Douluo: The System Arrived Ten Thousand Years Early, and I Beat Tang San to a Pulp

Xiao Tian naturally understood that reasoning, but he was a Sword Cultivator. What he valued was charging forward without hesitation and following his heart!

The people from Blue Sunshine Academy might have acted a little arrogantly, but they had not affected anyone else.

Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai were different. They had deliberately provoked trouble, so they needed to be taught a lesson!

In short, Xiao Tian simply found the two of them irritating!

"Master, don't say anything. I know what you want to say. Actually, there's a third option..."

Xiao Tian's eyes darted around.

When Xiao Wu saw that expression on Xiao Tian's face, she knew her brother had come up with another devious idea.

"What?"

Oscar blurted out instinctively.

Xiao Tian said calmly, "Look, Dai Mubai provoked Blue Sunshine Academy's teacher. The difference in their Soul Power is nearly twenty levels. How about this? After we return from this trip to the Star Dou Great Forest, let Teacher Zhao or Dean Flender provoke Sword Douluo. The gap between a Soul Sage and a Titled Douluo is also close to twenty levels. What do you think?

"A Soul Master who doesn't cause trouble isn't a good Soul Master. That's what you said. If you don't even dare provoke a Titled Douluo, then can I take it that... everything you said was complete bullshit? That fundamentally, it was never about improving yourselves, but about bullying the weak and taking pleasure in throwing your weight around?"

As he spoke, Xiao Tian even glanced at Zhao Wuji.

Zhao Wuji's heart skipped a beat. Could this little brat Xiao Tian have discovered something?

Coincidence. It had to be a coincidence!

How could he possibly know that Tang Hao had beaten him up just a few days ago?!

Ning Rongrong added another blow, "Mm-hmm. Then the two teachers should choose the third option. I'd really like to see what kind of progress you can make under Grandpa Sword!"

Ning Rongrong's Little Witch nature was on full display. She found the idea rather amusing.

After several seconds of silence, Flender shot the two of them a glare and said helplessly.

"Mu Bai, Fatty, apologize!"

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Apology, a Little Pranking Trick

"Why?! Teacher, isn't this what you've always taught us?"

Dai Mubai said, somewhat unconvinced.

The strongest among those people before them was only a Soul King. They were no match at all for Flender and Zhao Wuji.

Flender sighed inwardly. If you don't apologize, Jian Daochen Xin will beat me up. How humiliating would that be?

Hm?

Flender's powerful Soul Power Pressure burst forth without restraint. If Dai Mubai dared say one more word, Flender would likely beat him up first!

Tsk...

Left with no choice, Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun reluctantly bowed slightly toward the female students and leading teacher from Blue Sunshine Academy. "Sorry. We were too rash just now!"

Dai Mubai practically forced out those words one at a time, revealing just how unwilling he was.

"You..."

One male student from Blue Sunshine Academy did not want to let Dai Mubai and the others off so easily and was about to speak, but Ye Zhi Qiu stopped him.

Because he had finally remembered who the bespectacled teacher before him was—Flender of the Flying Horn!

That was a Soul Sage-level expert. He had never expected that after disappearing for so many years, Flender had gone off to open an academy in some remote backwater.

This time, Blue Sunshine Academy could only admit defeat.

It was only because several people from Shrek Academy were reasonable that he could leave so safely today. Otherwise, there was no way he would have gotten away unscathed.

"Fine, we'll let this matter end here. Let's go!"

Ye Zhi Qiu waved at his students, preparing to leave the tavern.

"Wait!"

Shao Xin stopped the people from Blue Sunshine Academy and casually tossed over several Sugar Beans that healed injuries.

Ye Zhi Qiu gave the chubby man a deep look, thanked him, and led everyone away.

Flender also forced a smile as he looked at Xiao Tian and Ning Rongrong. "Well? Are you satisfied now?"

Ning Rongrong's lips curled up slightly. "As expected of the dean. You really are reasonable!"

Nothing happened that night. Zhu Zhuqing merely stayed alone in her room at the tavern, silently lost in thought. She seemed to have insomnia...

She was wondering whether she had really been wrong that night.

Early the next morning, everyone set out for the Star Dou Great Forest under Flender's lead.

Because of yesterday's farce, everyone remained rather quiet along the way.

Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu also noticed that the atmosphere between Xiao Tian and Zhu Zhuqing was somewhat subtle, but they were not in a position to say much.

The two of them were actually a little angry at Zhu Zhuqing for taking Dai Mubai's side yesterday.

But they could understand it as well. After all, Zhu Zhuqing and Dai Mubai both came from the Star Luo Empire.

It was normal for her to feel conflicted and uncertain.

But Ning Rongrong herself was from the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, so she naturally disliked the opposing Star Luo Imperial Family.

On their first day in the Star Dou Great Forest, unfortunately, they did not find a Soul Beast particularly suitable for Oscar.

"Master, what kind of Soul Beast do you think would suit me?"

That night, as everyone sat around the fire, Oscar could not help asking Yu Xiaogang.

After all, they had encountered other thousand-year Soul Beasts throughout the day, but Yu Xiaogang had said they should wait a little longer.

After a moment of silence, Yu Xiaogang said, "Your first two soul skills restore Soul Power and stamina, and detoxify. As for your third soul skill, considering the entire team, it should enhance defense, heal injuries, or provide some special support, such as flight, boosts to all attributes, and so on..."

Xiao Tian nodded to himself nearby. To be honest, Yu Xiaogang did have some real knowledge. But when Xiao Tian thought about how Oscar would most likely obtain the Flying Mushroom Sausage just as in the original story, he felt it was rather underwhelming.

It was not that the Flying Mushroom Sausage was bad. It was useful to the Shrek Seven Monsters in the early stages, but because of its two limitations—"it can only fly for one minute" and "the Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent specializes in speed"—it would basically become useless later on.

Once Soul Masters reached the Soul Sage realm, they could briefly hover in the air. As for the speed a Soul Douluo or Titled Douluo could unleash through their own flight, there was no way a thousand-year Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent could compare.

In Xiao Tian's view, it would be perfect if Oscar's third soul skill could grow stronger as his level increased, improving the sausage's effects.

Like how Xiao Wu's first soul skill gained one percent more flexibility for every level she advanced.

For example, each additional level of Soul Power could increase the flight duration of his third soul skill by ten seconds...

Still, soul skills were inherently uncertain. As long as it could serve some purpose in the early stages, that was good enough.

The greatest advantage of Food System Soul Masters was that they could produce large amounts of food in a short time.

Armies and sects were where they truly belonged.

Suddenly, Xiao Tian came up with another little prank idea. With a mischievous grin, he looked at Yu Xiaogang and said, "Master, do you want to break through to level thirty?"

The moment he said that, everyone's attention turned toward him again.

Flender's mouth twitched. What was this troublemaker planning now?

Yu Xiaogang's heart thumped, and he asked tentatively, "What method do you have?"

Xiao Tian said calmly, "Why are you all making those faces? Don't worry, my idea this time is perfectly serious. We'll be responsible for restraining this thousand-year Soul Beast, while Master will be responsible for hunting it and wearing down its stamina.

"With Master's strength, killing the Soul Beast isn't the main point. The main point is to exhaust all the Soul Power in your body within a short time, restore it with Oscar's sausages, then exhaust it again. Repeat that over and over. Maybe it'll produce some unexpected results?"

Tang San considered Xiao Tian's method slightly. It seemed... feasible!

It was like forging iron—repeatedly hammering it to improve one's Soul Power. But his teacher had remained at level twenty-nine for so many years. The chances of this method succeeding still felt rather low.

Yu Xiaogang's expression changed. Xiao Tian's method sounded good, and with two Soul Sages, Flender and Zhao Wuji, present, his life would not be in danger. But wouldn't that mean he had to summon Luo Sanpao in front of everyone? Wouldn't he lose all face?

"Teacher, I think it's worth trying! When the time comes, I'll use Blue Silver Grass to help restrain it!"

Tang San said sincerely. He also hoped that his teacher could break through.

Although Yu Xiaogang was his theory teacher, who would not want their teacher to be powerful?

Xiao Tian added from the side, "You can use Blue Silver Grass to block the Soul Beast's path, but it's best not to bind it completely. Otherwise, it won't serve the purpose of training Master."

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The Blind One Had Spotted the Key Detail

Xiao Tian looked at Tang San and continued, "Oh, right. It's best to use those Hidden Weapons of yours to assist as well. Those Hidden Weapons should preferably be poisoned, so they can help Master wear down the Soul Beast's stamina and create a balance between the two."

Tang San thought about it. It did seem to make sense. He could also use this opportunity to practice some more advanced Hidden Weapon techniques.

He had already become extremely proficient with basic Hidden Weapon techniques, but techniques such as Bat Wing Reincarnation and A Thousand and One Nights were still unfamiliar to him, especially the latter.

After all, back then, he truly had not possessed enough Hidden Weapons to use and practice with.

Yu Xiaogang looked around. Everyone seemed to support the idea, and bitterness rose in his heart.

Looks like today will be another day of humiliation...

Helplessly, Yu Xiaogang then began explaining the abilities of his Martial Soul, Luo Sanpao, to everyone.

Ning Rongrong frowned. "Master, can your Luo Sanpao really only fart? One soul skill being a fart would be one thing, but both of them are?"

Yu Xiaogang nodded awkwardly.

Ning Rongrong was not deliberately trying to mock Yu Xiaogang's Martial Soul. It was just that this ability was truly... far too bizarre.

No wonder Yu Xiaogang had been so reluctant whenever asked to display his Martial Soul.

At that moment, an abrupt voice rang out. "Master, I have a question. Why do you only feed Luo Sanpao White Radish? Don't tell me that just because it makes him fart more, you've been making Luo Sanpao eat vegetarian food all this time?

"Although he looks like a pig, that doesn't mean he's a herbivore, does it? There's still a trace of True Dragon Bloodline flowing through him."

Xiao Tian looked at Oscar in surprise. Blind one, you've spotted the key detail!

Silence was Cambridge tonight~~

Xiao Tian decided to add another blow.

"Yes, Master. Since you come from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, even if your Martial Soul underwent a malignant mutation, Luo Sanpao still has dragon blood flowing through him in essence. So why not feed him some Sub-Dragon Meat?

"I've heard of the Golden Iron Triangle. The Golden Sacred Dragon formed by your Trinity Fusion Technique—Master, it was formed with your Luo Sanpao Martial Soul as its foundation, wasn't it?

"Have you never considered why? After all..."

Xiao Tian stopped there. After all, you were merely a two-ring Soul Grandmaster. With the other two Soul Masters both being Soul Sages, why would you be the foundation?

Under normal circumstances, in a Martial Soul Fusion Skill, whoever was stronger would be the foundation.

Just like Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong's Martial Soul Fusion Skill in Douluo II. At first, Wang Dong had been the one leading it, but under Sky Dream Ice Silkworm's influence, Huo Yuhao became the lead for almost all of them, with only one still led by Wang Dong!

Yu Xiaogang instantly fell into deep thought. He had never truly considered why he was the foundation before.

Because the Golden Sacred Dragon formed by the three of them was less a Martial Soul Fusion Skill and more a Trinity Fusion Technique. Luo Sanpao served as the vessel, changing his original appearance and allowing him to evolve!

Wait!

Evolve?!

A sudden flash of inspiration struck Yu Xiaogang's mind. It felt as if he were about to grasp something.

He felt like he was about to grow a brain!

But Flender interrupted that train of thought.

"Little Gang, Xiao Tian makes sense. Since we're already out here, after helping Oscar obtain his Third Soul Ring, we'll find you a thousand-year Sub-Dragon Soul Beast and use its meat as Luo Sanpao's daily food. Let's see whether your Soul Power will increase because of it."

Xiao Tian was not trying to help Yu Xiaogang increase his Soul Power. He was simply curious himself—if Luo Sanpao ate Sub-Dragon Meat, would he undergo some changes because of it?