After Sobering Up, How Did I End Up Receiving a Marriage Proposal from My Online Girlfriend????

"My head hurts so much..."

"Who hit me again???..."

"No one used to hit me in the head... At most, they'd kick me in the stomach... People these days really don't play fair..."

"I'll f***ing kill you with a hammer, kill you, kill you, kill you??... Cough..."

Hua Xin raised her head in confusion, slowly opening her eyes with her brows tightly furrowed. She mumbled incoherently, a little drool still hanging from the corner of her mouth.

Huh??...

Her stomach churned a little.

Her throat felt as if it were about to start smoking, and the dryness was extremely uncomfortable.

Water...

In a daze, she sat up. The girl stretched out her hand and groped around for the Binglu that should have been beside the bed, but instead touched the familiar Thirteen-in-One.

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Hua Xin failed to react for a moment, then abruptly opened her eyes wide and scanned her surroundings.

This was f***ing not her bedroom!??

How had she woken up in the bathroom??

Setting down the Thirteen-in-One, an essential item for men, the girl looked through the balcony at the scene outside, already shrouded in moonlight, and twitched the corner of her mouth.

Could it be...

Had she slept in the bathroom all night??

She fell silent and slowly stood up. The hard floor dug into her, while the weakness in her legs and faint dizziness in her head seemed to tell her what had happened. She walked weakly into the living room and turned on the light.

??

"My phone, aaaaaah!!!!????"

Hua Xin looked at the phone lying all alone on the floor, its back cover covered in a spiderweb of cracks. She let out a mournful wail and dropped straight to her knees.

Because her movements were so violent, her breasts jiggled as well.

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