Potato chips, happy fat-boy soda, a powerful little fan for nine-nine free shipping, and several empty instant noodle buckets were piled on a second-hand desk salvaged from Xianyu.
A cheap, two-piece wooden phone stand held Hua Xin's eight-handed tablet and Da Mi phone, which had half a cracked screen, in front of her.
The tablet was playing her favorite anime, but Hua Xin, deeply worried, couldn't muster any interest.
After scrolling down the webpage one more time, the girl leaned back in her creaking chair and sighed heavily.
"Does cross-dressing too much cause sex changes?"
"How do I find my bull when it runs away?"
"Is it normal to turn into a girl after waking up?"
"How can I join the Super Mysterious Natural Investigation Team?"
"Do supernatural phenomena really exist?"
"How many stars worth of monsters do I need to sacrifice to summon God?"
Overlapping web windows filled the screen. Hua Xin listlessly placed her hand on the slime.
She instinctively squeezed it.
Soft...?? The texture feels so good...
But she suddenly snatched her hand back as if electrocuted, her face flushing visibly.
"Hua Hua Hua, Hua Xin..."
"What have you done!"
The girl stood up from her chair, her face a mask of anger. The slime jiggled with her movement.
She clenched her fists.
Then, in a fit of rage, she unleashed her fury.
But she had to admit, touching it was completely different from touching a man's...??.
Sigh...
Before, this t-shirt was a bit small, but now it was loose and baggy.
Hua Xin silently adjusted the oversized t-shirt and sat back down, her fingers flying across the keyboard with the words "Qing Hua Tong Fang" printed on it.
"A girl's high skill is truly unlimited..."
Smack!
She slammed the delete key.
"What am I even doing?"
Hua Xin clasped her head in her hands, looking utterly dejected.
Her gender hadn't changed on her ID card, nor on her household registration...
So why had only she changed?
Since supernatural powers hadn't altered these documents, it meant that her current state was entirely because her bull couldn't take it anymore and ran away.
"Wuwu..."
The girl ran her fingers through her hair, unable to accept this reality.
Why would a plot that only happened in novels happen to her!
She hadn't found any strange stones, nor touched any weird cards, and she certainly hadn't wished to become a beautiful girl to any god!
She had only done what every man would do!
??????
"My brother's...??..."
What should she do?
The internet only offered diagnoses of terminal illness and delusional disorder, with no useful information at all.
"It's over..."
"I'm still...??!"
In her nineteen years, she hadn't even held a girl's hand, nor experienced the "stopping at Maple Forest at Dusk" that she had always longed for.
Well, even if she looked like this, no one would like her anyway.
Hua Xin chuckled self-deprecatingly.
She had always been like a rat in a sewer, only able to peek into other people's lives.
Slumped back in her chair, becoming a beautiful girl didn't seem as hard to accept as it did at first.
The small fan blew on her, and her hair gently swayed with the airflow. Hua Xin reached out and tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, like the girls in videos and anime.
"So this is what long hair feels like..."
Hua Xin nodded.
It's no different from having short hair.
"What do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do..."
The girl, utterly dejected, draped her legs over the desk, her slender arms spread wide in complete surrender.
She should first sort out the reasons for this situation.
1. She orgasmed four times last night. 2. Her dick disappeared today. 3. She can't think of anything else.
Okay, sorting complete. It's obvious at a glance, a pure miracle.
Wait... miracle?...
"System!"
"Sovereign!"
"..."
Hua Xin suddenly shouted loudly with a serious expression, but nothing happened.
Haha, now she's completely screwed.
The girl tilted her head, completely giving up the struggle.
In a world where even animals aren't allowed to become spirits, this kind of thing happened out of nowhere. Five whole hours had passed since morning.
Not a single bit of progress.
Not a single sliver of hope to change back.
Wait! Change back...
Blind spot, you found it, Watson!
Hua Xin suddenly perked up, and a bold plan sprang to mind.
Looking at the pair of fair, slender legs in her line of sight, and the small, delicate feet crossed together, as sweet and delicious as ice cream...
She reached out and touched them.
The smooth skin was so pleasant to the touch.
Gulp.
The girl swallowed.
If such perfect legs really appeared before her, she would definitely go up and lick them without hesitation.
Too bad they were hers now.
She put her legs down, Hua Xin moved her chair back to the computer.
The sound of typing filled the air as the girl clicked on the most effective place to ask for help.
Searching, "Transformed into a Beautiful Wife Novel Bar."
「Discussion Post」What would you do if you woke up the next day as a beautiful girl after orgasming four times?
Click to publish.
Sigh...
Does it really have to be like this...
It would take a long time for the post to get a reply, and before she got an answer, she had to put her guess into practice.
Since she lost her that and became a girl because she orgasmed four times...
Then what if she did it four more times now?
"I might really be a genius, huh? ??" Thinking this, Hua Xin couldn't help but laugh proudly.
She checked if the curtains were drawn properly. The tissues needed for battle were faithfully standing guard by the bedside, ready to clean up the battlefield after the war.
She placed a pillow at the head of the bed, propping herself up. The soft touch calmed her nerves a little.
It's okay...
It's not like she hadn't done this before; it was just a different method now.
Let's get a head start...
Hua Xin let out a long sigh, her expression firm and tinged with curiosity as she shed her boxer briefs.
Hiss...
She couldn't see the other side.
However... this house was indeed the layout she liked.
Then Hua Xin twitched her lips. When something you like appears on yourself, it's an indescribable feeling.
Despair yet joy.
Joy yet sorrow.
Calmly taking out her phone, the girl expressionlessly snapped a photo with a click.
Magnifying the photo for a closer look…
Oh.
????????
This is too much.
Hua Xin puffed out her chest twice, glaring at the photo on her phone and taking two deep, resentful breaths.
Why…
Why is it so perfect.
Closing her eyes, Hua Xin tremblingly extended her right index finger.
Her heart pounded as if it would leap out of her chest.
"Eeeek!?"
What is this feeling.
It's ruined, it's ruined, it's ruined, it's ruined, it's ruined, it's ruined, it's ruined, it's ruined…
"Haa…" She exhaled a trembling syllable, her eyes misting over with a pitiable haze.
"There… there are still three more times."
I will definitely, definitely change back.
Right?
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