Foot Stomping Thousand Jin
The Pill Poison was neutralized by the Blue Leaf Pill, and Li Banfeng entered the Portable Abode) to rest for the night before heading into the cave the next day.
It was cold outside, but once inside, Li Banfeng took a sip of wine and suddenly felt that the room was much warmer than usual.
Could it be...?
"Hey! You lunatic! How can you live like this, kissing another woman right in front of me?"
When his Wife woke up, Li Banfeng quickly explained, "I didn't kiss her, I just had a sip of wine."
"I saw it with my own eyes, and you still won't admit it!"
The Wine Gourd spoke up, "Sister, a gourd only has one mouth. I only fed him a sip of wine. You're overthinking it."
"Girl? Who's your girl? You took my man, and I'm supposed to call you 'sister'?"
"This girl has quite a temper, huh? What? Want to teach her a lesson?" Wine Gourd's temper flared up as well.
"Phew, in no time I've become a maid again. Will I have to call you 'Madam' tomorrow?"
Clang! Clang! Clang!
The drummers beat their instruments with increasing intensity, Tang Blade sang from the sidelines. "Only the new brides laugh, where is the old bride's weeping? Human hearts are no longer what they used to be, no longer what they used to be! This matter must be settled!"
Li Banfeng kicked Tang Blade away. Seeing that the situation was not good, he went to the outer room to take refuge.
Inside the outer chamber, the Copper Lotus was still Pill Refining, its body radiating layers of light.
This time, the pills were slow to be ready. Not only was Pan Dehai's flesh and blood slow to be ready, but his dripping corpse was also still not ready.
There was a clanging sound outside the door, and five minutes later, a burst of laughter came from outside.
"Hahaha!"
Why is my Wife smiling?
Could it be that she killed the Wine Gourd?
Such a valuable magical artifact, just gone like that?
Li Banfeng was shocked. He pushed open the door and the room was filled with the pungent smell of alcohol.
Gurgle~
The Wife hiccuped from drinking and sang, "Good sister, today we've become friends through a fight!"
The Wine Gourd replied, "Senior, I was tactless and offended you just now. With my status, how could I possibly be your sister?"
"Let's not hold grudges. And please don't call me 'senior,' it makes me sound old. From now on, let's be sisters!"
What just happened?
The matter was simple. The Wine Gourd had no intention of fighting with the record player. In the ensuing struggle, she sprayed a cloud of wine mist and poured half a gourd of wine into the record player's water tank. The Wife drank the wine and was in a good mood, so the two became sworn sisters.
Call!
The Wife took a big gulp from the water tank, sighed, and said, "Wine without food is just not quite right."
Li Banfeng quickly replied, "I'll go buy groceries tomorrow."
The Wife was still dissatisfied. "If we buy groceries tomorrow, won't we be drinking alone tonight?"
If you don't want to drink it, what else do you want?
I'm the only edible thing left in this house. Are they planning to eat me?
Li Banfeng was internally complaining when he noticed that the drums and gongs were gradually becoming more frequent.
Ta-da-ta-ta~ Hey!
Do what?
Do you really want to eat me?
My Wife's temperament is hard to predict!
Just as the situation was becoming tense, Wine Gourd spoke up, changing the subject. "Sister, what did you mean by saying you were buying groceries?"
"Bring them back to eat!" The Wife's reply was anything but tactful.
Wine Gourd wasn't surprised. "Sister, this isn't our little brother's fault. He actually caught someone the day before yesterday, but unfortunately you weren't awake at the time, so he handed them over to the Second Wife."
"Second Wife? You mean you handed her over to that vile woman Red Lotus? Hey, my husband~ So, the one you brought back is a dead one?"
The Wine Gourd said, "He is indeed dead. He died before he even entered the room."
Huff!
The record player scoffed, "I don't eat inanimate objects. What's so delicious about that filthy stuff?"
"Sister, the Second Wife is really enjoying her food. It's been two days and she still hasn't finished eating."
"Still haven't finished eating after two days?" Whoosh, whoosh—the record player puffed out two puffs of steam. "Hey, my husband, what good stuff did you catch for that bitch Red Lotus?"
"It's nothing special," Li Banfeng said with a simple smile, "It's just the drool from Blood Tooth Mountain."
"Linli? One of the Dripping Blood Tooth Monster?" The Wife's knowledge was indeed extensive.
Three Coil River New Land is sparsely populated, Blood Tooth Mountain is not a famous place, and Linli is not a high-ranking Strange Monsters. Even such a character is known to the Wife.
"My Wife, that's really nothing special. The Blood Tooth Monster only has a fifth level of cultivation, and Linli might not even be as good as the Blood Tooth Monster."
"Hey, my husband!" The Wife's singing voice was full of resentment. "You're confused. The Dripping Blood Tooth Monster is a unique anomaly found only in the new land. Such anomalies cannot be measured by levels. They are truly valuable creatures, yet they've benefited that slut Red Lotus!"
Li Banfeng didn't understand. "Why can't we use hierarchy to measure it?"
"In the new land, the Strange Monsters divided into three categories. The first category consists of beings from Pro State who mistakenly entered the new land. Over the years, they have been corrupted by the new land and have gained Dao Affinity, thus becoming strange creatures. Such creatures have few Dao Affinity and their cultivation is very difficult."
The second type of Strange Monsters is a descendant of the first type. Their bodies are born in the new land, but their souls are not. They possess more Dao Affinity than the first type, and their appearance is more peculiar. The raincoat moth is of this type.
The third type of Strange Monsters is Strange Monsters to the new land. Its soul and body are nurtured within it, and its body is brimming with Dao Affinity —making it a rare and highly sought-after ingredient!
A strong Dao Affinity?
Isn't the Dao Affinity) just dark matter?
Does having a lot of dark matter in your body mean you're of superior quality?
Li Banfeng asked, "How much Dao Affinity does Linli have?"
The Wife used a metaphor. "It's like someone who has been bathed in sunlight; just thinking about them makes them taste delicious!"
Li Banfeng shuddered and stopped talking about the Strange Monsters things. "Wife, I'm going to sleep in the Fourth Room."
"What are you going to the Fourth Room for?"
"The smell of alcohol here is too strong; it's keeping me awake."
"Go away, go away, don't disturb us sisters' drinking! Little gourd girl, your gourd mouth is too small, you'll suffer in the future."
"What suffering are you going through? Sister, don't scare me."
"I'm not trying to scare you. You have no idea how ruthless our madman is. When he's applying Machine Oil, he's a real scoundrel, he always targets the places you can't stand..."
The Fourth Room is located at the farthest end of the outer rooms, furthest from the main room.
Li Banfeng went into the Fourth Room, put down his bedding, crawled into bed, and took a nap.
The next morning, Li Banfeng followed the green vine up the rock wall and entered the cave.
The cave wasn't wide, but it was well-ventilated. Li Banfeng sniffed carefully and found no foul odor inside.
After walking a few steps along the cave, the feeling of heaviness underfoot returned, very similar to the feeling Li Banfeng had when walking through the Thorn Thicket.
It cannot be described as similar.
It felt even stronger than being in Thorn Thicket.
In the Thorn Thicket, Li Banfeng Li Banfeng felt as if he were wearing shackles; in this cave, he felt as if his feet were bound.
After walking several dozen meters, Li Banfeng was panting heavily. He sensed a change in his body; it seemed that his day of cultivation had been completed.
In Li Banfeng's understanding, the three-story Travel Cultivator required walking at least 150 li (approximately 75 kilometers) per day.
Is it full now?
It's good that my cultivation level has improved, but how do I get through this cave?
According to Yao Lao's map, this cave is over a hundred miles long, but we've only just entered the cave and we can't move any further.
Li Banfeng was fretting when he inadvertently glanced at the cave entrance.
Something is moving at the entrance of the cave.
Because it was far away, I couldn't see it very clearly.
It looks like it has two tentacles.
There are many steps involved.
There are still many feet.
It's a millipede!
This thing is also called a millipede. Li Banfeng compared the size of the hole with the size of the millipede. The millipede was lying on the ground and its height reached half of the hole's opening.
It is one meter tall, but its length is unknown.
Is he a good person?
That's hard to say.
Li Banfeng hurriedly got up, about to run away, but after taking two steps, he realized that he was not fast enough.
My legs are too heavy; I can't run fast at all.
He's not fast enough; the millipede is quite fast.
Sizzle! Sizzle!
The thing crawled towards Li Banfeng with its dense, indistinct feet.
You can't run with your back to it, or it will be dangerous if it catches up from behind.
Li Banfeng drew his sickle and Tang Blade and ran towards the centipede.
As the centipede saw Li Banfeng approaching, it immediately became wary, raised its body, and looked down at Li Banfeng.
Under normal circumstances, Li Banfeng wouldn't be afraid of these insects, but the situation is different now.
Li Banfeng's legs felt incredibly heavy, making it impossible for him to take a single step, which meant he had lost the biggest advantage of the Travel Cultivator.
The insect struck first, waving its antennae and attacking Li Banfeng.
Li Banfeng narrowly dodged the attack, his tentacles striking the rock face and shattering a piece of stone.
That one tentacle is so powerful!
This thing is no less powerful than Bagworm Moth Madam!
The millipede raised its two antennae, preparing to launch another attack.
If both tentacles strike down at once, it will be difficult for Li Banfeng to dodge.
The situation was critical, and they couldn't just sit and wait to die. Li Banfeng wanted to jump up, prepare to hook the insect's head with his sickle, and then have his Tang Blade sweep across it to try and cut off its head.
Bang!
Li Banfeng stepped on the ground and didn't jump up.
Tang Blade swung forward, but because Li Banfeng wasn't there to protect him, his attack was too obvious, and he was knocked away by the insect's antennae.
This insect is intelligent! Its offensive and defensive tactics are very clear.
It attacked Li Banfeng from both sides with its two tentacles.
Li Banfeng crouched down to dodge the tentacles, but the two tentacles missed their mark, skimming the ground before sweeping back over.
That bug is so damn vicious!
It realized that Li Banfeng couldn't jump, so it began to attack the lower body.
How can I possibly dodge this!
Two tentacles crossed behind Li Banfeng, leaving Li Banfeng no room to retreat.
Jump up!
I have to jump up no matter what!
Even if my legs weigh a ton, I'll still jump today.
Li Banfeng glared and gritted his teeth, his eyes bloodshot, concentrating all his strength in his legs, trying to jump.
The right leg came up, but the left leg didn't. It was supposed to jump, but it just stomped its foot in place.
It's over!
If these two legs were struck by a centipede, they would surely be ruined!
Li Banfeng had underestimated the insect he had seen earlier, but little did he know he would suffer a great loss as a result.
If I had known it would turn out like this, I should have retreated into my Portable Abode from the beginning and shouldn't have fought it head-on!
Li Banfeng quickly took out his keys. Even if his two legs were broken by the centipede, he would crawl back into the house.
As soon as he took out the key, he realized that the antennae hadn't brushed against his leg.
Where did the tentacles go?
It floated above the cave.
The millipede tilted its head back and stood upright, seemingly deep in thought.
What just happened?
Was it the Wine Gourd that made the move?
The Wine Gourd said, "Little brother, you just stepped on a pebble and broke it."
A pebble?
Li Banfeng looked down and found that he was standing on half a pebble.
Where did the other half go?
There was another half piece embedded in the millipede's skull.
His skull was hard; it wasn't punched through, but a dent was made in it.
Li Banfeng stared in astonishment at his feet, then at the broken stone.
P. S.: New World is a great place, especially suitable for Ban Feng.