Hurry Up and Give Me That Back

"Ugh..."

In the dim room, only a faint light emanated from the display screen. The sounds of "papapa" and "zizi" were the only sources of noise besides the audio from the headphones.

Hua Xin quickly took out the white strategic supplies as he was about to reach the peak of the mountain, then let out a long sigh.

Life, sometimes it's like the sky is blue waiting for rain, and I'm waiting for you. This requires...

Ugh.

A sense of guilt washed over him. Looking at the scene of intense activity, it suddenly felt uninteresting again.

Bang.

After a casual wipe.

The crumpled paper was accurately thrown into the trash can.

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He picked up the full bottle of Binglu and chugged it down. Feeling a bit tired, he pulled up his shorts, turned off the action movie that was playing, and Hua Xin walked unsteadily off the gaming chair, then dove onto the bed.

The emptiness after the pleasure surged into his heart all at once.

Hua Xin felt somewhat numb.

"Today's first four times..." His whole body felt exceptionally weak, and Hua Xin mumbled unconsciously.

Can't go on like this anymore... If it continues, I'll just become a "butterfly" lying in bed...

But no matter what, every time he browsed videos, he would drool over the dances of the "bloggers" in various outfits.

Burying his head in the pillow, covering his navel with the small quilt, Hua Xin lay on his small bed, picked up his phone, and glanced at it.

2:24.

Not a single message.

Dead.

Loneliness, as always.

He closed his eyes, and sleepiness surged like a tide. The recent exhilarating battle had indeed consumed a lot of his energy.

Coupled with the debuff of staying up late, Hua Xin was already on the verge of sudden death.

"Starting tomorrow, I will definitely quit sex, exercise, stop playing games, and overcome social anxiety..."

His consciousness gradually faded into nothingness. Holding a plushie of a certain two-character game in his arms, he slowly drifted off to dreamland.

However, as he fell into a deep sleep...

His body began to undergo earth-shattering changes.

***

Morning. The bright sunlight couldn't penetrate the pitch-black curtains. The swelling sensation in his lower body made Hua Xin frown. Groggily, he got up and walked to the bathroom.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Waiting.

A routine repeated for over a decade, with no possibility of error.

Wait...

Hua Xin stood in place again, feeling impatient.

No, why does it feel so unfamiliar? I'm about to lose it! Hua Xin impatiently used his "Appraisal" skill!

Ugh.

It still seemed like nothing.

Huh?

His drowsy eyes instantly lost all sleepiness. He immediately lowered his head and looked fuzzily. The sleepiness in his eyes gradually turned into shock.

He saw that his stomach, usually flat as always, was whiter than before. But it wasn't just one spot that seemed whiter... It was one of the Four Great Divine Beasts of White!

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"Am I dreaming???" It looks so good... I want to...

Want your ass!????

Where the hell is my little brother???

Hua Xin's eyes widened, his face full of shock as he looked at the companion that had been with him for a full nineteen years of his life, now replaced by something he only liked to see in certain... data files.

It must be an illusion.

Haha, it's normal to be seeing blurry things right after waking up.

Hua Xin calmly pulled up his shorts and walked to the faucet, intending to wash his face and clear his head.

Cool, refreshing water easily wakes one up from drowsiness.

"Sigh, I really can't do it anymore. What the 'Quit Lust' forum said about memory loss and blurry vision, kidney deficiency, is true..."

"I'm so pathetic. How could I be so addicted to lust every day? Today I'll download 'Righteousness.' In September, I won't... It's okay, it's okay, it's all a dream..."

"Strange, why does this voice sound so nice?"

Hua Xin muttered to herself, trying to stay calm despite sweating profusely, as she looked at her noticeably smaller, fair, and slender hands with distinctly defined bones.

What were those two slime-like things on her chest? She could see the proud peaks just by lowering her head slightly. She seemed to have overlooked this when she wanted to relieve herself earlier.

Haha?? I must have gone crazy thinking about touching 'Lei' (lightning/electricity, likely a euphemism).

Last night, I didn't release completely, meow.

What's wrong with me? Why am I dreaming about 'Da Lei' (big lightning/electricity) coming to me?

In the summer, she often just wore shorts, her upper body always bare. That visually impactful scene could never be mistaken for a dream.

Turning off the faucet, Hua Xin silently closed her eyes and pinched her arm.

A faint bluish mark instantly appeared on her delicate skin, showing how hard she had pinched.

It hurt...

It hurt a lot...

She opened her eyes, her neck twisting stiffly like a malfunctioning machine, and looked at the mirror on her right.

The reflection showed a beautiful girl who looked like a lustful lunatic, eating and naked.

Her unadorned, exquisitely beautiful face was unnaturally pale, likely due to a long-term irregular sleep schedule and malnutrition. Water droplets still clung to her eyelashes, which were like winding green vines. Her slightly parted cherry lips were now ajar, appearing exceptionally alluring.

A cascade of pure black hair was casually spread over her shoulders and around her ears. Her eyes, like black gemstones, conveyed shock and disbelief.

Who is this?

Hua Xin rubbed her eyes fiercely, then pinched her nose and held her breath, attempting to wake herself up by suffocating in the "dream."

Two and a half minutes later.

"Cough, cough, cough, cough..."

The girl's eyes snapped open, and she greedily gasped for fresh air. Then, she turned her head to look at the mirror again.

If nothing unexpected happened, then something unexpected did happen.

The reflection in the mirror hadn't changed.

Hua Xin twitched the corner of her mouth, then stuck out her tongue, closed one eye, and winked, making a peace sign next to her face in a cute pose.

Ciallo～(∠?w< )⌒☆

Her sweet, ethereal voice filled the soundproof bathroom, echoing and replaying as if on a loop.

Her heart stopped. The cuteness was overwhelming.

Hua Xin fell silent once more.

"Eat grapes, don't spit the skin; don't eat grapes, spit the skin. Eight hundred soldiers gallop north on the slope... 3.141592653579..."

After a moment of brain freeze and a very strange act, the beautiful girl in the mirror finally stopped reciting.

Silence.

She walked to the innermost stall, intending to take down the short-sleeved shirt hanging there.

The height that was easily within reach before was now much farther away.

??.

She stood on tiptoe, barely managing to reach it.

After putting on the half-sleeved shirt, her first priority was to take care of the physiological issue that had disturbed her beautiful dream.

But just as she was about to get up, Hua Xin saw the toilet paper on her left and sat back down.

?? also needs to be wiped.

Still silent, she walked out of the bathroom, kicked aside the water bottle that was in her way, and headed straight for her computer desk. Various sundries were scattered across it, including half a bucket of unfinished white paint.

Her ID card was pressed under the mousepad. Hua Xin took a deep breath and slowly slid the card out.

"Hua Xin, Male."

Looking at the text on the card, she then lowered her head to look at the swell of her chest and the slender limbs under her shorts.

Haha...

She let out a dry laugh.

Then, she yanked down her shorts.

The ?? was nowhere to be found.

A tear as large as a bean slowly slid down the girl's face. The deafening sound echoed throughout the small bedroom:

"My little brother, ahhhhhh!"

I'll never do it again, please don't run away from home, sob sob sob sob sob sob sob.

Hua Xin hugged her head, sobbing.

"Please come back... I'll never abuse you again??????."