I'm Not Happy Anymore, Give That Back to Me!
Chapter 220

Chapter 220

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What distracting thoughts. It's just that my back is a little sore. It's known that Ultraman and the Trisolarans are real beings in literary works, but no one has ever seen them in reality, and they are both extraterrestrials from outside Earth. They have never appeared simultaneously, possessing alibis. So, could an equation be established? The girl sat up as if waking from a dream, staring straight at Chun Qiu, uttering this unbelievable cosmic truth: "The Trisolarans are Ultraman?" "My master is a hero who protects Earthlings! Not some alien who wants to invade Earth!" Chun Qiu was too lazy to pay attention to the girl who had just locked it in the living room for several hours, not knowing what she was doing inside, and simply wagged its tail symbolically as a response to her madness. "..." "Sigh..." Having just obtained the cosmic truth, Hua Xin's joy didn't last long. After the post-coital period, she instantly became listless again, leaning against the headboard, grabbing a pillow and idly sitting on it. "I really can't go too long without being happy..." "I feel like my brain is about to go crazy." The girl muttered listlessly to herself. Having finally made it to Day 2, was it already an insurmountable chasm...? Damn it. While thinking this, she unconsciously reached down again... Stop!!! Hua Xin pouted, her eyes precisely spotting Chun Qiu leaning against the bedside. You know, this kind of thing is like going to the toilet; people are very vulnerable and crave privacy. Even having a cat next to you isn't enough. Hua Xin threw back the covers, her expression listless as she walked towards the computer. Since she wasn't going to do it again, it should be time for tonight's esports session. It was only around midnight; she didn't have school or work tomorrow, and it would be a waste of precious rest time if she didn't use it to prepare for ranking up. "Rank up! Rank up! Rank up!" "Today is the day Teamfight Tactics updates." The girl, despite her aching arms, back, and legs, sat on the plastic stool. The suddenly lit phone screen illuminated Hua Xin's slightly flushed face. She tapped left and right, quickly finding that familiar contact. But what identity should she use to contact Xia Yan ... Hua Xin hesitated slightly, but still chose to use her main account. Although the secondary account wouldn't require her to use a fake voice to talk to Xia Yan, saving her a lot of effort and avoiding the risk of her voice cracking when she got into the game, she still preferred to interact with Hua Xin Xia Yan. It always gave her a sense of freedom and openness. She always felt a little awkward interacting with Xia Yan as Gu Xin Hua. Perhaps it was because of the difference between "male" and "female" thinking? But lately, whether playing games or chatting, she mostly used the identity of Gu Xin Hua, not Hua Xin. However, having already decided on the commonalities between the two identities in her heart, the girl didn't feel there was any difference between the two identities. They were both her. Thinking about this, Hua Xin sent Xia Yan a question mark, "?" The simplest form of communication, without any other complicated words, a simple and unpretentious symbol could represent the bond between her and Xia Yan. Almost instantly, Xia Yan replied with an up emoji, "↑". Hua Xin's lips curled into a slight smile. Although she didn't specify which game she wanted to play, she felt intuitively that Xia Yan should understand her intentions. If he couldn't understand this, then all the time she had spent before would have been wasted! Sure enough, two minutes later, the girl saw Xia Yan's figure in the Teamfight Tactics interface. The two of them truly lived up to their special bond as brothers. "Hey?" Hua Xin greeted him somewhat listlessly and lazily, her keyboard and mouse clicking idly. In real life, Xia Yan might have noticed something amiss in her words, but given the limitations of an online call, he couldn't immediately discern any difference from her usual demeanor. In short, the girl was a bit too lazy to reply. Xia Yan yawned, sounding slightly sleepy, but his tone still carried a hint of teasing: "Not sleeping so late, have you been up to something, Prison Flower?" "Men, I understand." "Got it." "?" Hearing Xia Yan's voice, Hua Xin instinctively glanced down at herself. Under the table, she was only wearing a pair of underwear with a pure white wolf print, her long, white legs completely exposed, her feet casually on slippers. For a girl who usually wears safety shorts and pants to bed, what else could she be doing but wearing only underwear? Hua Xin pondered Xia Yan's words for a moment, the addictive feeling of wanton abandon from earlier resurfacing in her mind. You know, for girls, things like ammunition reserves are obviously not a concern; what they need to worry about is stamina and... timely hydration. Uh... How did Xia Yan know? Although the girl felt a little doubtful and guilty, she still needed to be tough on the outside. "You think everyone's like you, making Old Beijing Chicken Roll every day?" "You've even run out of soy milk, have you? Be careful you don't get old and xx?" Hua Xin said those two Chinese characters, which were terrifying to boys and something they never wanted to encounter, with utter malice. Seeing that there was no more sound coming from her earphones, the girl picked up her water glass and took a sip, feeling somewhat smug. She'd gotten a little dehydrated earlier. Could Xia Yan have been right? After all, since that almost-reverse-rape incident, Xia Yan's... tsk tsk. He really did seem like a virgin, unable to withstand the test. "Sorry." "I have a girlfriend now." "?" The girl was stunned, almost choking when she heard Xia Yan say "girlfriend" with a hint of pride. Wait, she hadn't done anything with Xia Yan, so why did it sound like they'd already done everything and were bragging to her? She couldn't stand it. "Does your girlfriend know?" "You're not just saying things that never happened, are you?" "..." "I have a girlfriend." Xia Yan calmly uttered two words, then gently clicked the "Agree" button on the screen and entered the game. "You little rascal." After a slight pause, seeing that Xia Yan still wasn't flustered or Red Temperature, the girl attacked again. "Lao Xia, you're not still a virgin, are you?" The expected silence didn't occur. Xia Yan countered, "Aren't you?" "Oh, right, Lao Hua..." His tone was filled with happiness and that calm yet undeniably emphasizing point: "I have a girlfriend." "..." Hua Xin once again silently looked down at her lower body. Where was her erection? Where was her manly charm? Where was her... penis? Forget being a virgin, she wasn't even a man anymore! Her face flushed. The girl gritted her teeth, her face slightly Red Temperature, and stood up, placing her hands on the table as if the computer in front of her was Xia Yan:

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