I'm Not Happy Anymore, Give That Back to Me!
Chapter 3

Can't change back????, and became a black household

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8mo ago

The battery clock on the wall finally ticked over to 5:00 AM.

Though it was the time of day when twilight colors were at their heaviest and most dazzling, inside a certain small room, it was impossible to tell the exact time of day by any means other than the clock and electronic devices.

The completely black, blackout curtains and the small window on the bedroom door, sealed with cardboard, let in not a single ray of light.

This also meant that any smells within the room couldn't escape.

Leftover potato chips, a ramen bucket with a bit of broth still in it, empty but still strongly scented bags of spicy strips…

In the past, the room was completely enveloped by the mingled scent of these things. After spending a long time in such an environment, one would no longer notice anything unusual.

This was exactly the case for Hua Xin.

But the room now was not filled with that strange mixed odor; instead, it was replaced by a sweet, cloying fragrance of a special kind of water…

This fruity aroma was easily likable.

It was the kind of compliment one might receive from a friend or classmate visiting your home: "Wow, your home has such a natural, watery scent…"

Hua Xin didn't buy perfume, nor did she buy water.

Her vitamin intake was solely maintained by various vitamin pills she snagged from the "Cut One Knife" platform.

So the question arose: where exactly was this baffling watery scent coming from?

There was only one truth…

Leaning against the headboard, Hua Xin had somehow ended up in the center of the bed. Her previously dry long hair now clung to her face as if it had been doused with water.

No need to doubt.

That's right, yes, correct, √, droite (French), Правильно (Russian), rechts (German)… it was exactly what you were thinking.

The Little Bear bedsheets she had just changed two days ago were wet.

If one were to get closer, they might even find the source of that watery smell.

"Mmm…"

Hua Xin gasped for air, taking deep breaths.

Her mind had gone completely blank, unable to think about anything, and she had experienced this four times in a row.

From initially thinking that simply completing the action would resolve things as it did when she was a man, to now unconsciously making provocative movements, Hua Xin had to admit that her current body was like a perpetual motion machine.

"Is it over…"

Hua Xin, regaining consciousness, felt her throat dry, as if it were on fire. She quickly grabbed the half-bottle of Binglu by her bedside and chugged it down.

"Haa…"

"I'm revived…"

Having replenished her fluids, Hua Xin recovered her senses and then felt the warning signals from her body.

Her waist was incredibly sore, and a pair of slender, bare legs appeared in her vision, even glistening slightly in the dim light due to the moisture.

Hua Xin fell silent.

The familiar feeling of firmness did not obey her command; instead, there was a sense of stretching and expansion.

With a "Wah," the beautiful girl, naked on the bed, burst into tears.

"You said it would change back after four rounds of 'making waves'??????."

"You're so heartless, God??."

"I want my little brother back, hurry up and give me my little brother back! (crying)"

She looked like a pitiful, fragile girl, as if slapped in the face with a stack of the highest denomination banknotes, then covering herself with the white duvet on the bed, utterly bewildered as she watched the man tying his belt.

Hua Xin's eyes still held a few tears.

The half-sleeved shirt she was wearing was very loose, revealing a large expanse of the girl's delicate shoulders and collarbone.

For some reason, ever since her little brother had run away from home, she had become exceptionally prone to crying.

She could actually shed tears now, unlike the "crying without tears" she used to feel internally.

"Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu…"

Her current situation was much worse than that of her little brother.

Now, there was truly no other way.

Hua Xin resigned herself to it, opening her watery eyes and lying on her back like a salted fish.

Following the law of conservation of energy, the formula "four rounds of ejaculation = four rounds of making waves" couldn't reverse the overall situation. What other methods could a shut-in like her possibly have!

Hua Xin stopped crying and once again chugged down more than half of another bottle of Binglu.

It was just too much of a water-waster.

She used to be able to drink one bottle a day.

"Has so much time passed already…"

Wiping the tears from her eyes, Hua Xin, her legs feeling weak, pulled on her four-cornered shorts printed with a black little wolf. Then, a sensation like an electric shock caused her to freeze on the bed.

Her brain went blank once more.

Her hands trembling, she pinched a section of her sleeve, trying to make the fabric puff out a bit.

So it wouldn't rub against her skin anymore.

Hua Xin, feeling her current state of being delicate, weak, and easily pushed over, fell silent again.

She suddenly remembered a famous quote, "Practice leads to true knowledge."

She hadn't searched for the term she'd intended to, but the recent "practice" had undoubtedly given her the answer.

"Hoo..."

With a speechless expression, Hua Xin grabbed her short sleeve and sat back down at her computer desk.

With no other options, she could only place her remaining hope on the forum users. And that person... never mind.

Hua Xin, a vein throbbing on her forehead, gave up on the idea of asking that person. Just thinking about them brought back only painful memories from the game.

After being thoroughly thrashed in a game with a record of 0-24-1, she had angrily challenged the opponent to a one-on-one match.

Of course, the result was that she added the opponent on QQ and sent them the twenty yuan she lost. The reason she hadn't deleted them was naturally because she would occasionally go and greet them, continuing to greet them even if that person didn't reply.

If they didn't block or delete her, then they could just wait to be lectured by her!

"Hmph..."

The young girl snorted coldly and clicked on the post she had made a few hours earlier.

Replies:

Sora Yao: Let the brothers have some fun.

Outrageous Outrageous Outrageous°: Make it trendy first.

Bian Shui: See if you can find any leftover fluid and experiment with self-fertilization.

Hua Xin stopped her mouse, gritting her teeth as she blocked Bian Shui's reply.

"Are you an ultimate, invincible, weak, smelly, disgusting, inferior, dead pervert!"

"How could you even come up with such a bizarre idea??"

After a furious tirade, Hua Xin glanced silently at the tissue paper above the trash can.

It had long since dried out.

It's not like I was thinking about anything!

The young girl, in a fit of embarrassment and rage, slammed the keyboard.

Ouch, she settled down.

After calming herself, she continued to scroll down with her mouse.

Big Gun Holding a Pipe: ??

Xie Xie Ni: ??

Balloon Balloon Often: Keep trying four more times, see if you can change back.

Seeing this, Hua Xin looked at the water stains on the bed and felt her sore waist, sore legs, and sore hands. She silently closed the post.

If she managed to change back, she would be very comforted that someone else was as smart as her.

Slumping back in her chair, Hua Xin listlessly saw the prominent "Male" on her ID card.

Realizing it belatedly, she suddenly snapped to attention and then, with a shocked expression, muttered to herself, "No way."

"I'm not going to become an undocumented person, am I?"

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