October 12, sunny, Monday.
Today, after finishing my Wuthering Waves commission, I lay on my bed and stared blankly into space for the first time in ages.
I admit it. For all these years, I've often gone crazy over my 2D wives??
I admit it. Although I keep saying that I'll love Sakurajima Mai, Violet, Uesugi Eiri, Takanashi Rikka, Fujiwara Chika, and Eriri forever, and that I'll only read pure-love stories about them (everything else is netorare), and that I want to marry them all, bring them home, and turn them into my obedient wives who belong exclusively to me (star fury)??
I admit that the dimensional barrier can't be broken??, and I don't have the courage to get up close and personal with a fully loaded semi-truck, go to another world, and become a phone hero and someone's grandson.
But what the hell do you mean by saying you want to marry me!!!
I'm a proper six-foot-tall man, a genuine Shanghai lad weighing sixty kilos, someone who could take down a tiger with a sliding tackle??...
Uh.
Wiping away tears.
Niu Niu, where are you? I miss you so much (choked sobs)??
I had nothing to do tonight, so I did... Uh, never mind.
October 13, hot, Tuesday.
Xia Yan revised that terrifying plan of his and sent me the second version,...
1. I had to keep communicating with him every day. Even when I wasn't at school, I had to chat with him on WeChat. After that, I could gradually start talking to other people.
2. I had to exercise and eat properly.
The original seven rules had now been reduced to just two, which honestly came as a huge relief.
The difficulty had gone from Nightmare Bots to Beginner Bots. I didn't have to die anymore??.