Discern Spiritual Sounds
Second floor?
Two-story House Cultivator?
Doesn't it take ten years to gain a level of cultivation?
He's only been an intern for two months and he's already House Cultivator?
I almost forgot, the advancement level of House Cultivator is related to the Home Spirit. According to Luo Yuni, if House Cultivator cannot please the Home Spirit, they will not be able to advance no matter how many years they cultivate.
This led Li Banfeng to misunderstand, thinking that the process of advancing the Home Spirit would only have a negative effect.
But he didn't expect that the Home Spirit also had a way to promote advancement, but the extent of this promotion made Li Banfeng unable to believe it was true.
Ten years have passed!
In less than three months, Li Banfeng became House Cultivator, and in the blink of an eye, he gained the cultivation that others had taken ten years to achieve.
That's impossible!
Li Banfeng longed for cultivation; he even had the extravagant hope of advancing Tenth Layer and gaining three times the lifespan.
But there are no free gifts in this world; every gift has a price.
Just like elixirs can replace cultivation, but elixirs are very expensive, and all elixirs are poisonous.
Li Banfeng didn't beat around the bush and asked the record player directly, "Give me two levels of cultivation, what do you want me to do?"
Tsk~
The record player sang aggrievedly, "We are such a loving couple, why did you say such unpleasant things, my husband?"
Li Banfeng curled his lip and said, "Where were you when you were turning against me before?"
Sizzle~
The record player snorted twice, "Hey, my husband, I don't like hearing that. What Little Slave and wife don't bicker? Little Slave always make up before they get out of bed. I just threw a tantrum. You can hit me or scold me, but you can't hold a grudge~"
Li Banfeng got up from the ground, wiped the dust off his clothes, and said, "Fine, I won't hold a grudge. Just tell me what you want."
"My husband, Little Slave I want is you. I ask for nothing else."
"Tell me quickly, what do you want?"
"Little Slave have devoted myself to you with all my heart, how can you turn a blind eye?"
"Tell me quickly, what do you want?"
The record player cried, "My Little Slave heart has not earned me even a fraction of my husband's true affection."
Li Banfeng put on his top hat. "If you don't tell me now, I'm leaving."
The record player stopped crying, "My lord, I'm hungry."
Li Banfeng sat back on the bed, rubbed his cheeks, and remained silent for a long time.
My dear Wife.
She was hungry again.
Back in the deep mountains and forests, Li Banfeng summoned a bunch of ghosts controlled by Luo Yuni. The record player devoured the ghosts and sent Li Banfeng to the first floor.
During this period, Li Banfeng found a lot of fresh souls for the record player and also fed it fifteen Ghost Servant with cultivation. The record player was quite satisfied and gave Li Banfeng another layer of cultivation.
She enjoyed the meal, but what will she do now?
Souls aren't so easy to find.
"Wife, when are you going to stop eating? Didn't you just eat yesterday?"
Tsk~
The record player sneered, "Hey, husband, what makes you say that? You ate yesterday, but you're not eating today?"
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "I really haven't eaten today."
"My husband is hungry too, let's go eat quickly, and then go buy groceries and come back as soon as possible."
"Buying groceries? Not so easy! Do you think I'm a murderous psychopath feeding you ghosts every day?"
Tsk~
Clang~
The record player sneered repeatedly, "Husband, haven't you killed enough people already?"
Li Banfeng retorted angrily, "Well, I'm not a freak. I've reached the second level; I should have some techniques, right?"
"There are techniques involved, let me explain them to you in detail, in great detail~"
Li Banfeng was taken aback. "Wife, why are you stuttering?"
"My lord, please apply some more Machine Oil to this Little Slave."
Li Banfeng brought over Oil Pot, opened the machine cover, and saw the water tank boiling, with steam billowing out in clumps, one after another, without end.
The record player can do everything: clean the house, do laundry, kill people... the only thing it can't do is add Machine Oil to itself.
"Wife, you can fill up your own with fuel, why can't you fill up with Machine Oil?"
The record player replied, "Fuel is added in the front cabinet, which I can reach; Machine Oil is in the back compartment, which I can't reach."
Li Banfeng suddenly realized.
It turns out that the front cabinet and the back box are different.
Tsk~
The record player exclaimed in surprise, "Honey, it's not that it's lacking Machine Oil!"
My lord, you mustn't touch that water valve carelessly.
Honey, be extra careful with that gear. Honey, that screw doesn't need Machine Oil.
My dear husband~
My dear husband~
The record player kept calling out.
Li Banfeng closed the lid of the record player, sat down next to it, and said quietly, "Wife, please tell me the technique quickly, I'm listening carefully."
Seeing Li Banfeng's serious expression, the record player asked, "Hey, husband, why are you so serious again?"
Li Banfeng nodded. "I've always been quite serious."
"Hey, my husband, are you enjoying yourself now?"
Li Banfeng nodded.
"You felt better after just a few words?"
Li Banfeng nodded.
The record player remained silent for a long time, then played a slow tempo and softly sang, "Husband, do you need the clothes washed?"
Li Banfeng nodded and said, "Of course it needs to be washed."
"Whoa~ You crazy bastard!" Smoke billowed from all three speakers as the record player roared angrily, "Next time something like this happens, can't you at least take it out beforehand? It's always a huge mess; don't you know how hard it is to do laundry?"
Li Banfeng changed into a new outfit and sat down next to the record player, saying, "Wife, tell me the techniques, I'll lean in and listen."
"Don't come up, don't get so close, or we'll have to wash it again." The record player used a puff of steam to scare Li Banfeng away, then began to explain the technique:
"The second level of skill is called 'Discern Spiritual Sounds,' which is a cultivation of the ears."
Another cultivation technique focused on the ears?
Li Banfeng picked up the Golden Earring made by Zhou Yujuan and asked, "Isn't this the Wind-Following Ears? I've learned another ear-making technique, isn't this redundant?"
"Hey, my husband, this isn't a repetition. 'Wind-Following Ears' means you can hear farther, Discern Spiritual Sounds' means you can hear more."
There are many spiritual beings in this world, and they can speak, but ordinary people cannot understand them. Husband, if you concentrate your mind and listen attentively, you will be able to hear the voices of these Spiritual Object.
Li Banfeng really liked this skill.
This skill suits the temperament of a typical otaku.
Otaku can always hear more voices than others; they can hear the sobs of figurines and the lamentations of comic books, because otaku take life more seriously.
Li Banfeng pressed his ear against the record player and listened carefully.
Sizzle~
The record player was a bit nervous.
"My dear husband, what are you listening to with your face pressed against my belly? Do you think I'm going to get pregnant with your child?"
"Where is the spiritual sound?" Li Banfeng listened to the record player for a long time, but couldn't hear the spiritual sound.
Sizzle~
The record player scoffed, "My Little Slave, I can speak to you; you don't need any special techniques to listen."
That's right, the record player doesn't need to listen.
What other spiritual things are there?
Li Banfeng picked up the Copper Lotus and listened carefully for a while, but couldn't hear anything.
"My Wife, isn't this considered a spiritual object?"
The record player sighed softly.
"That slut Red Lotus is indeed a spiritual being, but her level is too high and she is somewhat shy. My husband cannot understand her spiritual voice."
Is the Copper Lotus's level too high?
What else has a spirit?
Does the Portable Abode possess spiritual power?
Li Banfeng leaned against the wall, concentrating his mind and listening carefully.
The record player cried out urgently, "Husband, you mustn't!"
Huff~ Huff~
What was that sound?
Buzz~~
Li Banfeng heard a long, deep groan, then his eyes rolled back and he collapsed to the ground.
"This house is indeed unusual. No wonder that Red Lotus was so cautious and didn't dare to fight me. She was probably a bit reckless to follow this madman in like that." A layer of dew formed on the record player, like sweat.
PS: I picked up the portable hard drive full of precious data, and I could hear her talking to me.
Dear readers, you should try it too, you really can hear it!