I'm Not Happy Anymore, Give That Back to Me!
Chapter 470

Shall we start a game?

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The happy weekend finally gave the two of them, who were busy making money, a chance to catch their breath and enjoy some Tian Tian time together.

But the living room seemed a little different from the usual lazy scene.

"Just two more minutes, it'll be over soon, you have to hold on, it's almost over for today..."

In the half-lit living room, the sounds of hurried breathing and the contraction and relaxation of limbs could be heard. Xia Yan, shirtless, leaned against the sofa, seemingly enduring something. His brows were tightly furrowed, and his eyes were closed. Sweat covered his well-defined muscles and abs, and his slightly damp hair clung to his forehead.

At a glance, you can tell that this is a normal physique achieved through countless hours of sweat and sustained abstinence. It doesn't have the terrifying muscles of a professional bodybuilder, nor does it have the kind of power that Yujiro Hanma seems to have acquired by using the Nine Dragon Power.

Xia Yan's breathing became slightly rapid, his chest slowly calming the rapid heartbeat caused by the strenuous exercise. He tried to use deep breathing to restore his strength and make himself more stamina for the next battle.

A man can't say no!

"I can't go on anymore, my hands and neck are so sore, and my waist feels like it's about to go numb. Oh my god, are these still my legs...?" Hua Xin seemed to have become a vampire after seeing the sunlight, completely losing the ability to move and turning into a lump of mud lying on the sofa, so much so that she could hardly even stand up.

Girls can talk.

"How could you last so long? I remember last time you couldn't last long at all..." Hua Xin buried her head on the sofa weakly and said in a muffled voice. Her bangs that fell down on both sides were completely wet, and the only thing she was wearing on her upper body, a pure white tank top, was also faintly wet and covered with some water stains.

It seemed that the previous session was too intense, and Hua Xin was unable to withstand Xia Yan's high-intensity torment, especially since it was happening in the living room before it was completely dark. This was something that would make one blush and have their heart race.

Exhausted today, Hua Xin felt a growing urge to surrender.

After all, she hadn't thought much about it before, and now she realized there was such a big difference between men and women... or rather, there was an insurmountable chasm between her and Xia Yan.

Etc...

Rather than a chasm...

Hua Xin raised her head slightly and glanced at Xia Yan, who seemed to be resting again and was about to continue repeating the cycle of exercise that he had already done two or three times. Although he had sweated a lot, he still had plenty of energy.

It seems that before she was blessed by the God of Niuniu and became a girl, she couldn't compare to Xia Yan.

Whether in terms of physical strength or physical fitness.

"You're too weak, Hua Xin. You can't even do two sets of push-ups? Sigh..." Xia Yan stood up again and looked down at the girl who had lost her fighting ability and was completely at his mercy. He revealed a victor's smile, and his tone was full of mockery towards Hua Xin.

"..."

At this moment, Hua Xin really wanted to jump up and give Xia Yan's abs a good thrashing! And add some "Muda Muda Muda!" to that! She wanted to give this shrimp-headed guy who had mocked her a good beating.

But now it's all burned out, and even if it wanted to breathe on Xia Yan, it wouldn't have the strength.

Two sets of jump rope and two sets of push-ups made her realize that such torture existed in the world, which satisfied her fantasy of the most severe torture in the world.

Exercising is really terrifying.

"That's exactly why you should exercise more. If you can't even do a few push-ups, what will you do if there's a scenario like the apocalypse where you need to run at top speed?"

"I hope you can outrun a nuclear bomb, or at least withstand one," Hua Xin said weakly, lowering her head once again.

Xia Yan picked up the dumbbells again and started another set of exercises. He said in a deep voice, "Even if you can't outrun a nuclear bomb, you can at least outrun a zombie. You don't want to become a zombie that only likes to eat human brains, do you?"

"I have a Peashooter."

"As a reward, I'll give you either a Resident Evil scenario or the Trisolarans invasion."

"Then you might as well just kill me."

The girl let out a soft cry and finally collapsed onto the sofa, seemingly lifeless.

Xia Yan put down the dumbbells with a bit of a sigh, picked up a towel from the side and wiped his body. Looking at Hua Xin dressed only in a tank top and shorts, he naturally lost the desire to continue training.

To be honest, my wife is not only cute and beautiful, but also has a great figure despite not doing any targeted exercise or yoga.

Hua Xin couldn't see, but Xia Yan's gaze was undisguisedly fixed on the wicked child who was half-lying on the sofa.

The way she used to be, so thin that she looked sickly, has improved a lot. She's gradually gained some weight and looks healthier and more normal than before.

This all stems from his daily adherence to the "Hua Xin Diet and Lifestyle Adjustment Method".

It's just that all we do is eat and sleep, go to work and go to school... Only long-term habitual exercise can keep people in better health, rather than using a shiny exterior to cover up a sub-healthy state where the already decaying inside is actually covered up.

Xia Yan wants to have two children with Hua Xin in the future. If she doesn't lay a good foundation for her health now, what will she do if she can't handle it later?

"Paratrooper Number One Hua Xin!!" Xia Yan suddenly stood at attention and said to Hua Xin in a deep voice, his eyes full of seriousness.

Hua Xin felt so exhausted that she couldn't even move a finger, seemed to reflexively draw strength from somewhere and stand up abruptly after hearing those words.

"Arrive!??"

"Jump rope two hundred more times! That's an order, Ahua!"

"Yes! Chief..."

"?"

Hua Xin's vision went black for a moment. She pouted and reluctantly took the ropeless jump rope from Xia Yan's hand, then slowly moved her feet to the silent yoga mat.

Health should be the most important thing.

Xia Yan walked backwards in a strange posture, looking straight ahead. He skillfully poured a glass of water on the table and sipped it gently, his gaze remaining unchanged as he gradually became somewhat lost in thought.

Correction: He didn't want to see Hua Xin jump rope, which would have resulted in a special scene CG.

Is it pretty?

Hua Xin seemed to have noticed something was wrong as well. She stopped jumping rope with a dangerous smile and looked at Xia Yan, asking him a question. Sweat slowly slid down her cheeks as a rather daring idea suddenly popped into her head.

Xia Yan subconsciously replied, "It looks good," but then quickly realized her mistake and calmly added, "I'll go cook. Let's wrap this up for today, hahaha..."

She suddenly remembered...

"Wait a minute!!" Hua Xin, her eyes gleaming mischievously, crossed her arms over her chest, then quietly walked behind Xia Yan. She slowly traced circles on his muscular back with her fingers and whispered in his ear:

"Want to start a game?"

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