I'm Not Happy Anymore, Give That Back to Me!
Chapter 306

Chapter 306

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Her expression changed drastically as she gripped the Hero's Sword tightly, pointing it forward. A chilling voice immediately echoed throughout the group, "The Demon King is here!" Hua Xin's eyes were icy as she watched the figure gradually become clearer before her, her heart growing even more tense and cold, a powerful Magic Power ready to erupt at any moment. "Welcome to my kingdom, everyone! I am the Demon King you have been searching for! If you're a hero, come and chop me down!!" A particularly irritating and childish voice rang out, and a hint of confusion and bewilderment flashed in Hua Xin's eyes. "Everyone, my name is the Demon King's... uh, my name is..." "Demon Mu Feng?!?" Mu Feng, clad in a black robe and seemingly cosplaying as Lelouch, spoke. Extra Chapter: The Adventure of Hero Hua Xin 4 If it were just this "Demon King" facing their invincible team alone, Hero Hua Xin had boundless confidence that she could single-handedly slay this Demon King who wasn't radiating such intense Magic Power energy. Why was Hua Xin so confident? The opponent was none other than the infamous final boss of this mission, the ruthless demon king who stole lollipops from children and even gave them the wrappers! Logically, the sequence should have been a standoff – verbal sparring – threats – declarations of dreams – two episodes of verbal sparring – ten episodes of flashbacks – and finally, two decisive blows. So, it should have been a close contest. But the battle-hardened Hua Xin keenly sensed something amiss. This demon king, named "Mu Feng," didn't possess a level of Magic Power that she had when she was fifteen and had only achieved Saintly Body. Furthermore, with her awakened magical abilities, defeating this demon king, while not incredibly easy, would be effortless. And even powerful abilities weren't so terrifying without sufficient Magic Power. This Magic Power was like English. If your scores aren't high, you'll be helpless in everything from middle school entrance exams and college entrance exams to university entrance exams, postgraduate entrance exams, doctoral entrance exams, and studying abroad. You'll be ruined for life by not studying English properly, failing every exam. Therefore, possessing powerful Magic Power, regardless of how strong your awakened abilities are, can have a huge impact. As long as you have powerful Magic Power, you can continuously maintain your abilities. With such confidence, the brave warrior Hua Xin naturally possesses powerful Magic Power. "Sigh... what is this?" "Is this what they call a Demon King? I feel like even my grandma could beat him." An elf girl standing in the middle of the group said disdainfully. Her emerald bow and arrow had somehow condensed into an arrow containing terrifying Magic Power. She then slowly raised her arm, aiming directly at the Demon King, who was posing in a black robe. "That makes sense. After all, your grandmother is over two hundred years old. If it weren't for her diminished Magic Power, she might actually be able to beat her." A warrior standing behind Hua Xin also drew a short sword with crimson patterns from his waist with a disdainful expression. The sword's sharp, cold light seemed capable of Easily Cuts Iron Like Mud, and even under the warm sunlight, it exuded a sense of oppressive power. It was as if... as if... as if this short sword was incredibly powerful. At the same time, a faint dragon's roar also roared out, and powerful Magic Power gathered at the blade as the human warrior raised it, pointing it directly at Mu Feng in mid-air. "Taste the Dragon Slaying Sword, Demon King." Since the human warrior and the elf girl had already prepared their attack moves and finished showing off, the other teammates who also wanted to slay the Demon King also came to their senses, took out their weapons, and prepared to attack the Demon King. "The Recording Crystal is ready, everyone, let's begin." The last assassin, Wang Xiaoming, took a small crystal from his pocket, infused it with a little Magic Power, and placed it on the ground a short distance away. He then waved to the crowd, like a director watching a film shoot. Some wanted to defeat the Demon King and obtain treasures comparable to the entire continent; some wanted to slay the Demon King and become world heroes; some simply wanted to kill... while he was just a passerby, a masked man... well, just an honest guy who wanted to record the battle and give it to the movie theater for editing, waiting to make a profit. Heh, why bother fighting to the death? It's better to just relax. Anyway, after killing the Demon King, whoever is the strongest will get the treasure. All of them combined probably couldn't beat the hero alone. In this situation, what's the Chun Qiu dreaming about stealing treasure? The best outcome would be to not be instantly killed, sent back to town to resurrect, and have their equipment destroyed. "OKOKOK..." Upon hearing Wang Xiaoming's voice, the few guys who wanted to become famous and the strongest in the world echoed the human warrior and the elf girl, shouting out their pre-prepared chuunibyou declarations and battle stances. "Demon King! You wicked, inhuman, murderous, arsonist, ignorant of the law, telling the blind to stop at red lights and go at green lights, sprinkling itching powder on the back of a disabled person who has lost both arms, feeding a sterilized puppy aphrodisiacs so it can't have puppies but still going up and down, left and right, AABB?..." — An unknown dwarf pulled out a pot from behind him that looked like the invincible rice cooker from the Dungeon Meal, and shouted righteously at Mu Feng. "Demon King! You are despised by the world, only able to hide in the Demon Realm with your harem of over 100,000 people, indulging in debauchery every day, comparable to Dong Zhuo and Cao Cao! Today is your death anniversary!?" — A human warrior holding a spear turned around with resolute eyes, gave a thumbs up to the Recording Crystal, and then pointed his spear directly at Mu Feng. "Demon King! You are so evil that even hell cannot accept you, allowing you to continue committing all sorts of evil deeds in the mortal world. On behalf of Amitabha Buddha, the Heavenly Venerable of Xuanhuang Fusheng, the King of Yellow and Black who holds good fortune, the great Fool, and I, the God of Cooking, I will destroy you! Amen..." — A person wearing Buddhist beads around their neck, lightning-struck wood on their wrist, a cross hanging from their waist, tarot cards on their clothes, and holding Bible, draped in a mysterious red robe, whose gender could not be discerned from their voice, spoke this devoutly. "Demon King!..." "Demon King!..." "Demon King!..." As everyone finished their declarations, Wang Xiaoming, hiding at the back, quietly watched as the most powerful healer mage in the group slowly chanted, casting a magical buff called "Kexue Etahan" on everyone. With this buff, even if their health reached 0, they could still instantly return to the Magic Association location marked with coordinates. Simply put, it was like putting on a resurrection armor that allowed them to return to town. Such a divine skill isn't something you can just acquire for free; each person is charged ten million dollars. Compared to the Demon King's treasure, this amount is clearly insignificant. After finishing the incantation, the healer mage let out a long sigh of relief, then calmly took out a small knife and made a decorative cut on her neck. "Goodbye?" After the voice disappeared, the mage, spitting out blood, turned into shattered light and returned to the city to resurrect. Seeing this, the hero Hua Xin also took a deep breath. However, unlike the others, she didn't make any declarations or poses; she simply observed Mu Feng's every move. "Ah! Look, aliens!" Mu Feng suddenly pointed behind everyone and exclaimed in surprise... "No... do you really think people are three-year-olds?..." "It really is an alien! Attack, attack!?" Just as Hua Xin was twitching...

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