Lord of Pro
Chapter 67

Wife, Let's Consummate the Marriage

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"Take a deep breath, hang in there, you'll be alright!"

Geng Zhiwei suffered a fatal wound, and blood was gushing down his neck.

"Hang in there, you can do it!" Li Banfeng inserted the Blood-Containing Pendulum into Geng Zhiwei 'Geng Zhiwei neck to stop the bleeding.

Geng Zhiwei gasped for breath. He didn't want to die. Although he was covered in wounds and had suffered a lot, he really didn't want to die.

Seeing that Geng Zhiwei's condition was getting worse, Li Banfeng's forehead was covered in sweat. "Keep breathing, you must hold on!"

Think about your vast fortune, you wouldn't want to just hand it over to someone else, would you?

Considering all your assets, you wouldn't want others to divide them up, would you?

Think about all your concubines, you wouldn't want them sleeping with other men, would you?

Take a deep breath and hang in there! You can't die yet!

Upon hearing Li Banfeng's encouragement, Geng Zhiwei's breathing instantly became rapid and forceful.

He was unwilling to accept it; he was unwilling to lose everything he had.

Driven by anger and resentment, his will to survive was amplified to a whole new level.

Li Banfeng glanced at the record player.

The soul of the first martial arts cultivator has been completely consumed.

The second martial arts cultivator's soul was devoured by more than half.

A dozen minutes later, the second soul also ate it.

Li Banfeng wiped the sweat from Geng Zhiwei's brow. "You've suffered, Zhiwei, you've suffered. It's alright, now it's your turn, you'll be free soon."

Li Banfeng made Geng Zhiwei persevere until now because his Wife wanted to eat a fresh soul.

It's like eating hot pot; the taste of frozen meat is just different from the taste of freshly killed and cooked meat.

Geng Zhiwei felt as if a piece of his left hand had been torn off, a very thin piece.

Actually, his left hand wasn't injured; what was truly torn apart was his soul.

The damage to his soul made Geng Zhiwei, who was already weak, even worse.

But the intense pain kept him conscious.

Beads of water clung to the phonograph's horn; it was hard to tell if they were sweat or drool.

Li Banfeng asked, "Wife, how does it taste?"

"So fresh, so incredibly fresh! Such ingredients are far superior to those aged, stale foods. My husband truly cherishes me!"

The so-called "old ghosts" refer to the wronged spirits that were eaten at the old lady's house.

Those wronged souls have been dead for countless years; how could their taste compare to the fresh souls that are killed and eaten on the spot?

Slurp!

The record player took another sip.

Li Banfeng has the ability to Rong Jin'an died, Li Banfeng can now clearly see that Geng Zhiwei's soul is missing a bit, flying into the speaker of the record player like rice noodles.

Geng Zhiwei's expression was ferocious.

His eyes were fixed on Li Banfeng, Li Banfeng felt his heart race.

Contrary to rumors, Geng Zhiwei is not White Lamb; he possesses cultivation, specifically at the first level of the Joy Cultivator Realm.

Why did a Joy Cultivator, plus two martial arts cultivators at the first level of cultivation, die at the hands of Li Banfeng?

Because they entered Li Banfeng's house.

Inside the house, the power of the House Cultivator shocked even Li Banfeng himself.

The two martial arts practitioners, who were skilled in close combat, were no match for Li Banfeng in terms of speed and strength.

Geng Zhiwei's Joy Cultivator had some disruptive effect on Li Banfeng, but due to the suppression of the Home Spirit, it only made Li Banfeng's heart beat slightly faster.

The three of them only had one chance to fight back. Geng Zhiwei made Li Banfeng hallucinate, seeing Teacher Song wearing a suit and glasses.

Taking advantage of Li Banfeng's momentary lapse in concentration, the two martial artists prepared to join forces to kill Li Banfeng.

However, Li Banfeng hid in another room, taking advantage of the enemy's unfamiliarity with the terrain, and successfully resolved the crisis.

The record player ended the battle with a fierce burst of steam.

This was a complete stomp; if it weren't for the fear of injuring Li Banfeng, the game could have ended much faster.

Geng Zhiwei's soul was nearly half sucked away, but he was still not dead. He was still using the techniques of Joy Cultivator to interfere with Li Banfeng's mind.

Li Banfeng couldn't control himself and kept groping the record player with his right hand.

"Hey, my lord, what are you touching?"

"My Wife, we have already consummated our marriage, why don't we consummate our marriage tonight?"

Pfft!

Cough cough cough cough!

The record player, which was focused on sipping its contents, choked and sprayed out several puffs of water mist, coughing several times.

The large, bronze horn-shaped mouth of the bell turned quite red in an instant.

"Well, my lord, it's not that I'm ignorant or unwilling to serve you wholeheartedly."

My body is not very useful, and I'm afraid it will spoil your mood, sir.

My lord, you should rest for a few days while I recover, and find another healthy body.

"As your slave, I will do my utmost to please you, my lord! Hey, ahhhhh~"

Seeing the record player's troubled expression, Li Banfeng withdrew his hand in surprise.

What's wrong with me?

Why would you want to take down a record player?

Joy Cultivator's methods are that powerful?

Li Banfeng looked at the pendulum, which contained Geng Zhiwei's blood, but now the pendulum was full. Where would this blood go?

Are there any methods for preserving blood?

Seeing that Li Banfeng remained silent, the record player quickly explained, "My lord, you have fallen victim to the treacherous villain's Bewitching Heart-Burning Skill. The methods of Joy Cultivator are just this despicable."

My lord, don't be anxious. Little Slave 'll help you get revenge. That Joy Cultivator, don't move! Watch me devour you piece by piece!"

Seeing the record player's choking motion, Li Banfeng couldn't help but touch it again, startling the record player into coughing again.

"Ahem, my dear husband, why don't you go to the outer room for a while?"

Just as Li Banfeng was about to hide in the outer room, he suddenly realized that something was missing from the main room.

What's missing?

After a moment's thought, Li Banfeng remembered. "Where did I put all the medicinal herbs and pills I brought back?"

The record player sang as it played, "My lord, I found those bottles and jars an eyesore, so I sent them all to the outer room."

Li Banfeng quickly went to the outer room.

I hadn't noticed while hiding from the attack in the outer room, but now that I've lit a candle and taken a closer look, I see bottles and jars scattered everywhere, and even the wooden box containing the pills has been smashed.

My Wife is being far too rough!

Li Banfeng wanted to check if the medicinal herbs were damaged, but when he picked up a few jars, he found they were empty.

What's going on?

The medicinal herbs have disappeared?

When they turned the wooden box over that had been lying on the ground over, the pills were gone!

Where did all these good things go?

Li Banfeng looked at the Copper Lotus and found that its petals were tightly closed and it was surrounded by a halo of light; it was refining elixirs.

It swallowed both the pills and the medicinal herbs, and then refined the pills!

Li Banfeng was furious. He left the outer room, returned to the main room, and began to fumble around on the record player.

The record player startled and sang, "My dear husband, have you still not calmed down?"

"My Wife," Li Banfeng sang, "Where are those peaches under your waist now?"

The record player paused, then stammered, "This Little Slave doesn't have any peaches yet."

"Once you grow peaches, bend over right now so I can give you a good beating!"

The record player stammered, "Um, why did you hit me, my lord?"

"You've ruined all the pills and herbs I worked so hard to earn, and you still don't deserve a beating?"

The record player's voice sounded somewhat bewildered, "Um, um, I sent all those things to the outer room, they weren't wasted~~"

"You sent it to the outer chamber, but the Copper Lotus ate it all; now there's nothing left!"

"This, this, this..." The record player stammered for a long time before singing again, "If you have to blame someone, blame that bitch Red Lotus ~~ That bitch is greedy and angered her husband, husband, please don't be angry, husband, please don't..."

"Alright, stop singing!" Li Banfeng glanced at Geng Zhiwei's corpse. "He's probably eaten his soul by now, hasn't he?"

The record player quickly replied, "I've finished eating. Thank you for your kindness, sir."

"After you've finished eating, clean up the mess yourself. Take the body to the outer room and hand it over to Lotus."

Sizzle!

The record player hummed twice, then chided, "Why does my husband dote on that Red Lotus so much?"

Li Banfeng sneered and sang, "Because the Lotus Heart has seven holes~~"

After finishing his song, Li Banfeng left.

The record player puffed out a puff of steam and muttered to itself, "What's so great about seven holes? Aren't three speakers enough?"

Forget it, who knows what kind of madman's outburst this time!

After leaving Portable Abode, Li Banfeng retrieved the key near Geng Family Medicine Shop.

The fire at the Geng Family Medicine Shop was not extinguished, and the Geng family members were busy putting out the fire, while all the neighbors ran out to take shelter.

Actually, all of this is unnecessary.

Old Yao that his medicinal wine could only be drunk in the courtyard and was not allowed to be taken out.

This fire will not harm anyone else.

The Geng family's house will surely be burned to the ground, leaving not a trace, and putting out the fire will be useless.

Li Banfeng left Geng Family Medicine Shop quietly and hurried down the street.

He had more important things to do than just hide from the Geng family.

I've been staying home all day, and my House Cultivator cultivation has reached a certain level, but my Travel Cultivator cultivation is still far behind.

After opening the address Yu Nan had left him, Li Banfeng went to find the new land of Medicine King Gully.

Li Banfeng really wanted to see what that newly born land looked like.

P. S.: Dear readers, follow Ban Feng to the new land!

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