I'm Not Happy Anymore, Give That Back to Me!
Chapter 466

Testing Strength and Durability????

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"Oh no, my pants are a bit loose, they suddenly slipped down! Hahaha, I really should get these pants replaced. They've been worn for so long that even the elastic band has loosened..."

If Xia Yan originally a little sleepy and planned to have a good sleep next to Hua Xin, then plan where to go for a stroll the next day and maybe even go on a date, and then end the night in a very relaxed way...

He was now the complete opposite – tense and sweating profusely.

However, the room remained silent, and the lack of any response made Xia Yan appear even more helpless and at a loss.

The two sides then engaged in a peculiar tug-of-war.

Xia Yan, the defending player, held onto the edge of his pants tightly, preventing his pajamas from being completely pulled off, his determination to protect them was exceptionally strong.

The attacking player, Hua Xin, calmly pulled and tugged, seemingly somewhat puzzled by someone's actions and attitude, and thus did not give up for the time being.

An eerie silence fell over the room, broken only by rustling sounds from under the covers.

I said...

"Are you even a man?!"

Hua Xin pulled back the blanket in a serious tone, revealing her slightly messy, untied hair. The faint moonlight filtering through the curtains made the doubt in her eyes quite obvious.

Today, when Xia Yan returned home, her role-playing QQ play was indeed meant to tease Xia Yan, and also to see what it would feel like to act out scenes from her old doujinshi and various magical anime.

Honestly, it's quite interesting.

After all, in the past, I always imagined the male protagonist relentlessly attacking and attacking, and then witnessing the female protagonist go from being hesitant to welcoming him to becoming completely infatuated and unable to leave him—that kind of contrast.

It's quite interesting to imagine the female protagonist seducing Xia Yan now.

But...

Xia Yan only kissed her briefly before ending the encounter without further development. Although it was largely as she had imagined, Hua Xin sensed something was amiss when Xia Yan turned away and changed the subject.

Their relationship has always been more like that of friends or brothers. Perhaps because they've always treated each other like friends or brothers, even now that they're living together, it's only limited to occasional kisses, hugs, and piggyback rides. Their daily life still revolves around playing games, watching anime, and occasionally having meals or going shopping together...

Although this seems like the normal daily life of a couple living together.

But something's definitely not right!

If you think about it carefully, she has been with Xia Yan since the beginning of the new year, that is, they live under the same roof and occasionally sleep in the same bed on weekends.

But Xia Yan did not do some of the things a man should do.

This was enough for Hua Xin to take seriously, and what made her somewhat regretful was why she only discovered this crucial matter now and didn't realize it sooner.

What men are supposed to do is, of course, the things that boys enjoy.

She was also the culprit who caused Niu Niu to run away from home due to Hua Xin's excessive happiness at the beginning, and the source of all evil that consumed countless combat supplies to fill bucket after bucket of garbage, and made him weak and thin.

Hua Xin once joined the NoFap forum and the Righteousness group, trying to escape this abyss of sin.

From another perspective, it can also be considered as leaving the abyss of sin, because sin itself has disappeared without a trace, and the abyss naturally vanished along with it... Uh, wait, although sin has disappeared, happiness still exists for Hua Xin.

But then again...

Why is Xia Yan's room always so clean and odorless? And why is there never any suspiciously shaped white paper wontons in the trash can except when she has a cold? Her computer is also spotless, without even any study materials disguised as study materials. Her computer wallpaper isn't 2D girl, but her picture.

It's terrifying to think about... it's truly terrifying to think about!!

Hua Xin's own computer contains at least 200 GB of top-level files, which are large collections from various angles and span multiple aspects of the 2D and three-dimensional worlds, including videos, novels, and anime.

Unfortunately, the water cup incident resulted not only in the loss of her computer's graphics card, but also in the loss of her precious hard drive.

The documents inside naturally transform into cold, lifeless data along with the electronic components, rather than living art.

Now, for the sake of her happiness in the second half of her life, Hua Xin feels it is necessary to check whether her husband is capable in that area. If there are indeed difficulties, it is not too late to make amends.

Even if it might embarrass Xia Yan, she has to face it seriously and cannot allow this conjecture to be gradually confirmed and amplified.

Xia Yan raised an eyebrow, still clutching his pants, and said with certainty:

"It must be."

A man's dignity must not be transgressed.

"Then show me Xia Yan?"

Hua Xin sat up, crossed her arms, and said in a serious tone, her face showing no sign of joking, her clear eyes meeting Xia Yan's gaze.

"?" Xia Yan was stunned when he heard Hua Xin's words, and the resolute look on his face froze instantly.

Did he hear that right?

Xia Yan initially thought Hua Xin was just joking around or having some kind of bedtime interaction during their pre-sleep tug-of-war, but after she said that, the situation changed completely.

Hua Xin placed her hand on Xia Yan's pajama pants and carefully listed her thoughts with a serious expression. "1. You seem to have never done that before. 2. I don't know if there's a problem with you. 3. I feel you've been under a lot of pressure lately. Releasing stress appropriately is not bad for your body and is actually good for your health. 4. As the saying goes, if you don't use your talent for a long time, God will take it back. The same applies here."

She paused, then with unusually proactive and unyielding force, slapped Xia Yan's hands away, saying each word clearly, "Finally, I'm afraid you can't do it!!"

A man should never be told he can't do something.

Xia Yan paused for a moment, not expecting Hua Xin to have observed these details so carefully.

Abstinence from pornography...

Fitness...

Heh heh.

His eyes were somewhat gloomy, and a defiant look slowly appeared on his face.

No?

Joke??!!!!

After the outer packaging of the engine casing was removed, Hua Xin finally took advantage of the darkness to observe what she wanted to observe. Although she had been quite worried, that feeling of anxiety had now disappeared, and she gradually felt at ease.

"Not bad," Hua Xin breathed a sigh of relief, then nodded with a hint of nervousness and appreciation.

The most important things about a car are naturally the engine and cruising durability. The engine is what generates power so that the car can start and move. Xia Yan has always been physically fit, so you can rest assured.

And the remaining factor is cruising durability... This is the most crucial factor, as it determines how far the car can travel on a single trip.

Then Hua Xin's little hands began to adjust the gears and test the durability.

...Ten minutes later.

"Am I too nervous? Should I slow down and take it easy?"

"No, fifth gear! Fifth gear ejection!?"

"Then... can I take a look at the car lights?"

"Shrimp-headed man... die."

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