, and Wan Qingyun took the opportunity to put her other leg on Jiang Junyi's arm.

Jiang Junyi gently lifted Wan Qingyun up and held her horizontally in front of him.

Of course, he turned his head and kissed Wan Qingyun deeply.

The souvenir shop owner frowned as he watched the two people complete the two actions so easily.

"Standing tall and upright!" the souvenir shop owner shouted.

The two previous players were defeated here.

Honestly, it's not their fault.

This is something no human could come up with!

Jiang Junyi put Wan Qingyun down and stood her on the ground. The two kissed passionately and retreated towards a wall.

When it was almost time, Jiang Junyi patted Wan Qingyun's waist to indicate that they had arrived at their destination.

Wan Qingyun stretched her calves backward, touched the wall, and with a slight effort, stepped onto the wall with both feet.

Jiang Junyi then gently supported Wan Qingyun's waist.

Amidst the astonished gazes of everyone, including the souvenir shop owner, Wan Qingyun retreated step by step, walking up the wall! The angle between the two gradually approached 180 degrees!

That's right!

Standing tall and upright, one is on the ground, and the other is lying down!

Is this even a human being capable of thinking of?

"Ooh ooh ooh ooh!"

When the crowd saw this acrobatic-like movement completed, they all gasped in amazement.

"A couple who are as harmonious as eyebrows!"

The souvenir shop owner gritted his teeth and said.

Wan Qingyun loosened her legs, and Jiang Junyi took the opportunity to wrap his arms around her waist, pulling Wan Qingyun into a deep embrace and kissing her passionately.

Jiang Junyi then sat on the ground, gradually lay down, and placed his hands outstretched on the ground.

Wan Qingyun also placed her hands on the ground, waiting for Jiang Junyi's move.

Jiang Junyi exerted a little force with his palm, and his entire body suddenly lifted into the air, level with the ground.

The same applies to Wan Qingyun!

At this moment, the terrifying physical abilities of the two Grandmaster were fully revealed.

What is this core strength?!

The souvenir shop owner was completely dumbfounded. Making one for a man was one thing, but making one for a woman?!

Is it a person?

The souvenir shop owner, looking utterly dejected, said listlessly, "A kiss, and that's it..."

The two stood up.

Jiang Junyi embraced Wan Qingyun and kissed her deeply.

Their lips parted, and they smiled at each other.

This long, deep kiss, which they hadn't shared in a long time, allowed them to deeply feel each other's attraction once again.

only...

When Wan Qingyun saw the crowd gathered around her, her pretty face flushed red!

What did she just do?!

Wan Qingyun snatched the Ocean Heart from the souvenir shop owner's hand and buried her head in Jiang Junyi's arms.

"Let's go! This is so embarrassing!"

"Hehe~ Everyone, make way~ My wife is shy! Make way! Make way!"

" Jiang Junyi!"

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