I'm Not Happy Anymore, Give That Back to Me!
Chapter 344

Chapter 344

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However, it seemed that because she had been kneeling for a long time, her legs suddenly gave way when she stood up, causing her to fall straight into Xia Yan's arms, letting out a frightened cry. Xia Yan didn't say anything, but quickly placed the barbecue he was holding on the cabinet by the door, then embraced the girl who had fallen into his arms and kissed her. It smelled like strawberry yogurt. But Xia Yan felt that Hua Xin was probably more like White Rabbit candy at this moment, after all, it was very sweet and unforgettable, and even if you ate one, you would want to eat a second. At this moment, after being severely punished by Xia Yan, Hua Xin finally couldn't keep up the role-playing anymore. She put her hands on Xia Yan's chest and tried to push him away, then, with slightly flushed and rapid breathing, she said fiercely, "I should call the police and have you arrested, you shrimp-headed man." Xia Yan smiled slightly with satisfaction, but he didn't banter with Hua Xin. Instead, he cleared his throat and pointed to his lips again. The implication in his eyes couldn't be clearer. Hua Xin rolled her eyes at him with a hint of disdain. They'd been dating for almost two years, and living together for several months now, so she was quick to understand his little schemes. Even so, she still tiptoed and kissed Xia Yan again. "So, Master, can you come with me...?" "Have you eaten?" Hua Xin abruptly changed the subject, filling in the blank that had been left open to her imagination, and winked mischievously at him. Xia Yan had clearly anticipated how this sudden role-playing would end, but to appease someone's "victorious" mood, he feigned some regret, putting his backpack on the ground while taking off his shoes and waving the barbecue at Hua Xin. "You eat the square noodles. I made the pickled radish and old duck soup flavor. I'll finish off this sinful meat." She said righteously, looking at the bulging bag of barbecue, instantly ending her maid Hua Xin mode. "Hey, I bought that flavor online last time but forgot to try it. How was it? Was it alright?" "It was okay, I thought it was quite delicious..." Hua Xin briefly recalled the taste she had just experienced. While it wasn't exactly amazing, it was still delicious. Xia Yan walked towards the kitchen, rambling on about his work day, his expression and mindset unaffected by what had just happened. But Hua Xin felt something was off... and frowned thoughtfully...A very sumptuous dinner perfectly cleansed Hua Xin and Xia Yan of their day's fatigue. Since tomorrow was their day off, with no school or classes, the evening naturally became a day of indulgence, with Hua Xin spending all her time playing games like crazy in Xia Yan's room. After playing several rounds of duo arena and brawl, they turned off the lights and lay down in bed to sleep. Xia Yan closed his eyes with a relaxed expression. Although I assembled a lot of computers and screwed in a lot of screws today, the money I earned bought my wife barbecue, and all the fatigue instantly vanished... "??" Suddenly, he abruptly opened his eyes. Hua Xin, who was beside him, had disappeared from the pillow at some point. But on his pajama pants under the covers... he felt a downward force. 268. Testing strength and durability? "Ah, the pants are a bit loose, why did they suddenly slip down? Ahahaha, these pants really need to be replaced! After wearing them for so long, even the elastic band is a bit loose..." If Xia Yan had originally been somewhat sleepy, planning to have a good sleep next to Hua Xin and then plan where to go shopping tomorrow and maybe even a date, ending the night in a relaxed manner, now he felt the complete opposite—tense and sweaty. However, the room remained silent, and the lack of any response made Xia Yan seem even more helpless and at a loss. A peculiar tug-of-war ensued between them. The defending player, Xia Yan, tenaciously guarded the edge of his pants, preventing his pajamas from being completely pulled down, his determination to protect them exceptionally strong. The attacking player, Hua Xin, calmly tugged and pulled, seemingly somewhat bewildered by Xia Yan's actions and attitude, and thus didn't give up immediately. An eerie silence fell over the room, broken only by rustling sounds under the covers. "I said..." "Are you even a man?!" Hua Xin's tone was serious as she pulled back the covers, revealing slightly disheveled, unkempt hair. The faint moonlight filtering through the curtains made the confusion in her eyes all the more apparent. Earlier that day, when Xia Yan returned home, her role-playing session was indeed intended to tease Xia Yan, and also to see what it would feel like to act out scenes from her old comics and various quirky anime. Honestly, it was quite interesting. Previously, she had always projected herself onto the male protagonist, relentlessly pursuing and attacking, and then witnessing the contrast between the female protagonist's initial hesitant advances and her eventual complete surrender and dependence. Now, projecting herself onto the female protagonist and seducing Xia Yan was quite interesting. However... Xia Yan only kissed her briefly before ending the encounter, without further development. Although it was largely as she had imagined, Hua Xin sensed something was amiss when Xia Yan turned away to change the subject. Their relationship had always been more like that of friends or brothers. Perhaps because they had always treated each other like friends or brothers, even after living together, their interactions remained limited to occasional kisses, hugs, and piggyback rides. Their daily life consisted of playing games, watching anime, and occasionally eating out and shopping together... While this seemed like the normal daily life of a couple living together, something was definitely wrong! Thinking back, she had been with Xia Yan since the New Year, living under the same roof and occasionally sleeping in the same bed on weekends. But Xia Yan hadn't done anything a man should do. This was enough to make Hua Xin take it seriously, and what made her somewhat regretful was why she had only realized this crucial matter now, and hadn't noticed it sooner. The so-called things a man should do, naturally, are the pleasures of boys, right? It was also the culprit behind Niu Niu running away from home, caused by Hua Xin's excessive pleasure, and the source of all evil that consumed countless resources filling bucket after bucket of trash, making him weak and thin. Hua Xin even joined the "NoFap" forum and the "Righteousness" app, trying to escape this abyss of sin. From another perspective, it could be considered escaping the abyss of sin, because the sin itself had vanished without a trace, and the abyss naturally disappeared along with it... uh, wait, although the sin disappeared, pleasure still existed for Hua Xin. Speaking of which, why is Xia Yan's room always so clean and odorless, and why are there never any suspiciously shaped white paper wontons in the trash can except when he has a cold? His computer is also incredibly clean, without even any study materials disguised as study materials, and his computer wallpaper isn't 2D girls but her picture. It's terrifying to think about... it's terrifying to think about!! Hua Xin's own computer has at least 200GB of top-level files, a massive compilation spanning various aspects of the world, including anime, novels, 2D. It's just...

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