I'm Not Happy Anymore, Give That Back to Me!
Chapter 13

I was wrong????(Face change) What did I do wrong?????

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Hua Xin's expression changed as she looked at the message from "Number One Son Online" on her phone.

"Seriously..."

"What a shrimp head?? kind of statement," she thought with a look of disdain.

"Just hearing my voice and you can't contain the yellow trash in your head anymore? (smug) You're already calling me wife? What were you thinking when you attacked me just now? ??"

"What should I reply? ...Wait."

"What should I reply??? ??"

The young girl suddenly realized she had no idea how to manipulate Tom like those highly skilled Green Teas. She only knew how to lash out!

She silently put down her phone and put on a thoughtful expression. ??

First, it's certain that the other party is a shrimp head guy and extremely lustful. He's very likely a Young Novice Male. (scorn)

Then, the young girl fell silent.

"Uh... actually, I am too, and now I'm even still a virgin..."

??????.

Secondly, my goal is to turn him into my lapdog and make him obediently Explode Gold Coins. ??

Finally, I already know myself and the enemy, and I perfectly understand what men like, what they want, and what they pursue.

Conclusion: I've got him cornered. ????

The eager expression under the conspicuous "???" in the chat box had already betrayed how much his heart was swelling with anticipation.

The young girl's lips curved slightly upwards, and an unprecedented confidence appeared in her eyes. Her jade feet, resting on the ground, also swayed happily. ??

Invincible Cat Fist: "Know you were wrong?"

This time, there was no waiting. The reply was almost instantaneous.

Number One Son Online: "Know I was wrong, wife (so wronged ??)"

Hua Xin twitched her mouth. She remembered that tomorrow was Thursday. ?? She suppressed the feeling of disgust and continued typing.

Invincible Cat Fist: "If you know you were wrong, send me 50 Q Coins."

Number One Son Online: "KK Face."

Invincible Cat Fist: "Won't show you."

Number One Son Online: "Won't be a virgin."

?

The young girl stared at her phone, stunned for a moment.

"No..."

"You're really a downer!!!! ???? How can there be such a downer person???"

The young girl cursed him as a pervert.

Number One Son Online: "It's fine to see your legs too."

Invincible Cat Fist: "Won't show you."

Number One Son Online: "Can't make up any more excuses, right? You really think I believe you? You can't show this, can't show that??."

"Let's unfriend each other, you Voice Changer Foot-Picking Big Man ???? What did I do wrong? I did nothing wrong, you shrimp head."

?

Hua Xin stared blankly at the two messages thrown at her.

She's the downer???

And you're playing the victim first???

"I'm fucking going to kill you..."

Her magnificent chest heaved up and down. The young girl didn't know how many times she had entered Red Temperature state today.

"Calm down... I must calm down..."

"Bzzzz." The phone vibrated with another message notification.

Seeing the content, the anger in Hua Xin's eyes was enough to ignite the life confidence of someone experiencing withdrawal symptoms after returning from Iceland.

Number One Son Online: "Not talking anymore? I know you're looking for online pictures ????????."

"Stop looking. Don't you have to work or go to school? You're not an Internet Addict Youth, are you??."

"I can't take it anymore ??." (grinding her teeth)

"Absolutely can't take it anymore ??." (completely losing it)

"Ughhhhhhhh!!!!"

The young girl was so anxious she really wanted to reach through the screen and data, follow the internet cable signal, and deliver two hard punches to the other party.

"I'm (censored) looking for you ??!!!" Hua Xin roared.

I'm looking for online pictures???

I'm using online pictures???

I'm actually a beautiful girl who is the ultimate invincible storm inhalation absolute cheese mille-crepe excavator torque fried antifreeze right now!!!

When people get anxious, they blush.

When people blush, they get anxious.

Hua Xin brought out her camera. Because the room was too dark, only the screen emitted light, causing the phone to automatically recognize night mode.

Tilting the phone down, she directly took a "click" shot of her own slender, fair legs and bare feet on the floor.

Clicking on the chat window again, the comments below still made the girl grit her teeth in anger.

Photo, click, send.

At this moment, a vicious tone entered Hua Xin's soft, sweet voice (referred to as soft yet fierce), and she sent a voice message.

Putting down her phone, the girl, as cold and ruthless as a killer, opened Tieba on her computer.

This time, she was absolutely going to turn that guy below into a obedient lapdog who only knew how to explode gold coins for her.

If she couldn't do it, she'd punish herself by being...

Stir-fried.

The girl made a cold, fierce vow in her heart, then posted on Marriage Bar.

"Who is better at dominating the other in an online relationship, a young loli or a mature sister?"

"How many steps does it take to capture a shrimp head young novice male?"

Hmph... You're dead!!

Tom, who is toyed with in my palm??? (Cold-hearted Hua Xin)...

Magic City University Male Dormitory 1225.

The originally quiet dormitory was now filled with the aroma of buns.

Xia Yan placed the buns and soy milk on his desk. He handed out two other portions. Before he could speak, Mu Feng, who smelled the fragrance from his bed, sprang up like a spring and stood on his bed.

"Godfather, transfer money immediately."

"How much silver taels?"

Xiang Guan, sleeping across from him, impatiently lifted his eye mask and sneered, "What are you shouting about so early in the morning, you gauze."

Mu Feng chuckled, "If you dare, don't eat." He then jumped down from the stairs.

"Why wouldn't I eat? I will eat it. Brother Yan bought it for me, and I'll eat your portion too."

Xiang Guan, not to be outdone, also got out of bed.

Xia Yan glanced at the new message on his phone, a smile flashing in his eyes. He then handed the breakfast on the table to the two of them and said with a light chuckle:

"Hurry up and eat, it's 7:25, we have to go to morning eight o'clock class soon."

"How much small silver? Class Monitor."

Xiang Guan asked casually again, as if afraid Xia Yan wouldn't tell them.

"Seven yuan."

"Got it????"2

The two of them tacitly transferred seven yuan and fifty cents.

Sitting at his own desk, Xia Yan took a sip of soy milk and looked at the messages in the chat box...

Then, he leaned his body halfway, angling the phone inwards, to prevent the two who were frantically eating from seeing it.

Clicking the image.

Her slender, fair legs weren't thin like bamboo poles, but rather possessed a golden ratio that immediately made one want to transform into a silver film. The night mode photo clearly showed no blemishes on the girl's skin, feeling even smoother and more delicate than white silk.

A small, cute jade foot with plump toes and neat, clean nails. The veins on the instep were faintly visible through the snow-white skin. The arch of the foot, faintly visible, had a pinkish hue, like strawberry jam dotted on snow-white cream, sweet and delicious.

It was a pity that the other cake... no, jade foot was obscured by the calf, making it impossible to see clearly.

In summary, the calves and jade feet were very white. Not the pure white of snow, not the flawless white of clouds, not the crystalline white of jade, nor the realistic white of paint.

It was a white that shone with luster, as if stained with his saliva????.

Xia Yan's throat bobbed, and he swallowed his saliva along with the soy milk.

It was obvious that this was not photoshopped, a pure natural ice cream.

She really is a girl...

Judging by her feet, her appearance was at least 99 points or higher.

He thoughtfully took a bite of a bun with a similarly white outer skin, but the taste was different.

It was full of the vulgar taste of animals and plants??.

Popsicles?? Must be sweet??.

After saving the photo and exiting the full-screen view, he saw there was also a voice message.

Habitually bringing it close to his ear, a shy and soft "Shrimp Head" was spoken, not too loud, not too soft, just enough for Mu Feng and Xiang Guan to faintly hear.

Xia Yan expressionlessly reduced the volume, casually placing his phone back on the table.

"What was that sound?"

Xiang Guan swallowed the bun in his mouth and looked at Mu Feng with a confused expression??.

"I don't know."

Mu Feng, also with a confused expression??, looked at Xia Yan again.

"Director Wang asked me to go to her office today, she has some things to discuss, but she hasn't said what specifically."

Xia Yan said softly with a smile, making him seem approachable and trustworthy, inspiring confidence.

"Oh↗→↘."

The two of them said "oh" without suspicion and continued to eat voraciously.

Xia Yan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and then the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curve upwards slightly.

"Virtual pet?..."

"Ding." Q coins arrived, five—ten—yuan.

Hua Xin's face instantly lit up. The food in her mouth was not yet chewed, and as she looked at the golden notification record on her phone, the expression on her face gradually became incredibly bright.

The girl hurriedly swallowed her noodles, the joy in her eyes almost overflowing.

"Shrimp Head..."

She softly mumbled a curse.

But she was also very happy (Hua Xin's cute cheering sound).

??o(≧▽≦)o ??

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