Chapter 640
"Ah..."...
Everyone covered their ears in agony, rolling on the ground and screaming.
This time, everyone learned their lesson and retreated to their own side. The Rebel Army and the Kingdom Army stared at each other, but dared not make a move. They had suffered three consecutive losses, and a few more might leave them deaf. The sensation of the sound entering their brains just now made their heads feel like they were about to split open.
"Ah...! Nobody wants to continue? I'm so disappointed. I wanted to play a little longer. As soon as you draw your swords, I'll speak up. Pick up your courage and keep fighting! I believe victory will surely be yours. Only victory achieved through endless torment is truly precious. Kill! Keep killing! I love watching war movies!" A lewd voice echoed in the sky above the capital.
"You bastard! Who are you?!"
"Get out here!"
"I'm going to kill you!"... Everyone turned their anger towards the source of the voice, and calmed down from the previous fighting;
"That voice!" Vivi looked up in surprise. The voice was so familiar; that annoying tone was something no one could imitate, the kind of voice that made you want to punch someone the moment you heard it. But now, to her and her country, that voice was like the voice of God, a savior.
Robin could never forget that voice, because she felt that no one in the world was more shameless, scoundrel, lewd, and vulgar than the owner of that voice... (and so on, countless other words omitted). A smile appeared on Robin's lips as she softly said, "They've come."
Chapter 170 The Madman
(Chapter 170 The Madman)
The voices came from above the palace. Looking at the enemies around them, they shouted, "Just you wait! I'll deal with you after I take care of that bastard!" as they charged towards the plaza.
Everyone on the platform and in the square looked up and saw a person sitting on the highest building of the royal palace, looking at them with a playful smile. That gaze and posture made everyone feel an inexplicable surge of anger burning in their hearts. It was too much of a disrespect. He liked to watch war, so we wouldn't put on a show for this bastard.
"You bastard! Get down here! I'm going to kill you!"
"Yeah! If you've got the guts, come down here!"
"You bastard, come down here and fight me one-on-one."
"If you want to see war, we'll have to kill you first, you bastard! We'll let you experience firsthand what war is all about!"...
"Ah, tired...! Why did you stop? I was in such a good mood today, adding fuel to the fire. Ah! I know! You guys actually want someone to cheer you on, right? Well then, I'll do it. This is a free giveaway, you know. I've never cheered for anyone before." Chen Fan said, standing up with a bunch of flowers that seemed to have appeared out of nowhere in his hands. Then, in front of everyone, he jumped and danced. "Go! Go! Go Kingdom Army! Go! Go! Go Rebel Army! Two little bees! Flying among the flowers! One, two, three, four, five! All of you are idiots!"
Chen Fan's voice echoed throughout the capital city. Below, where the fighting had ceased, veins bulged on everyone's foreheads—rage, boundless rage.
Vivi and Robin laughed. Chen Fan, that rascal, was really good at playing tricks on people. But it seemed that because of this, the Red Eye people below had stopped. They had been blinded by the killing and needed a goal to keep them going, otherwise they would all collapse. Initially, the Kingdom Army's goal was to protect the palace, Rebel Army's goal was to kill the king. The two sides were in strong conflict; it was a matter of life or death. Now that the goal had changed and was no longer in conflict, they could all regain a little clarity.
"Sigh... why have you all stopped? Did my dance captivate you?" Chen Fan said.
"Thump...!" Everyone fell to the ground; this bastard had just vented all the anger they had painstakingly gathered.
"Do you want to see my private parts? No H stuff, okay?" Chen Fan said, shaking his right index finger from side to side.
"You bastard! Get down here! I'll kill you even if it means fighting! We're going to take your life!"
"Kingdom Army, all of you get out of my way! We'll take that guy down first, then we'll deal with you. We're going to kill him outright!"
Kingdom Army said, "Although we also want to kill that guy, it's our mission to defend this place!"
"Well... I understand why you want my autograph."
"Damn it! I don't want your autograph! I want your dog's life!"
"You don't even spare dogs! How cruel you are! Dogs are man's best friend! They should not be killed."
"Asshole!"