Guys don't pretend to be girls????Wife scolds me, look at my legs????

"When it comes to fashion for us girls, we need to look pretty. Don't pay attention to those Shrimp Head Men's disgusting gazes. As independent women of the new era, we should have freedom in our fashion choices. Sisters, wear whatever you want..."

Hua Xin let out a cold laugh and swiped away the video.

She had frequented places like the 'Anti-War Bar', 'Grandson Bar', 'Marriage Bar', 'Original Inner Bar', 'Li Yi Bar', 'Beautiful Feet Like Spring Bar', 'Nuclear War Shelter Bar', 'Arknights Foot Odor Bar', 'Thunder Fire Sword Bar', 'Chasing the Star Boy Bar'... and so on. As someone who frequented these places, how could she, a handsome individual, be brainwashed and misled by this obviously XXN blogger?

Besides, she had clearly searched for "women's fashion," so why was this person launching into a long speech? If you're not showing off your legs or your chest, who's going to watch?? (She slammed the table in annoyance.)

But, in a way, that Shrimp Head Woman wasn't entirely wrong.

If she didn't have freedom in her clothing choices, where would she go to see those incredibly alluring cosplayers in Music Software? Who would please me??

As she thought about it, a teacher with a little dress, black stockings, a shark tail, and a pure black collar around her neck swayed her waist charmingly and shyly to the rhythm of the background music on the screen...

Ah?? Isn't this the Shark Girl from ZZZ? Even though she doesn't play it, she's cute. I want to...

The little brother, who had chased freedom and flown away on wings, seemed to have returned to the girl's side, standing tall and erect once more...

Hua Xin couldn't help but reach her hand down, and then... and then...

There was no then (silence).

(Are you dreaming???)

Wiping away her drool, the girl continued to scroll through videos (in tears).

"Tips for meeting your boyfriend! Sisters, today I discovered a new Attack Speed Set. Just wear a layer of black stockings under your jeans or sweatpants, and then casually reveal them at the hotel. It'll boost his combat power by a whole box..."

"?"

The girl felt that the little brother who had already left her was now even further away.

No...

I searched for women's fashion!!!

What "tips for meeting your boyfriend"?? I'm really going to kill you all and bury you in a pit?? It's only because I'm being merciful and kind. (The rage of a single person.)

Besides, where would I even get a boyfriend???

I'm a guy!!!! (Tsundere face)

"Latest Hextech! Invincible lift, instantly turns A into E!!! Sisters, I recently found a super useful..."

Hua Xin twitched the corner of her mouth, then as if suddenly recalling some past scenes, she pushed her keyboard forward, puffed out her chest, lifted her head, and moved her body forward.

Duang duang (placed on the computer desk.)

Ah... my body feels so light...

The girl let out an unintelligible sound of relaxation, looking proudly at the sales blogger on the video.

"Heh heh, Hextech? I'm pure, pure, pure natural. I'm a numerical monster in this version, do I need this kind of thing? (Disdain)"

Next!

"How to quickly win your boyfriend's heart? After a month of research, I finally found our ultimate answer. Unbeatable feel, silent and smooth, with a hazy open... one-piece white stockings..."

"Slap."

The girl, somewhat speechless, closed the software.

She understood it all, she knew it all, she had seen it all, and she liked it all.

But she only liked it when it was worn by others, when they were filled with cream puffs and cried "ying ying"!!!

I'm looking for outfits that can be worn outside...

What to match?...

Hua Xin straightened her back, and the familiar heavy feeling once again displayed its due strength, accompanied by gravity.

She just searched out of a whim... She definitely wasn't thinking of cross-dressing herself.

The girl's gaze shifted to the side, looking at the unfashionable clothes stuffed in the corner, a sense of security filled her heart.

"As expected, it's you old friends who are reliable..."

"Beep beep beep, cough cough."

Just as Hua Xin sighed, a QQ message notification sound came from the computer.

"They... they replied?"

"Hurry up and cash out, old man."

A faint blush of shame appeared on the girl's face, but her eyes still held a tsundere expression.

Number One Son Online: "Not dealing."

"?"

Hua Xin's originally happy little face instantly turned silent. The faint blush gradually deepened (40°).

Number One Son Online: "You think I'd believe you if you suddenly used a voice changer to say you're a girl and then fell in love with me?"

(50°)

Number One Son Online: "No, have you been playing with cats too much? Do you even remember what the 'er' sound for Wrist Master is?"

Number One Son Online: "Not answering? Let me tell you, I'll kill you no matter if you're a guy or a girl??"

Number One Son Online: "Forget about your little tricks. Why don't you just tell me you're a tea seller who lives with your grandpa."

Number One Son Online: "Where'd you buy that voice changer? The effect is actually pretty good, it even helped me out. Here's some advice: if you're bad, practice more. One day you'll realize you'll never reach Master."

"Ahhh?? Ahhhhh?? Ahhhhhhhhh?????? Ahhhhhhhhh??!!!!! (The water is boiling)"

The girl's chest heaved up and down, her breaths ragged. The frustration in her eyes could no longer be contained as she violently bounced on the bed, furiously taking it out on the comforter.

I'm so angry, I'm so angry, I'm so angry... If I could, I'd punch this jerk and kill him, kill, kill, kill, kill (taking a deep breath)...

"Beep beep beep."

The message notification sounded again.

Just wait for death... I really...

Hua Xin angrily sat back in her chair. Just as she was about to unleash her fury, she suddenly remembered her ultimate goal.

The flushed red of her face finally cooled down a bit.

Impatience leads to the ruin of great plans, impatience leads to losing big money, impatience leads to complete defeat...

How could she lose her composure first... Haha... I'm not angry at all...

Number One Son Online: "If you're really a girl, call me 'Husband' and show me a picture of your legs. Don't type, I don't have time for you."

"Prison brother."

Hua Xin's sanity finally vanished completely after the last two words the other party spoke. She grabbed her phone, her voice filled with unrestrained anger as she cursed.

Invincible Cat Fist: "You piece of trash??? parasite?? pervert???? piece of scum?? disgusting?? Shrimp Head Man, go die!!"

"You want to see my legs??? I'll stomp you to death, you pervert!!" As she spoke, she stomped her feet on the floor, as if she were actually stepping on Xia Yan.

After a string of "friendly" greetings, the girl slumped back into her chair, feeling somewhat drained.

I messed up... but it felt good too...

While she was mentally congratulating herself on the satisfyingly violent outburst, she also remembered her original intention: to make this damn thing fall hopelessly in love with her and shower her with gifts.

(Crying...)

Meanwhile, Xia Yan held a bag of steamed buns and soy milk in one hand while holding his phone in the other.

"Buzz buzz."

Still not convinced, huh...

He's already so aggressive, why is he pretending to be a girl? Is he exposed and can't keep up the act anymore?

Xia Yan raised an eyebrow as he looked at the two voice messages. He tapped one open and held the phone to his ear.

(After the girl's "friendly limited reward")

Xia Yan: "..."

Good thing I don't have the habit of using speakerphone...

The voice really doesn't sound like a voice changer. Stable breathing, sweet tone, clear pronunciation, no static, and accompanied by the sound of stomping.

Is she really a girl??

He frowned. The other party's previous words really didn't sound like a girl's.

But if she's an internet addict... it's not impossible.

Xia Yan calmly typed a line of text, then put his phone in his pocket and continued walking as if nothing had happened.

His expression was completely unchanged, as handsome and composed as ever.

"Beep beep, cough cough."

Hmm? Could it be him again...

The girl reluctantly opened the message, her eyes filled with exhaustion.

My physical fitness is too weak. Just playing the game daily doesn't improve my stamina at all.

Number One Son Online: "Wife, curse me a few more times?? I like listening to it, and then show me your legs??."

Hua Xin: "?"