"Us girls have to dress beautifully, you know. Don't pay attention to those disgusting looks from disgusting men. As independent women of the new era, we have the freedom to dress however we want. Sisters, wear whatever you want..."
Hua Xin sneered coldly and swiped past the video.
She had hung around all sorts of online communities: the Anti-Bar, the Grandson-Bar, Marriage Bar, the Original Inner-Bar, Li Yi-Bar, Beauty Feet Like Spring-Bar, Nuclear War Shelter-Bar, Arknights Stinky Feet-Bar, Thunderfire Sword-Bar, and "The Boy Chasing the Stars"... As an experienced handsome guy, how could she possibly be brainwashed and manipulated by this obviously misandrist blogger???
Besides, she had clearly searched for women's outfits. Why launch into a long-winded speech right from the start?? If you don't show your legs or reveal anything, who's going to watch?? (Slams table in fury.)
But to some extent, that disgusting woman wasn't wrong.
If there were no freedom to dress, where would she get to watch all those incredibly lewd cosers on Music Software??? Who would please this emperor??
As she thought about it, a teacher wearing a little skirt, black stockings, and a shark tail, with a pure-black collar around her neck, appeared on the screen. Swaying her waist seductively and shyly to the rhythm of the background music??...
Huh?? Wasn't that the Shark Girl from their ZZZ? She didn't play the game, but she was cute, and Hua Xin wanted to??...
The bull that had already spread its wings and flown toward freedom seemed to have returned to the girl's side, standing tall and proud once more...
Hua Xin unconsciously reached downward with her hand, and then... then...
There was no then. (Silence.)
(Dream on???)
She wiped away her drool and continued scrolling through videos, tears in her eyes.
"Little tips for meeting your boyfriend! Sisters, I discovered a new Attack Speed Set today. Just wear a layer of black stockings beneath your jeans or track pants, then accidentally let them show at the hotel. I guarantee his combat power will rise by a whole tier..."
"?"
The girl felt that the bull which had already left her was now even farther away.
No...
I searched for women's outfits!!!
What the hell are these little tips for meeting your boyfriend??? I'm really going to slaughter all of you and bury you in a pit?? I've been too merciful and compassionate. (The fury of a single dog.)
Besides, where would I get a boyfriend???
I'm a man!!!! (Pouting face.)
"Hextech's latest technology! Invincible gathering! Instantly turn an A into an E!!! Sisters, I recently discovered something incredibly useful..."
Hua Xin's lips twitched. Then, as if she had suddenly recalled some scenes she had witnessed in the past, she pushed the keyboard forward, puffed out her chest, and shifted her body forward slightly.
Duang duang. (Placed on the computer desk.)
Ah... My body feels so light...
The girl let out a meaningless sigh of relief and looked proudly at the product-peddling blogger in the video.
"Heh heh, Hextech? I'm completely, purely natural—a monster created by the current version's stats. Why would I need that kind of thing? (Disdain.)"
Next!
"How can you quickly win your boyfriend's favor? After a month of research, I finally found the ultimate answer. Unbeatable texture, smooth and silent, a one-piece white-stocking hazy opening..."
"Slap."
The girl shut off the software, utterly speechless.
She understood it all. She knew it all. She had seen it all, and she liked it too.
But she only liked it when it was worn by someone else, who had been stuffed full until they turned into a cream puff and then whimpered and complained!!!
She wanted something she could actually wear outside. An out...
fit for what?...
Hua Xin straightened her back. The familiar heaviness once again demonstrated its proper power under the pull of gravity.
She had only searched it up on a whim to take a look... It wasn't as though she wanted to try wearing women's clothes too.
The girl turned her gaze aside. Looking at the horribly unfashionable clothes crammed into the corner, she felt an overwhelming sense of security rise in her heart.
"Of course, I can still count on you old comrades..."
"Beep beep beep. Ahem."
Hua Xin had just finished sighing when the message notification from QQ sounded on the computer.
"H-He replied?"
"Hurry up and explode some gold coins, you old geezer."
A faint blush born of embarrassment rose on the girl's face, but her eyes still held a stubborn, haughty look.
Number One Son Online: "Not interested."
"?"
The happy expression on Hua Xin's little face instantly fell silent, and the faint blush gradually deepened. (40°.)
Number One Son Online: "You think I'll believe that a Foot-Picking Big Man suddenly using a Voice Changer to claim he's a girl means I'll fall in love with you?"
(50°.)
Number One Son Online: "What, did playing with cats make you stupid? Do you even know what Wrist Master's ult is called anymore?"
(60°.)
Number One Son Online: "Not answering? I'm telling you, whether you're a man or a woman, I'll kill you all the same??"
(70°.)
Number One Son Online: "Forget it with a scam like yours. You might as well tell me you sell tea and live alone with your grandfather."
(80°.)
Number One Son Online: "Where'd you buy that Voice Changer? The effect is actually pretty good, so you did help me out a little. Here's some advice: if you're bad, practice more. One day, you'll discover that you still can't climb to Master."
(Critical hit, 100°.)
"Ahhh?? Aaaaaah?? Aaaaaaaaaah?????? Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh??!!!!! (Water boiling.)"
The girl's chest heaved up and down as she took uncontrollable deep breaths. The frustration in her eyes could no longer be suppressed. She leaped onto the bed and furiously pummeled the blanket.
I'm so pissed, I'm so pissed, I'm so pissed... I'll punch this piece of trash to death???? I'll shark, kill, murder, slaughter, kill— (Gasping for breath.)
"?? Beep beep beep."
The message notification rang again.
Just wait for death... I swear to fu—...
Hua Xin angrily sat back down in her chair, ready to unleash another barrage, but she suddenly remembered her ultimate goal.
The red-hot flush on her little face finally cooled somewhat.
A minor act of patience prevents major chaos; a minor act of patience preserves major profits; a minor act of patience prevents total defeat...
How could she be the one to lose her temper first...? Haha... It wasn't as though she was angry...
Number One Son Online: "If you really are a girl, call me hubby and let me hear it. Take a picture of your legs. Don't type—I don't have time to play along with you."
"Prison bro."
(1000°—exploded.)
Hua Xin's reason finally vanished completely after those last two words. She picked up her phone and angrily cursed into the voice message without holding anything back.
Invincible Cat Fist: "You piece of garbage??? Parasite?? Pervert???? Piece of trash?? Disgusting scumbag of a man, go to hell!!"
"You want to see my legs??? I'll step on you and crush you, you pervert!!" With that, she even stomped on the floor several times, as if she really were stomping on Xia Yan.
After a long string of heartfelt greetings, the girl slumped weakly in her chair.
She had messed up??... But it felt so good??.
While basking in the spiritual victory of that satisfying, violent outburst, she also remembered that she had failed to achieve her original goal of making that piece of ?? fall hopelessly in love with her and explode some gold coins.
(Crying jade??.)
Meanwhile, Xia Yan held a bag of buns and a cup of soy milk in one hand and his phone in the other.
"Buzz buzz."
Still refusing to give up, huh...
His aggression had already been so obvious. What was with men pretending to be girls? Had the disguise finally been exposed, leaving him unable to keep it up?
Xia Yan raised an eyebrow as he looked at the two voice messages. He tapped one open and held the phone's speaker to his ear.
(After the girl's heartfelt, exclusive reward.)
Xia Yan: "..."
Fortunately, he had no habit of using speakerphone...
That voice really didn't sound like a Voice Changer. Her breathing was steady, her voice sweet, her words clear, with no electrical distortion—and he could even hear the sound of her feet stomping.
Could she really be a woman??
He frowned. Her previous messages really hadn't sounded like those of a girl.
But if she was an internet-addicted girl... it wasn't impossible.
Xia Yan calmly typed a line, then slipped his phone into his pants pocket and continued walking as though nothing had happened.
His expression didn't look like he had just experienced anything unusual. He was as handsome and composed as ever.
"Beep beep. Ahem."
Hmm? It couldn't be him again, could it...
The girl unwillingly opened the message, her eyes filled with exhaustion.
Her physical constitution was too weak. Relying solely on daily excitement couldn't improve her stamina at all.
Number One Son Online: "Wife, curse me out a couple more times?? I love listening. Then show me your legs??"
Hua Xin: "?"
Before you continue