I'm Not Happy Anymore, Give That Back to Me!
Chapter 13

I Was Wrong????(Change of Face) What Was I Wrong About?????

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Hua Xin looked at the message from "Number One Son Online," and an expression like this appeared on her face→

Seriously...

What a disgusting thing to say?? (Young Girl's Disdainful Face).

She had only heard his voice, yet her mind was already overflowing with lewd thoughts (smug). And now he was calling her "wife"? What had he been thinking when he attacked her just now???

What should she reply... Wait.

What should she reply?????

The young woman suddenly realized that she had no idea how to toy with Tom like those highly skilled Green Teas did, manipulating him with ease. All she knew how to do was curse people out!

Silently setting down her phone, Hua Xin put on a thoughtful expression??.

First, she could confirm that the person on the other end was a disgusting man and extremely lecherous. There was a good chance he was a young virgin (contempt).

Then the young woman fell silent.

Uh... Actually, she was one too. And now she was even still a virgin...

??????.

Second, her goal was to turn him into her devoted simp and obediently explode gold coins??.

Finally, she already knew herself and her enemy, perfectly understanding what men liked, wanted, and pursued.

Conclusion: Take him down??????.

The conspicuous "??" in the chat window, along with his eager expression, had already betrayed the excitement swelling inside him.

The corners of the young woman's lips lifted slightly. An unprecedented confidence appeared in her eyes, and even her delicate little feet, resting on the floor, swung happily.

Invincible Cat Fist: "You know what you did wrong?"

This time, she barely had to wait before he replied almost instantly.

Number One Son Online: "I know what I did wrong, wife (aggrieved??)"

Hua Xin's lips twitched. Remembering that tomorrow was Thursday??, she continued typing despite the disgust churning inside her.

Invincible Cat Fist: "If you know what you did wrong, send me 50 Q Coins."

Number One Son Online: "KK Face."

Invincible Cat Fist: "Not letting you see."

Number One Son Online: "Not a virgin."

?

The young woman froze, phone in hand.

No...

You're seriously this disgusting!!!!???? How could anyone be this disgusting???

The young woman muttered a curse about the pervert.

Number One Son Online: "Seeing your legs would be fine too."

Invincible Cat Fist: "Not letting you see."

Number One Son Online: "You've run out of lies, haven't you? You really thought I'd believe you? I can't see this, I can't see that either??"

"Let's delete each other, Voice Changer Foot-Picking Big Man???? What did I do wrong? I did nothing wrong at all, you disgusting man."

?

Hua Xin stared blankly at the two messages he had thrown at her.

She was disgusting???

And now he was accusing her first??

I'll freaking?????? you...

Her magnificent breasts trembled up and down. Hua Xin had no idea how many times she had entered a state of Red Temperature today.

Calm down... She absolutely had to stay calm...

"Buzz." Her phone sounded with another notification.

The content made the anger in Hua Xin's eyes powerful enough to rekindle the will to live of someone suffering withdrawal after returning from Iceland.

Number One Son Online: "Not talking anymore? I know you're looking for pictures from the internet????????."

"Stop looking. Don't you have work or school? Don't tell me you're an Internet Addict Youth??"

She couldn't take it anymore?? (gritting her teeth).

She absolutely couldn't take it anymore?? (completely breaking down).

Aaahhhhhhh!!!!

The young woman was so anxious that she wanted to pass through the screen and the data, follow the signal along the network cable, and land two hard punches on him.

"I'm freaking looking for your????" Hua Xin shouted furiously.

Looking for pictures from the internet???

Why would I need to look for pictures from the internet???

I'm freaking an ultimate invincible storm-inhaling, peerless-cheese, excavator-torque, stir-fried-antifreeze beautiful girl right now??!!!

When a person grew anxious, they turned red.

When they turned red, they grew anxious.

Hua Xin opened the camera??. Because the room was too dark and only the display screen provided light, the phone automatically switched to night mode.

She angled the phone downward and directly took a "click" photo of her slender, fair calves and bare feet planted on the floor.

Opening the chat window again, those disgusting words still made the young woman grit her teeth in rage.

Photo, click, send.

At that moment, Hua Xin's soft, sweet voice carried a vicious undertone—in short, it was both soft and fierce—as she sent a voice message.

Setting down her phone, the young woman was as cold and heartless as a killer. She opened Tieba on her computer.

This time, she was absolutely going to turn that disgusting man on the other end into an obedient simp who knew only how to explode gold coins for her.

If she failed, then she would be punished by being...

Fried.

The young woman swore a ruthless oath in her heart, then posted a thread on Marriage Bar.

"Which is better at thoroughly taking down the other person in an online relationship, a young girl or a Mature Sister?"

"How many steps should it take to win over a disgusting young virgin?"

Hmph... You're dead!!

Tom, whom I'm playing in the palm of my hand??? (cold Hua Xin)...

Magic City University, Men's Dormitory 1225.

The dormitory, which had originally been quiet, was now filled with the aroma of steamed buns.

Xia Yan carried the steamed buns and soy milk to his desk, setting aside two portions for the others. Before he could say anything, Mu Feng, who had smelled the food from his bed, sprang up like a compressed spring and stood upright on the bed.

"Father, I await your command. Transfer the money immediately."

"How much silver?"

Xiang Guan, sleeping across from him, impatiently lifted his eye mask and mocked, "Why are you yelling so early in the morning, you idiot?"

Mu Feng chuckled. "Then don't eat." He jumped down from the ladder.

"Why wouldn't I eat? Of course I'm eating. Brother Yan bought it for me, and I'll even eat your portion too."

Xiang Guan refused to back down and climbed out of bed as well.

Xia Yan saw another message arrive on his phone, and a flicker of amusement passed through his eyes. He then handed the breakfasts on the desk to the two of them and said with a light laugh:

"Hurry up and eat. It's 7:25 already. We have Morning Eight O'Clock Class soon."

"How much Small Silver, Class Monitor?"

Xiang Guan asked again as if casually, apparently worried that Xia Yan might not tell them.

"Seven yuan."

"Oh????"?? 2

The two of them tacitly transferred seven yuan and fifty cents.

Sitting at his desk, Xia Yan took a sip of soy milk and looked at the messages in the chat window...

Then he quietly leaned half his body to the side, angling his phone inward so the two people wolfing down their food wouldn't see.

Clicking the picture.

The slender, fair calves were not thin like bamboo stalks. Instead, they immediately made one want to transform into a silver membrane and calculate the perfect golden ratio. Under night mode, the photo clearly showed that the girl's skin was flawless, its texture seemingly even more delicate and smooth than white stockings.

One petite and adorable jade foot had rounded toes and neat, clean nails. The blue veins on the instep could vaguely be seen through the snowy skin, while the faint pink around the barely visible arch was as sweet and appetizing as strawberry jam decorating white cream.

Unfortunately, the other cake... no, jade foot was blocked by the calf, making it impossible to see clearly.

In summary, the calves and jade feet were very fair—not the pure white of snow, not the flawless white of clouds, not the crystalline white of jade, and not the realistic white of paint.

Rather, they were the kind of white that shimmered as though stained with the luster of his saliva????.

Xia Yan's throat moved as he swallowed his saliva along with the soy milk.

There were clearly no traces of Photoshop. It was a naturally made snow cream.

So she really was a woman...

Judging a person by her feet, her looks were at least ninety-nine points or higher.

Deep in thought, he bit into a steamed bun with an equally white outer skin, but its flavor was different.

It was filled with the vulgar taste of animals and plants??.

Snow cream?? had to be sweet and fragrant??.

After saving the photo, he exited full-screen mode and saw that there was also a voice message.

As usual, he brought the phone close to his ear. A soft, sweet, shy, and angry "disgusting man" sounded neither too loud nor too quiet—just enough for Mu Feng and Xiang Guan to hear faintly.

Xia Yan expressionlessly lowered the volume and casually placed his phone back on the desk.

"What was that sound?"

Xiang Guan swallowed the steamed bun in his mouth and looked at Mu Feng in confusion??.

"I don't know."

Mu Feng wore the same confused expression?? as he looked at Xia Yan.

"Director Wang asked me to go to her office today. She has some things to tell me, but she didn't say what they were."

Xia Yan spoke gently with a smile, making people feel as though they were bathing in a spring breeze. His amiability made them trust him instinctively.

"Oh↗→↘."

The two of them responded with an "oh," raising no doubts, and continued eating ravenously.

Xia Yan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and the corners of his lips lifted slightly.

"Virtual Pet?..."

"Ding." Q Coins received: five--ten--yuan.

Hua Xin instantly lifted her little face. The noodles in her mouth had not yet been bitten through as she stared at the golden notification record on her phone, and her expression gradually blossomed into incomparable radiance.

The young woman hurriedly swallowed the noodles, joy almost spilling from her eyes.

"Disgusting man..."

She softly muttered a curse.

But she was also very happy (Hua Xin's cute cheering).

??o(≧▽≦)o??

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