"Wasn't Toilet Hero being lame a given?"
Natasha dodged Zombie Natasha's attack, then leaped onto a wall and kicked off it, driving her foot into Zombie Natasha's head. The head flew clean off.
"The me in the Zombie Universe is so pitiful. Not only is her figure worse than mine, she's been playing superhero as an ordinary person all this time."
Natasha landed and shook her head, then joined the new superheroes in fighting the ordinary zombies closing in.
Spider-Man faced Zombie Spider-Man. The two were evenly matched, and their battle between the skyscrapers was especially fierce.
"I finally found a Spider-Man who's on my level."
Spider-Man sighed with feeling. They were all Spider-Man, yet the gap between him and Gwen kept growing. Even he couldn't help feeling a little unbalanced.
Rhodes faced Zombie Rhodes. Looking at the old, original Battle Suit his counterpart wore, which had never been upgraded, he felt a surge of pity.
"Looks like Tony is just as stingy in every universe. If what happened last time hadn't made him feel too embarrassed to refuse, he probably would've gone to his grave without upgrading mine."
Rhodes grumbled inwardly, then fired a succession of energy beams, sending Zombie Rhodes flying all over the place.
Colleen couldn't find her own zombie counterpart, so she faced Iron Fist, Danny Rand. Three seconds later, she cut off his head.
Colleen couldn't help complaining, "You might have been my boyfriend once, but I have to say, you really are too weak."
Without having to worry about the zombie virus, the superheroes quickly gained the upper hand. However, the zombie superheroes had plenty of zombies helping them and weren't so easy to finish off.
"With disasters happening every day in this universe, of course its superheroes are stronger than those in the