"NPCs hunting down players?"
Death frowned as she recalled what Guy had just said. Just then, Guy returned to the bank. When Death saw him, she hurriedly called out, "Wade, do you still remember why you came into this world?"
"Another mission? That last mission already pissed me off, and now there's another?"
Guy looked thoroughly annoyed. "Whatever the mission is, it has nothing to do with me, because I can't remember it. Homelander, you'd better run. If you don't, you'll die too. My buddy Buddy is an upgraded version."
Like the other NPCs, Buddy was now shrouded in green data and hadn't heard Guy.
"You want to kill me?"
Homelander's expression darkened. When had he, the great Homelander, ever fallen this low?
"I'm not the one who wants to kill you. This world does."
Guy put on a dramatic air as he spoke. Death hurriedly said, "Wade..."
"Stop calling me that. I'm not Wade. I'm Guy. In this world, at least."
Guy said, "Let me finish living this life before we talk about anything else. Heh, you must be wondering why I turned Death down. The reason is simple. My character in this world is a heartbroken man, one who's always searching for his soulmate.
"Before my memories return, while I still have these impossibly good looks, I want to have a grand, passionate romance—the kind the whole world watches."
"..."
Death was speechless. Although she didn't mind Deadpool cheating on her, was it really appropriate to say that right to her face?
Homelander didn't want to listen anymore. He turned and left the bank. Guy chuckled, then rode his motorcycle around the city, searching for his soulmate.
Strictly speaking, Guy wasn't supposed to find his soulmate under the original design. However, Keyboard had configured the game so that